Saturday, December 31, 2011

sat., 31 dec., 2011, the 7th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡

 ‡‡‡‡ )  On the 7th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 12 cunting condoms, 11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Friday, December 30, 2011

fri., 30 dec., 2011, the 6th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  §§

§§ )  On the 6th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

thurs., 29 dec., 2011, the 5th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡

‡‡ )  On the 5th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

wed., 28 dec., 2011, the 4th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++

++ )  On the 4th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

tues., 27 dec., 2011, the 3rd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++++

++++ )  On the 3rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Monday, December 26, 2011

mon., 26 dec., 2011, the 2nd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  +++

+++ )  On the 2nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

sun., 25 dec., 2011, the 1st. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++++


++++ )  On the 1st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Saturday, December 24, 2011

sat., 24 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. x.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH: ¡Al infierno con tu nöel! §§

§§ ) “To hell with yr noel.”
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Friday, December 23, 2011

fri., 23 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
CATALAN:  (el) caganer  ++
CATALAN:  (el) caganatio  +++

 ++ )  (el) Caganer =  Lit., "the shitter"; el caganer is that local shepherd squatting next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus — he has to take a ferocious dump RIGHT NOW... This Catalan Catholic Xmas trad. dating back to late 17th. or early 18th. C.  Despite attempts by local authorities to ban public displays, el caganer is an essential part of Catalan Xmas. ;
+++ )  (el) Caganatio =  Lit., "the shitting log" — (el) Caganatio is another Catalan Cath. Xmas trad. A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a blanket. On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log, exhorting the log to shit their Xmas treats; when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are found, treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (el) Caganatio 
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Thursday, December 22, 2011

thurs., 22 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:
J’encule ta scene de nativite! ++

++ ) “Fuck yr Nativity display!”
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

wed., 21 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. vii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN:
Deus Christianus tuus futuatur. ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡ ) “Fuck yr Christian god!”
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

tues., 20 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. vi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


ITALIAN:
Gesu e un cornuto! ‡‡‡

‡‡‡ ) “Jesus is a cuckold!”
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Monday, December 19, 2011

mon., 19 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: Joulupukki nai poroja! +
FINNISH: Joulupukki nai hänen auttajia! ++


+ ) “Santa fucks reindeer!”
++ ) “Santa fucks his Helpers!” / “Santa fucks his elves!”
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Sunday, December 18, 2011

sun., 18 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. iv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
FINNISH: Joulupukin haltijat naivat poroja!  +


 + )   Santa’s elves fuck reindeer!” 
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Saturday, December 17, 2011

sat., 17 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: Äitisi nai poroja! +


+ ) “Yr mother fucks reindeer!”
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Friday, December 16, 2011

fri., 16 dec., 2011, countdown 2 xmas, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN: “Deus mortus est.”  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “God is dead.” — an odd phrase, & not terribly offensive, in sofar as ancient Romans might reply, “which god?”
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Thursday, December 15, 2011

thurs., 15 dec., 2011, countdown 2 xmas, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GERMAN: „Gott ist tot.“  ‡

  ‡ ) “God is dead.” — attrib. to 19th. C. Germ. philologist Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

wed., 14 dec., 2011: serbian music appreciation: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SERB: Дао Бог да ти панкери на спроводу!    Dao Bog da ti pankeri svirali na sprovodu!   +
   +  ) “May God grant that punk rockers play at yr funeral!”
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

tues., 13 dec., 2011: finnish notes on the continuing class struggle: give us This Day our Daily Bread



FINNISH: Miksi ihmiset aina näyttävät heidän lemmikeiltä? ‡

        ‡ ) “Why do people always look like their pets?”
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Monday, December 12, 2011

mon., 12 dec., 2011: spanish notes on the continuing class struggle: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
SPANISH: ¿Por que las perras ricas se parecen sus perros? 

 ‡ ) “Why do the rich bitches always look like their dogs?”
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Sunday, December 11, 2011

sat., 10 dec., & sun., 10 2011, an albanian blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ALBANIAN: Ta qifshä zotëren tënd turqíshte... ++

+ ) “Let the Turks fuck yr Lord God.” / “Let the Turkish fuck yr Lord God.”
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sat. 10 dec., & sun., 11 dec., 2011: words of advice (or shite my father wld say if i had an ouija board): give us This Day our Daily Curse

when doing multilingual editorial fixes during deadline (esp. those involving non-roman fonts) it is generally not advised to deal with two or more contributors across 14 time zones, that is unless you live for challenges....

or unless the shite needs fookin' fixin'...

that sd., i stand by the above...

actually i sit 25 inches from the above according to my ikea ruler.

i am now standing.

