Thursday, December 31, 2015

thurs., 31 dec., 2015: the 7th. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡) “On the 7th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  7 swans a-pissing,  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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wed., 30 dec., 2015, the 6th. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:  6 harovaa hanhia,  5 kultaista mulkkurengasta,  4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,  3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta,  2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡
 
‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  “On the 6th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

tues., 29 dec., 2015: the 5th. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:  5 kultaista mulkkurengasta,  4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,  3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta,  2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡)  On the 5th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271                                                                
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Monday, December 28, 2015

mon., 28 dec., 2015: the 4th. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡)  On the 4th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 27, 2015

sun., 27 dec., 2015: the 3rd. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡

‡‡‡)  On the 3rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 26, 2015

sat., 26 dec., 2015: the 2nd. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:   Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:   2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡

‡‡)  "On the 2nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree..."   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 25, 2015

fri., 25 dec., 2015: the 1st. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡

‡)  "On the 1st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree"   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 24, 2015

thurs., 24 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxxiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN:  Patrem natalem mortus est.  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “Father Christmas is dead.”  /  Santa Claus is dead.”    a reverse-engineered translation of what 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche might have said if he’d gotten around to it,  to which an ancient Roman probably reply,  “Father Christmas?   Santa?   Christmas?   Never heard of ’em.  As for Saturnalia,  now that’s a holiday...”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

wed., 23 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche!  
ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!  

‡) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

tues., 22 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!  ‡‡

‡‡) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 21, 2015

mon., 21 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche! 

 ‡)   Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sun., 20 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xx.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq Milied!  

  ‡ ) “I piss upon Christmas!”

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Saturday, December 19, 2015

sat., 19 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra madre con tu navidad!   §§

  §§)   To the bitch mother with yr christmas.”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 18, 2015

fri., 18 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xviii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra con tu nöel!   §§

  §§ )   To the skanky bitch with yr noel.”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 17, 2015

thurs., 17 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xvii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:  ¡A la friegada con tu navidad!   §
SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada con tu navidad!   §§

   §)    To fucking hell with yr christmas.” ;
 §§)    Fuck yr christmas.”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

wed., 16 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xvi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada y la friegada con tu nöel!  §
SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada con tu nöel!  §§

  §)   To fucking hell with yr noel.”
§§)   Fuck yr noel.”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

tues., 15 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu navidad!  §
SPANISH:  ¡Al infiernito con tu navidad!   §§

   § )   To hell with yr christmas...”  ;
 §§ )   To the tiniest of little hells with yr christmas...” / “Go stick yr fucking christmas in the hottest of pizza ovens...”  (NOTE: In Argentine Spanish, “infiernito” is a term used for pizza baking ovens, “infiernito” lit. being a "little hell"...)
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 14, 2015

mon., 14 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:   ¡Al infierno con tu nöel!   § 

   §)   To hell with yr noel.”  

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 13, 2015

sun., 13 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

CATALAN:   ¡Mira el caganatio...  ‡‡

‡‡)  Look at the shitting log!”  NOTE:  Not an insult if pointing at a Catalan Xmas display.  (However,  if pointing at a specific person...If the foo shits,  wear it, as the saying goes.)   El Caganatio  =   Lit.,  “The shitting log...”    (El) Caganatio is another Catalan Cath. Xmas trad.  A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a blanket.  On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log,  exhorting the log to shit their Xmas treats;  when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are found,  treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (El) Caganatio.

