Saturday, December 31, 2011

sat., 31 dec., 2011, the 7th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡

 ‡‡‡‡ )  On the 7th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 12 cunting condoms, 11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 30, 2011

fri., 30 dec., 2011, the 6th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  §§

§§ )  On the 6th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

thurs., 29 dec., 2011, the 5th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡

‡‡ )  On the 5th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

wed., 28 dec., 2011, the 4th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++

++ )  On the 4th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

tues., 27 dec., 2011, the 3rd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++++

++++ )  On the 3rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 26, 2011

mon., 26 dec., 2011, the 2nd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  +++

+++ )  On the 2nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

sun., 25 dec., 2011, the 1st. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++++


++++ )  On the 1st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
   ____________________________________________
from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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