— goodnight gracie.

— goodnight.

Friday, December 9, 2011

fri., 9 dec., 2011: extended-by-unfinished-editorial-d(r)eadline-work edition (am currently editing a new print issue of gobshite quarterly, so all energies focused there...): give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: Fils de chienne! / Fils de chienne. ‡
FRENCH: Fils de putain! / Fils de putain. ‡‡

‡ ) “Son of a bitch!” / “Son of a bitch.” ;
‡‡ ) “Son of a whore!” / “Son of a whore.” / “Son of a bitch!” /
“Son of a bitch.”
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Wed., 7 dec., 2011, some japanese second thoughts? (so i lied, a new entry, sue me): give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE: あの馬鹿めを起きられちゃったくせに!山本五十六元帥海軍大将 — Ano baka-me wo okirarechatta kuse ni!  +
JAPANESE: とうじょうちゃんはどんぴしゃりだったわ! — Tōjō-chan wa donpishari datta wa!   ++
JAPANESE:  東條は正しかっただ。— Tōjō wa tadashikatta da.  ++

   + )  “We woke those dumbasses up [and it’s your fault!]”)  — What Admiral Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto really said [to Tōjō on 7 Dec., 1941]
++ )  “Tōjō was right.”
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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

mon., 5 dec., tues., 6 dec., wed., 7 dec., thurs., 8 dec, 2011: editorial d(r)eadline edition (am currently editing a new print issue of gobshite quarterly, so all energies focused there...): give us This Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:   Fils de chienne! / Fils de chienne. ‡
FRENCH:   Fils de putain!  /  Fils de putain.   ‡‡

       )  “Son of a bitch!”  /  “Son of a bitch.”  ; 
   ‡‡  )   “Son of a whore!”  “Son of a whore.” / “Son of a bitch!”  / 
                    “Son of a bitch.”  
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Saturday, December 3, 2011

sat., 3 dec., & sun., 4 dec, 2011: another supreme catalan blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse


CATALAN:  Mecàgum el collons putas de Déu puta!  §  

  §  )   “I shit on the whore’s balls of the whore God.”  /  “I shit on the whore’s bollocks of the whore God.”  /  “I shit on the bitch balls of the bitch God.”  /  “I shit on the bitch bollocks of the bitch God.”
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Friday, December 2, 2011

fri., 2 dec., 2011: an italian philosopher king?: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
ITALIAN:  coglione      + 

         + )    bollock-stupid  /  balls-stupid — slobbering & drooling cousin to “stronzo” .
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Thursday, December 1, 2011

thurs., 1 dec., 2011: croatian constructive music criticism: give us This Day our Daily Curse


CROATIAN:   Jebo svoj usrani pank bend!   ++

   ++  )  “Fuck yr shitty punk [rock] band!”
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Monday, November 28, 2011

mon., 28 nov., tues. 29 nov., wed., 30 nov., sun., post-angstgiving sobriquets: give us This Day our Daily Curse


DAKOTA:  Wasicu   ++
NAVAJO:   Belliganna  +++
YUP´IK (INUIT):  Qussak  ++++

   ++ )  lit., “[one] who takes the fat”   Dakota term for the invading white people ;
  +++ )  Navajo term for the invading white people, possibly corruption of Spanish “Americano” ;
++++ )  lit., “Cassock”    Yup´ik (Inuit) term for the Russian invaders...
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Thursday, November 24, 2011

thurs., 24 nov., fr. 25 nov., sat., 26 nov., sun., 27 nov., 2011, quechua takes on angstgiving’s legacy: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
QUECHUA:  pukakunka   ++
QUECHUA: "¡Manañam kunanmanta wakchakayniykiwan wiraqocha mikhunqañachu¡" +++

