Saturday, December 31, 2011

sat., 31 dec., 2011, the 7th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡

 ‡‡‡‡ )  On the 7th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 12 cunting condoms, 11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Friday, December 30, 2011

fri., 30 dec., 2011, the 6th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  §§

§§ )  On the 6th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

thurs., 29 dec., 2011, the 5th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡

‡‡ )  On the 5th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

wed., 28 dec., 2011, the 4th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++

++ )  On the 4th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

tues., 27 dec., 2011, the 3rd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++++

++++ )  On the 3rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 26, 2011

mon., 26 dec., 2011, the 2nd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  +++

+++ )  On the 2nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

sun., 25 dec., 2011, the 1st. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++++


++++ )  On the 1st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 24, 2011

sat., 24 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. x.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH: ¡Al infierno con tu nöel! §§

§§ ) “To hell with yr noel.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Friday, December 23, 2011

fri., 23 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
CATALAN:  (el) caganer  ++
CATALAN:  (el) caganatio  +++

 ++ )  (el) Caganer =  Lit., "the shitter"; el caganer is that local shepherd squatting next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus — he has to take a ferocious dump RIGHT NOW... This Catalan Catholic Xmas trad. dating back to late 17th. or early 18th. C.  Despite attempts by local authorities to ban public displays, el caganer is an essential part of Catalan Xmas. ;
+++ )  (el) Caganatio =  Lit., "the shitting log" — (el) Caganatio is another Catalan Cath. Xmas trad. A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a blanket. On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log, exhorting the log to shit their Xmas treats; when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are found, treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (el) Caganatio 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Thursday, December 22, 2011

thurs., 22 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:
J’encule ta scene de nativite! ++

++ ) “Fuck yr Nativity display!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

wed., 21 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. vii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN:
Deus Christianus tuus futuatur. ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡ ) “Fuck yr Christian god!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

tues., 20 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. vi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


ITALIAN:
Gesu e un cornuto! ‡‡‡

‡‡‡ ) “Jesus is a cuckold!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 19, 2011

mon., 19 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: Joulupukki nai poroja! +
FINNISH: Joulupukki nai hänen auttajia! ++


+ ) “Santa fucks reindeer!”
++ ) “Santa fucks his Helpers!” / “Santa fucks his elves!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 18, 2011

sun., 18 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. iv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
FINNISH: Joulupukin haltijat naivat poroja!  +


 + )   Santa’s elves fuck reindeer!” 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 17, 2011

sat., 17 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: Äitisi nai poroja! +


+ ) “Yr mother fucks reindeer!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 16, 2011

fri., 16 dec., 2011, countdown 2 xmas, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN: “Deus mortus est.”  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “God is dead.” — an odd phrase, & not terribly offensive, in sofar as ancient Romans might reply, “which god?”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 15, 2011

thurs., 15 dec., 2011, countdown 2 xmas, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GERMAN: „Gott ist tot.“  ‡

  ‡ ) “God is dead.” — attrib. to 19th. C. Germ. philologist Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

wed., 14 dec., 2011: serbian music appreciation: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SERB: Дао Бог да ти панкери на спроводу!    Dao Bog da ti pankeri svirali na sprovodu!   +
   +  ) “May God grant that punk rockers play at yr funeral!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.
http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

tues., 13 dec., 2011: finnish notes on the continuing class struggle: give us This Day our Daily Bread



FINNISH: Miksi ihmiset aina näyttävät heidän lemmikeiltä? ‡

        ‡ ) “Why do people always look like their pets?”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 12, 2011

mon., 12 dec., 2011: spanish notes on the continuing class struggle: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
SPANISH: ¿Por que las perras ricas se parecen sus perros? 

 ‡ ) “Why do the rich bitches always look like their dogs?”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

sat., 10 dec., & sun., 10 2011, an albanian blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ALBANIAN: Ta qifshä zotëren tënd turqíshte... ++

+ ) “Let the Turks fuck yr Lord God.” / “Let the Turkish fuck yr Lord God.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sat. 10 dec., & sun., 11 dec., 2011: words of advice (or shite my father wld say if i had an ouija board): give us This Day our Daily Curse

when doing multilingual editorial fixes during deadline (esp. those involving non-roman fonts) it is generally not advised to deal with two or more contributors across 14 time zones, that is unless you live for challenges....

or unless the shite needs fookin' fixin'...

that sd., i stand by the above...

actually i sit 25 inches from the above according to my ikea ruler.

i am now standing.

— goodnight gracie.

— goodnight.

Friday, December 9, 2011

fri., 9 dec., 2011: extended-by-unfinished-editorial-d(r)eadline-work edition (am currently editing a new print issue of gobshite quarterly, so all energies focused there...): give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: Fils de chienne! / Fils de chienne. ‡
FRENCH: Fils de putain! / Fils de putain. ‡‡

‡ ) “Son of a bitch!” / “Son of a bitch.” ;
‡‡ ) “Son of a whore!” / “Son of a whore.” / “Son of a bitch!” /
“Son of a bitch.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Wed., 7 dec., 2011, some japanese second thoughts? (so i lied, a new entry, sue me): give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE: あの馬鹿めを起きられちゃったくせに!山本五十六元帥海軍大将 — Ano baka-me wo okirarechatta kuse ni!  +
JAPANESE: とうじょうちゃんはどんぴしゃりだったわ! — Tōjō-chan wa donpishari datta wa!   ++
JAPANESE:  東條は正しかっただ。— Tōjō wa tadashikatta da.  ++

   + )  “We woke those dumbasses up [and it’s your fault!]”)  — What Admiral Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto really said [to Tōjō on 7 Dec., 1941]
++ )  “Tōjō was right.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

mon., 5 dec., tues., 6 dec., wed., 7 dec., thurs., 8 dec, 2011: editorial d(r)eadline edition (am currently editing a new print issue of gobshite quarterly, so all energies focused there...): give us This Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:   Fils de chienne! / Fils de chienne. ‡
FRENCH:   Fils de putain!  /  Fils de putain.   ‡‡

       )  “Son of a bitch!”  /  “Son of a bitch.”  ; 
   ‡‡  )   “Son of a whore!”  “Son of a whore.” / “Son of a bitch!”  / 
                    “Son of a bitch.”  
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 3, 2011

sat., 3 dec., & sun., 4 dec, 2011: another supreme catalan blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse


CATALAN:  Mecàgum el collons putas de Déu puta!  §  

  §  )   “I shit on the whore’s balls of the whore God.”  /  “I shit on the whore’s bollocks of the whore God.”  /  “I shit on the bitch balls of the bitch God.”  /  “I shit on the bitch bollocks of the bitch God.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 2, 2011

fri., 2 dec., 2011: an italian philosopher king?: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
ITALIAN:  coglione      + 

         + )    bollock-stupid  /  balls-stupid — slobbering & drooling cousin to “stronzo” .
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Thursday, December 1, 2011

thurs., 1 dec., 2011: croatian constructive music criticism: give us This Day our Daily Curse


CROATIAN:   Jebo svoj usrani pank bend!   ++

   ++  )  “Fuck yr shitty punk [rock] band!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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