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Saturday, December 12, 2015

sat., 12 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas (end of the world ed.), pt. xii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


CATALAN:  ¿Eres caganer?   /  ¿Eres el caganer?  ‡‡

 ‡‡)   Are you the (manger) shitter?”  NOTE: (El)  Caganer  =  Lit., “The shitter”;  el caganer is that local shepherd squatting next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus    & he has to take a ferocious dump RIGHT NOW...  This is a Catalan Catholic Xmas trad.,  dating back to late 17th. or early 18th. C.  Despite attempts by local authorities to ban public displays,  el caganer has persisted & finally prevailed an essential part of Catalan Xmas.
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Friday, December 11, 2015

fri., 11 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:   J’encule ta scene de nativite!   ‡‡

  ‡‡) “Fuck yr Nativity display!”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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thurs., 10 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. x.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN:  Deus Christianus tuus futuatur.   ‡‡

   ‡‡ )   Fuck yr Christian god!”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Wednesday, December 9, 2015

wed., 9 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!  
ITALIAN:   Babbo Natale e un cornuto!  ‡‡

     ‡)   Jesus is a cuckold!”
   ‡‡)   Santa Claus is a cuckold!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

tues., 8 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!  ‡‡

   ‡‡)   Jesus is a cuckold!”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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mon., 7 dec., 2015: & a day in infamy, remembered: give us This Day our Daily Curse

JAPANESE:  あの馬鹿めを起きられちゃったくせに!山本五十六元帥海軍大将 — Ano baka-me wo okirarechatta kuse ni! 
 
 ‡ )  We woke those dumbasses up [& its yr fault!]”)  — What Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto really said [to Tōjō on 7 Dec., 1941] 

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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mon., 7 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas (& yet more finnish reindeer games), pt. vii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

  FINNISH: Joulupukki nai hänen auttajia!  ‡‡

‡‡)  Santa fucks his Helpers!”  /  Santa fucks his elves!” 

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 6, 2015

sun., 6 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. vi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: Joulupukki nai poroja!  ‡‡‡

  ‡‡‡ )   Santa fucks reindeer!” 

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sat., 5 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH: Joulupukin haltijat naivat poroja!  ‡‡

 ‡‡ )   Santa’s elves fuck reindeer!”
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 4, 2015

fri., 4 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas (finnish reindeer games), pt. iv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Äitisi nai poroja! 

 ‡ )   Yr mother fucks reindeer!” 
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 3, 2015

thurs., 3 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN:  “Deus mortus est.”  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “God is dead.”    an odd phrase, & reverse-engineered translation of the phrase by 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope supreme Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche;  & to be honest,  while vexingly perplexing &/or bemusing,  not terribly offensive,  at least not to an ancient Roman,  in sofar as ancient Romans would probably reply,  “pray tell,  which god?”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

wed., 2 dec. 2015: countdown 2 xmas, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH: Dios es muerto. 

  ‡ )  A Spanish rendition of “God is dead” — a sentiment to which many a Durutti Columnist would have subscribed  —  & of course of course attrib. to 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope supreme Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

tues., 1 dec., 2015: countdown 2 xmas, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GERMAN:  „Gott ist tot.“  

  ‡ )  “God is dead.”    attrib. to 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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Monday, November 30, 2015

mon., 30 nov., 2015: post-angstgiving dakota & navajo & yup´ik sobriquets: give us This Day our Daily Curse


DAKOTA:  Wasicu...  
NAVAJO:   Belliganna  ‡‡
YUP´IK (INUIT):  Qussak  ‡‡‡

 ‡ )  Lit.,  “[One who] takes the fat    i.e.,  selfish bastard;  Dakota term for the invading whitey greed-head peoples ;
‡‡)  Navajo term for the invading whitey people,  probably corruption of Spanish “Americano” ;
‡‡‡)  Lit., “Cassock    Yup´ik  (Inuit)  term for the Russian invaders...
NOTE: As for the orig. New England Thanksgiving feast being a coming together & celebration of mutual aid between the Pequot Nation’s peoples & the Pilgrims  (many of whose leaders were military veterans of Europe’s 30 yrs wars,  & other adventures),  the first Thanksgiving feast in 1637 was hosted by Governor Winthrop of Massachusetts to honor a militia who had just slaughtered approximately 700 Pequot Nation’s men, women & children.  (Others were enslaved, some taken to Europe for the entertainment fo various royal courts.)  We have been unable to find any terms of endearment for these genocidal motherless fucks, these “Puritans” — & welcome any lexicographic or linguistic references.

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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