++ )  lit., “redneck”   Inca term for the Castilian Spaniards, dating fr. late 17th. & 18th. c. insurgencies.
+++ )  “From now on, no more shall Spaniards feast on our poverty!” — attributed to Inca Tuba Amaru II, who ran an Inca state in the remote Andes, fr. which he declared war on the occupying Spaniards — speech circa 1780.
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Monday, November 21, 2011

mon., 21 nov., tues., 22 nov., wed., 23 nov., 2011, a pre-angstgiving nahuatl/aztec soubriquet for conquistadores (& their descendents): give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
NAHUATL:   Gachupin!  (sing.)  /  Gachupines! (pl.)  §
SPANISH / NAHUATL:   ¡Pinchí gachupin!  (sing.)  /  ¡Pinchí Gachupines!   (pl.)   §§
SPANISH / NAHUATL:   ¡A la chingada infierno con el pinchí gachupin!  (sing.) / ¡A la chingada infierno con los pinchí Gachupines! (pl.)    §§§

       § )  gachupin / gachupines — nahuatl [aztec] sobriquet for their conquistador saviors, very popular in the 19th. c. & early 20th. c., during wars of independence & revolutions, & still occasionally used against snotty Spaniards who claim to have no Indio in their lineage — indeed the gachupin is so beloved by the nahuatl that they frequently add a jocose “death to” or a just-joshing “to hell with” or an ironic “fucking” to make the terms of their affection perfectly clear — any brandished guns or machetes are also intended ironicall, & any injury or death of a gachupin are an unfortunate accident or mishap ;  Etym., Nahuatl, cactli = any sandal, shoe or footwear ; Span., chapín = conquistadores' high heel boots  ;
     §§ )   “Fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniard!” /  “Fucking high-&-mighty gachupin Spaniards!” ;
§§§ )   “To fucking hell with that fucking high-&-mighty gachupin Spaniard!”  /  “To fucking hell with those fucking high-&-mighty gachupin Spaniards!”
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Saturday, November 19, 2011

sat., 12 nov., & sun., 13 nov., 2011, another greek blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
GREEK:   ψυχοτραγόυρος  —  psykhotraghópouros    +++


+++ )  lit., “priest’s soul” — active athletics-, or football, coach, all-around-pederast, & possible pædofile; etym., Grk., ψυχ    psykhí = soul, psyche, πνεομα — pneuma; τραγόυρος    traghópouros = “old goat”, in ref. to priest’s long & probably unkempt beard.
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Friday, November 18, 2011

fri., 18 nov., 2011, meet yr neü german supervisor: give us This Day our Daily Curse


GERMAN:   Drecksau!  /  Dreckskerl!   +

  + )    “Filthy bastard swine!”   /   “Shite-heel bastard swine!”
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Thursday, November 17, 2011

thurs., 17 nov., 2011, what’s greek for headbanger?: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GREEK: δείμεταλλαρας – hevímetallaras   ‡

 ‡ )  Headbanger, long-haired metal-head, heavy metal fanatic & probably a god damn Pommie-Brit soccer hooligan wastoid junkie slacker to boot... 
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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

2011, russian notes on karma, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
RUSSIAN:  Чернобыльской  — Chernobihl´skoy  /  Черно́быльская  — Chernóbihl´skaya   

 ‡ )  Chernobyl = Lit., “Wormwood” 
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

tues., 15 nov., 2011, belarus notes on karma, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

BELARUSIAN: Чарнобыльскай – Charnobylskai / Charnobylskay ‡

‡ ) Chernobyl = Lit., “Wormwood”
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Monday, November 14, 2011

mon., 14 nov., 2011, ukrainian notes on karma, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


UKRAINIAN:
Чорнобильська – Chornobyl´s´ka ‡

‡ ) Chernobyl = Lit., “Wormwood”
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Sunday, November 13, 2011

sat., 12 nov., & sun., 13 nov., 2011, a greek blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse


GREEk:    Γαμα Σταβρος σοω.    Gama stavros sou.    +++


+++ )  “I fucked yr cross.”  [the “Γ—G” on “Γαμα —  Gama” is soft.]
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Friday, November 11, 2011

fri., 11 nov., 2011, japanese notes on irony, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

JAPANESE:  福島 — Fukushima ‡

‡ )   Lit., “Good-Fortune Island” or “Fortunate Island”
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Thursday, November 10, 2011

thurs., 10 nov, 2011, meet yr russian co-worker: give us This Day our Daily Curse

  
RUSSIAN:  филон    filon   
RUSSIAN:  филонть    filonit´   ‡‡

         )    “lazy-arse lug”  /  “lazy-ass lug”  ;
 ‡‡  )    “looking occupied or busy at work whilst doing fuck-all”  ;
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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

wed., 9 nov, 2011, meet yr spanish-speaking supervisor: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:  flojo  (m)  /  floja  (f)  

