mon., 31 jan., 2011, classic german nursery rhyme

 GERMAN:  Hitler hat ein Ei, und Himmler keins....  /
                       Hitler hat ein Ei, und Goering keins...   ‡

     ‡  )     “Hitler has one ball, & Himmler none...”  /
                  “Hitler has one ball, & Goering none...”
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sun., 30 jan., 2011, a maltese madonna?

MALTESE:  Qisek dik ilsbjana il madonna.   +

  + )   “You’re like that lesbo-dyke Virgin Mary.”
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sat., 29 jan. 2011, an arse ecology

FINNISH:   kuraperse   §§        

  §§ )   muddy arse  / muddy ass
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fri., 28 jan., 2011, a maltese-european exchange

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq l ewropa!   ¶¶ 
  
     ¶¶  )    “I piss upon Europe!”
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thurs., 27 jan, 2011, a finnish speed-dial speedo

FINNISH:   Vitut kikille kännykkäsi pikavalinnassa! / Haistata vittu kännykkäsi
pikavalinnassa!   +  

   +  )   “Fuck everyone on yr mobile phone speed dial.” /
            “Fuck everyone on yr cell phone speed dial.”  
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wed., 26 jan., 2011, another bastardry

AFRIKAANS:  Die poes!  §
AFRIKAANS:  Die poes bliksem!  §§

      §  )   “That cunt (bastard)!” — more common usage  ; 
    §§  )   “That cunt bastard!”

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tues., 25 jan., 2011, sacks of s.o.b. bastardry

BASQUE:  Putakume! / Putasemea!   §§    
NORWEGIAN:  Drittsekk! Jævel!   §§§
UZBEK:   Занталоқ!  —  Zantaloq!   §§   

   §§ )  “Bastard!” / “Son of a bitch!”  /  bastard;  son of a bitch ;   
 §§§ )  “Sack-of-shit! Bastard!”  ;

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mon., 24 jan., 2011, icelandic self-maintenance instructions

ICELANDIC:   Runkadu ter!   ‡‡ 

    ‡‡  )   “Go wank!” / “(Go) wank off!” ;
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sun., 23 jan., 2011, icelandic advice in re the madonna

ICELANDIC:  þú fokkar ekki með hina óspjölluðu Maríu.   ++


++ )     “You don’t fuck with the Virgin Mary.”
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sat., 22 jan., 2011, towards a new olympics sport

CROATIAN:  drkadzijo  ++  
SERB:   дркадзијо — drkadzijo   ++

    ++  )   “super wanker”    
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fri., 21 jan., 2011, an ethnic lottery

CROATIAN:  Ethno Brojalica.  §   
SERB:  Еетхно Бројалика  —  Ethno Brojalica.   § 

      § )    “Ethnic Eeny-meeny-miney-moe.”  =  deadly game played by partisans 
               during recent conflicts in the former Yugoslavia; also title of poem by
               Croatian poet Delimir Resicki.
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thurs., 20 jan., 2011, brain pain

NORWEGIAN:   Et virus herpa harddisken min.  §§

     §§ )   “A virus damaged my hard disk.” = my brain hurts.     
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wed., 19 jan., 2011, a bastardry

NORWEGIAN:  Drittsekk! Jævel!   §§
UZBEK:   Занталоқ!  —  Zantaloq!   §§§   

    §§ )  “Sack-of-shit! Bastard!”  ;
  §§§ )  “Bastard!” / “Son of a bitch!”  /  bastard;  son of a bitch.

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tues., 18 jan., 2011, notes towards an extreme political discourse

AFRIKAANS:   halskette   **      
SOTHO, N.:   pheta **   
ZULU:   umgaxo  /  umlengiso  **  

    ** )     “necklace” / “necklacing”  =   placing a petrol-soaked rubber tire around someone’s 
                torso & setting it on fire; orig. by Rhodesian security forces in 1960s & 1970s;  
                spread to S. Africa in mid-1980s & used by all conflicting  factions through early 
                1990s; practice also spread to Haiti, Nigeria & Braz. 
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mon., 17 jan., 2011, filipina diva wanna-be

TAGALOG:  Chichay Chákakhan!    §§§   

  §§§ )   “Bitchy nasty-tempered ugly super-bitch!” = Fucking virago looks like 
                [soul diva] Chaka Khan! / Fucking virago thinks she's Chaka Khan!

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sun., 16 jan., 2011, an after-dinner russian toast

RUSSIAN:   Споконой ночи мать машу в три креста! / Spokonoy nochi, mat’ mašu
                       v tri kresta!   ++
 
++)    “Good night, & fuck yr mother & three crosses, too!”  =  after-dinner valediction.
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sat., 15 jan., 2011, a brazilian political potluck

PORTUGUESE, BRAZ.:  Micro-onda   ‡‡

     ‡‡ )     “Micro-wave” = “necklacing” variant [political murder by immolation, as
                  practiced by Rhodesian security forces in the 1960s & 1970s, & by warring
                  South African factions from the 1980s through to the early 1990s, as well
                  as Nigeria & Haiti] substituting petrol-filled tin barrel for petrol-soaked 
                  rubber tire; the victim is placed in tin barrel & set on fire; method used 
                  in Rio’s favelas by drug dealers & vigilantes, sometimes against real 
                  journalists [as opposed to U.S. p.r. flaks & fuck-puppet propagandists]. ______________________________________________________
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fri., 14 jan., 2011, faire de la politique d' haiti

CREOLE, HAITIAN:  Tonton Macoute   ++  

    ++ )     “Uncle Gunnysack” — Papa Doc’s death-squads; later employed by Baby 
                 Doc’s regime & in subsequent Haitian civil wars, circa 1957—2000 (& 
                  beyond; wore brownshirt drag & sunglasses & cultivated a baadaaaaassss
                  vodun aura, appropriating the native religion to their political ends ;  the 
                  death-squads used semi-automatics, but machete was preferred, if not 
                   totemic weapon.
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thurs., 13 jan., 2011, a welsh salutation

WELSH:  Twll din pop Saes!  **  

   ** )   “Arseholes to all Englishmen!” / “Assholes to all Englishmen!” ______________________________________________________
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wed., 12 jan. 2011, would you like fries with that?

