sat., 31 dec., 2016: the 7th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡) “On the 7^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  7 swans a-pissing,  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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fri., 30 dec., 2016, the 6th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:  6 harovaa hanhia,  5 kultaista mulkkurengasta,  4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,  3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta,  2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ‡‡‡‡‡

 

‡‡‡‡‡‡)  “On the 6^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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thurs., 29 dec., 2016: the 5th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡

                       

‡‡‡‡‡)  “On the 5^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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wed., 28 dec., 2016: the 4th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡)  “On the 4^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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tues., 27 dec., 2016: the 3rd. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡

‡‡‡)  “On the 3^rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

  

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mon., 26 dec., 2016: the 2nd. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡

‡‡)  “On the 2^nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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sun., 25 dec., 2016: the 1st. day of finnish xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡

‡)  “On the 1^st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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sat., 24 dec., 2016: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxxiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATIN:  Patrem natalem mortus est.  ‡‡

‡‡) “Father Christmas is dead.”  /  “Santa Claus is dead.”  —  a reverse-engineered translation of what 19^th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche might have said if he’d gotten around to it,  to which an ancient Roman probably reply,  “Father Christmas?   Santa?   Christmas?   Never heard of ’em.  As for Saturnalia,  now that’s a holiday...”

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fri., 23 dec., 2016: (french & icelandic) countdowns 2 xmas, pt. xxiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche!   ‡

ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!   ‡

 ‡) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

 

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thurs., 22 dec., 2016: (an icelandic) countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!  ‡‡

‡‡) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

 

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wed., 21 dec., 2016: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche!  ‡

 ‡)   “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

 

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tues., 20 dec., 2016: (a maltese) countdown 2 xmas, pt. xx.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq Milied!   ‡

  ‡) “I piss upon Christmas!”

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mon., 19 dec., 2016: (& yet more spanish) countdowns 2 xmas, pt. xix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra madre con tu navidad!   §§

  §§)   “To the bitch mother with yr christmas...”

 

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sun., 18 dec., 2016: (& yet more spanish) countdowns 2 xmas, pt. xviii.: give us This Day our Daily

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra con tu nöel!   §§

  §§)   “To the skanky bitch with yr noel...”

 

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sat., 17 dec., 2016: (yet more spanish) countdowns 2 xmas, pt. xvii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la friegada con tu navidad!   §

SPANISH:    ¡A la chingada con tu navidad!   §§

   § )    “To fucking hell with yr christmas.” ;

 §§ )    “Fuck yr christmas.”

 

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fri., 16 dec., 2016: (& more spanish) countdowns 2 xmas, pt. xvi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada y la friegada con tu nöel!  §

SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada con tu nöel!  §§

  §)   “To fucking hell with yr Noel...”

§§)   “Fuck yr Noel...”

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thurs., 15 dec., 2016: (more spanish) countdowns 2 xmas, pt. xv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu navidad!  §

SPANISH:  ¡Al infiernito con tu navidad!   §§

   §)   “To hell with yr christmas...”  ;

 §§)   “To the tiniest of little hells with yr christmas...” / “Go stick yr fucking christmas in the hottest of pizza ovens...”  (NOTE: In Argentine Spanish, “infiernito” is a term used for pizza baking ovens, “infiernito” lit. being a “little hell”...)

 

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wed., 14 dec., 2016: (a spanish) countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu nöel!   § 

   § )    “To hell with yr Noel...”  

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tues., 13 dec., 2016: (another catalunya) countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

CATALAN:   ¡Mira el caganatio...  ‡‡

‡‡)  “Look at the shitting log!”  NOTE:  Not an insult if pointing at a Catalunya Xmas display.   (However,   if pointing at a specific person...  If the foo shits,  wear it,  as the saying goes.)   El Caganatio  =   Lit.,  “The shitting log...”  —  (El) Caganatio is another Catalunya Cath. Xmas trad.  A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a blanket.  On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log,  exhorting the log to shit their Xmas treats;  when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are found,  treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (El) Caganatio.

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mon., 12 dec., 2016: (a catalunya) countdown 2 xmas, pt. xii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

CATALAN:  ¿Eres caganer?   /  ¿Eres el caganer?  ‡‡

 ‡‡)   “Are you the (manger) shitter?”  NOTE: (El)  Caganer  =  Lit., “The shitter”;  el caganer is that local shepherd squatting next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus  —  & he has to take a ferocious dump RIGHT NOW...  This scenario is depicted in a Catalunya Catholic Xmas trad.,  dating back to late 17^th. or early 18^th. C.  Despite attempts by local authorities to ban public displays,  el caganer has persisted & finally prevailed an essential part of Catalunya Xmas.

 

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sun., 11 dec., 2016: (a french) countdown 2 xmas, pt. xi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:   J’encule ta scene de nativite! ‡‡

  ‡‡)  “Fuck yr Nativity display!”

 

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sat., 10 dec., 2016: (a latin) countdown 2 xmas, pt. x.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATIN:  Deus Christianus tuus futuatur.  ‡‡

 ‡‡)   “Fuck yr Christian god!”

 

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fri., 9 dec., 2016: (another italian) countdown 2 xmas, pt. ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!  ‡

ITALIAN:   Babbo Natale e un cornuto!  ‡‡

     ‡)   “Jesus is a cuckold!”

   ‡‡)   “Santa Claus is a cuckold!”

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thurs., 8 dec., 2016: (italian) countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!  ‡‡

 ‡‡)   “Jesus is a cuckold!”

 

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wed., 7 dec., 2016: & a day in infamy, remembered (still counting down 2 xmas, viii).: give us This Day our Daily Curse

JAPANESE:  あの馬鹿めを起きられちゃったくせに！山本五十六元帥海軍大将 — Ano baka-me wo okirarechatta kuse ni!  +

 

 ‡)  “We woke those dumbasses up [& it’s yr fault!]”)  — What Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto really said [to Tōjō on 7 Dec., 1941]

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wed., 7 dec., 2016: countdown 2 xmas (& yet more finnish reindeer games), pt. vii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulupukki nai hänen auttajia!  ‡‡‡

‡‡‡)   “Santa fucks his Helpers!”  /  “Santa fucks his elves!” 

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tues., 6 dec., 2016: countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. vi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulupukki nai poroja!  ‡‡‡

  ‡‡‡)   “Santa fucks reindeer!” 

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mon., 5 dec., 2016: countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulupukin haltijat naivat poroja!  ‡‡

‡‡)   “Santa’s elves fuck reindeer!”

 

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sun., 4 dec., 2016: countdown 2 xmas (finnish reindeer games), pt. iv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Äitisi nai poroja!  ‡

 ‡ )   “Yr mother fucks reindeer!” 

 

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sat., 3 dec., 2016: countdown 2 xmas, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATIN: “Deus mortus est.”  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “God is dead.”  —  an odd phrase, & reverse-engineered translation of the phrase by 19^th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope supreme Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche;  & to be honest,  while vexingly perplexing &/or bemusing, not terribly offensive,  at least not to an ancient Roman,  in sofar as ancient Romans would probably reply,  “pray tell,  which god?”

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