         )    “lazy-arse slacker”  /  “lazy-ass slacker”
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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

tues., 8 nov, 2011, all in a french family?: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:  Tu est fils de péde et de pute.  
FRENCH:  Tu est fils de péde et de gouine.   ‡‡

         )      “Yr father’s a faggot son of a bitch.”  ;
     ‡‡  )      “Yr father’s a faggot son of a lesbo.”  /  “Yr father’s a faggot son of a dyke.”
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Monday, November 7, 2011

mon., 7 nov., 2011, a turkish gentleman?: give us This Day our Daily Curse


TURKISH:   boynuzlu  +
TURKISH:   boynuzlanan erkek   ++

   + )  cuckold ;    
++ )   cuckolded man.
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Saturday, November 5, 2011

sat., 5 nov., & sun., 6 nov., 2011, a catalan celestial deluge: give us This Day our Daily Curse

  
CATALAN: Plogués tant que l’aigua arribés al cel i els peixos piquessin els collons de Sant Pere, pensant-se que són molles de pa.   +++


+++ )  “I wish it rained so much that the waters flooded heaven & the fish bit Saint Peter’s balls, thinking they’re bread crumbs.”  /  “I wish it rained so much that the waters flooded heaven & the fish bit Saint Peter’s bollocks, thinking they’re bread crumbs.”
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Thursday, November 3, 2011

thurs., 3 nov., & fri., 4 nov. 2011, swahili words of prophets are written on lavaloo walls: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
SWAHILI: Nenda kutomba. Nakata tatu. *   
SWAHILI: Asiyeweza kunya portini hana uhuru dunaiani. **  

     * )   “[Go] Fuck Yourself. In triplicate.”  — Swahili enconium, found at times on lavaloo walls ;
  ** )   “He who cannot shit in the woods have no freedom on earth.” / “Those who can’t shit in the veldt have no earthly freedom.”   — Swahili proverb [& per J. B. Rubin, in 12th. St. no. 3, a sign on a lavaloo wall...]
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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

tues., 1 nov., & wed., 2 nov., 2011, what not to say in a mexican graveyard on the day of the dead: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
SPANISH: Chinga tus muertos. / Friega tus muertos. *   

     * )   “Fuck yr dead.”  — perhaps not the aptest thing said during a family Dia de los muertos graveside gathering   
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Friday, October 28, 2011

fri., 28 oct., sat., 29 oct., sun., 30 oct., mon., 31 oct., the on-going god damn head-cold edition: a gaelic halloween blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
GAELIC, IRISH:  D’anam don cac.   ++
GAELIC, IRISH:  Do bháltaí don dibhala.   +++ 

 ++ )    “Yr soul to the shit.”
+++  )  “Yr cunt to th Devil.”

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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

tues, 25 oct., wed., 26 oct., & thurs., 27 oct, 2011: motherfucking head-cold edition: & yr gaelic scots mum shrunk yr kilt in the wash: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GAELIC, SCOTS:  ceithir-sùilean      + 

         + )    lit., four eyes = geeky nerd / nurd ;  nerdy / nurdy geek .
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Monday, October 24, 2011

mon., 24 oct., 2011, & yr dutch uncle dresses you funny: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
DUTCH:  mafkees     + 

         + )    geeky nerd / nurd ;  nerdy / nurdy geek .
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Saturday, October 22, 2011

sat., 22 oct., & sun., 23 oct., 2011, a most refined french blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
FRENCH:  Bondieu de merde!   ++ 

  ++ )   “Good God of shit!”
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Friday, October 21, 2011

fr., 21 oct., 2011, & yr japanese mama dresses you funny

A   — A-kei   ++

++ )   lit., “A-type” — i.e.,  geeky nerds / nurds & nerdy geeks / nurdy geeks who hang out in the Tokyo tech/manga/anime capital of Akihabara
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

wed., 19 oct., & thurs., 20 oct., 2011, god bless the irish child, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GAELIC, IRISH:   Bastart! §§ 

  §§ )  “Bastard!”  
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

tues., 18 oct., 2011, another turkish enconium?: give us This Day our Daily Curse


TURKISH:  göt yalayıcı  / göt yalayan  ‡‡.”