DUTCH: Eet pinguin poep.   +  
DUTCH: Eet pinguin poep smeerlap. / Eet pinguin poep bastaard.   ++    
DUTCH: Eet pinguin poep trut. / Eet pinguin poep kaffer.   +++    

      + )   “Eat penguin shit.”
    ++ )   “Eat penguin shit, son-of-a-bitch.” / “Eat penguin shit, bastard.” 
 +++ )   “Eat penguin shit, bitch.” / “Eat penguin shit, cow.”
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tues., 11 jan., 2011, the war on drugs (a mexican note)

SPANISH:  “A este pinchi vieja la matamos por relaje...esto es va a pasar a todos
                   los pinches relajes.” — Z  [los Zetas]  ++  

    ++ )     “We killed this fucking obstinate old lady for snitching...this will happen
                 to all fucking snitches.” — Z  [the Zs / Zetas] 
                         Note written on cardboard & propped against the decapitated  
                 corpse of an old lady in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. 
                        The cops found her body & the cardboard note on 25 Oct., 2010,
                 her head in her lap, & a now-severed finger in her mouth. 
                        The Zs / Zetas are narco-traficantes [narco-traffickers] with para-
                 military origins.  
                        The Zetas trained at the Ft. Benning School of the Americas to deal 
                 with the Zapatista insurgency in Chiapas — & we know how well that went. 
                        When the Zetas were next assigned to fight narco-traficantes, the 
                 narco-traficantes offered the Zetas a better benefits package ... 
                        Over 30,000 Mexicans have died in the war on (& for) drugs since 
                 2007 ...  the lucky ones merely shot ...
             
                This note & incident is courtesy of the excellent article, The Mystery of the 
                Tainted Cocaine, Pt. iv.: The Bigger Mystery, by Brendan Kiley, The Stranger,
                6 Jan., 2011 [link below].   
              
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-mystery-of-the-tainted-cocaine-part-iv/Content?oid=6163374
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mon., 10 jan., 2011, a couple of arses?

HEBREW:   תחת מלוכלך  — tahkat melōchlekhet  + 
HUNGARIAN:  Menj a büdös picsába! ++

    + )   filthy arse / filthy ass ;
  ++ )  “Go up a smelly arse!”  /  “Go up a smelly ass!”   
   
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sun., 9 jan., 2011, a blasphomet

MACEDONIAN:   Да ти ебам бозество кучка!  —  Da ti ebam bozestvo kučka!    ‡‡‡  

  ‡‡‡ )  “Fuck yr God, bitch!”
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sat., 8 jan., 2011, a bollock short...

BULGARIAN:   ташак  —  tašak  *

      *  )   “one-bollock-wanker”   /   “one-bollock-jerkoff”   
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fri., 7 jan., 2011, give wales back to the irish?

WELSH:  Cadwch Cymru yn lan. Danfonwch y sbwriel i Loegr!  +++

+++ )   “Keep Wales tidy. Leave yr rubbish in England!”   
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thurs., 6 jan., 2011, a balkan salutation from the new congress

CROATIAN:  Jebem ti narodno zdravlje.  +
SERB:   Йебем ти народно здравҧе.  —  Jebem ti narodno zdravlje.  +

    + )   “Fuck yr National Health.”   
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wed., 5 jan., 2011, the 12th day of xmas

FINNISH:   Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                   12 vituttavaa kortsua, 11 toisiaan poskeen ottavaa säkkipillinsoittajaa,
                   10 sutenöörinä toimivaa valtiasta, 9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä,
                    8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6  harovaa hanhia,
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++  

++++ )  On the 12th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 12 cunting condoms,
             11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing,
              8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden
              cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking
              & partridge crap in a pear tree    
                                          ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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tues., 4 jan., 2011, 11th. day of xmas

FINNISH:   Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                   11 toisiaan poskeen ottavaa säkkipillinsoittajaa,
                   10 sutenöörinä toimivaa valtiasta, 9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä,
                    8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6  harovaa hanhia,
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++  

++++ )  On the 11th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 
             11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing,
              8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden
              cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking
              & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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mon., 3 jan., 2011, 10th. day of xmas

FINNISH:   Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                   10 sutenöörinä toimivaa valtiasta, 9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä,
                    8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6  harovaa hanhia,
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++  

++++ )  On the 10th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 10 lords a pimping,
              9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing,
              6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots,
              3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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sun, 2 jan., 2011, 9th. day of xmas

FINNISH:   Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä, 8 runkaavaa piikaa,
                    7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6  harovaa hanhia,
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++  

++++ )  On the 9th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 9 girls pole-dancing,
              8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden
              cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking
              & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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sat. 1 jan., 2011, 8th. day of xmas (& a happy neü yr.)

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia,
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++  

++++ )  On the 8th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 8 maids a-wanking,
             7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings,
             4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking
              & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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