  ‡‡ )  arse-licker ; ass-licker
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Monday, October 17, 2011

mon., 17 oct., 2011, albanian arsery: give us This Day our Daily Curse

  

ALBANIAN:  bythë e papastër  *

  * )  dirty arse / dirty ass
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Saturday, October 15, 2011

sat., 15 oct.., & sun. 16 oct., 2011, also sprach friedrich: give us This Day our Daily Curse

          

GERMAN: „Gott ist tot.“ 


  ‡ ) “God is dead.” — attrib. to 19th. C. Germ. philologist Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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Friday, October 14, 2011

fri., 14 oct., 2011, yr italian philosopher king: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN: Stronzo di merda! ¶

¶ ) “Fucking balls-for-brains-shite-head bastard!”
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

wed., 12 oct., & thurs. 13 oct., 2011: yet again back by populux demand: a gaelic greeting: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
GAILIC, SCOTS:  “Sùg mo thaigeis!” ‡

 ‡ )    “Suck my haggis!”   i.e. & e.g., but not ibid., “Suck my bollocks!” / “Suck my balls!” 
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

tues., 11 oct., 2011, one of many german salutations: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
GERMAN:  Drecksack.  §  


  § ) “Dirt-bag bastard.”  /  “Shite-bag bastard.”   /  “Sack-of-shite bastard.”
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Monday, October 10, 2011

mon., 10 oct., 2011, nahuatl & mexican spanish takes on Columbus’ legacy: give us This Day our Daily Curse


NAHUATL:   Gachupin!  (sing.)  / Gachupines!  (pl.)   §
SPANISH / NAHUATL:  ¡Pinchí gachupin!      (sing.)      /       ¡Pinchí Gachupines!    (pl.)    §§
SPANISH / NAHUATL:  ¡A la chingada infierno con el pinchí gachupin!     (sing.)       /    ¡A la chingada infierno con los pinchí Gachupines! (pl.)   §§§

 § ) gachupin / gachupines — nahuatl [aztec] sobriquet for their conquistador saviors, very popular in the 19th. c. & early 20th. c., during wars of independence & revolutions, & still ocasionally used against snotty Latin-American based Spaniards who claim to have no Indio in their lineage — indeed the gachupin is so beloved by the nahuatl that they frequently add a jocose “death to” or a just-joshing “to hell with” or an ironic “fucking” to make the terms of their affection perfectly clear — any brandished guns or machetes are also intended ironicallyEtym., Nahuatl, cactli = any sandal, shoe  or footwear ; Span., chapín = conquistadores' high heel boots ;
§§ )  “Fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniard!” / “Fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniards!”  ;
§§§ )  “To fucking hell with that fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniard!” /  “To fucking hell with those fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniards!” 

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Saturday, October 8, 2011

sat., 8 oct., & sun., 9 oct., 2011, an icelandic devout blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
ICELANDIC:  þú fokkar ekki með hina óspjölluðu Maríu.   §

   §  )    “You don’t fuck with the Virgin Mary.”
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Friday, October 7, 2011

fri., 7 oct., 2011, one of many québecois salutations: give us This Day our Daily Curse



FRENCH:  T’es juste un salaud.  ++

   ++ )   “You’re nothing more than a bastard.”— Fr., Québ. dial.
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Thursday, October 6, 2011

thurs., 6 oct., 2011, a finnish notion of motherhood?: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH: Pulunnussija! ++

++ ) “Motherfucker.” — Lit., “Pigeonfucker”
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

wed., 5 oct., 2011, god bless the hindi child, give us This Day our Daily Curse


HINDI:
Kisi´ harami ki ghalti hai´tu. ++

++ ) “You’re a blunder-fuck of some bastard.”
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

tues., 4 oct., 2011, god bless the jewish child, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


YIDDISH:
שטארבן ממזר — Shtarbn mamzer! §§

§§ ) “Die, bastard!”
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Monday, October 3, 2011

mon., 3 oct., 2011: yr russian supv. or colleague: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
RUSSIAN:  Филон    Filon...    ++
RUSSIAN:  Филонет    Filonet...    ++

  +  )  “lazy-arse lug ...”  / “lazy-ass lug ...”  
++  )  “Looking busy [ at work, while doing fuck-all ] ...”  
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Saturday, October 1, 2011

sat. 1 oct, 2011, & sun., 2 oct., 2011, god bless the finnish blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

   
FINNISH:  Jeesuskyrpä!  +

    +  )    “Jesus-cock!”  /  “Jesus-dick!”
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