Saturday, February 28, 2015

sat., 28 feb., 2015: back by populux clamor: an isiZulu declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

isi ZULU:  “Ngayay bon iNkosi ngiwumhedeni...”  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Friday, February 27, 2015

fri., 27 feb., 2015: putin blues: give us This Day our Daily Curse

RUSSIAN: “Путина нахуй”   —  “Putina naxuy” 

‡)  Fuck Putin...”   fr. Spring, 2012 anti-Putin protests,  & fr. more recent protests over Ukraine & the economy...

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Thursday, February 26, 2015

thurs., 26 feb., 2015: japanese field & drink guide, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE: きーぷぼとる / キープボトル  =  kīpu botoru  §

§)  Japanese bar tradition of reserving & setting aside a pre-paid scotch, whiskey, or bourbon bottle (w/ the customer’s name on it) & keeping it on a designated shelf so that the customer can imbibe fr. the bottle at their leisure whenever they should happen to visit.

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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

wed., 25 feb., 2015: romanian advice, vi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


ROMANIAN:   Futu-i! 
ROMANIAN:    Să te fut!  ‡‡
ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți mă-tii!  ‡‡‡

   ‡ )   Fuck it!  ;
    ‡‡ )   Fuck you!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yourself!”  ;
  ‡‡‡ )   Fuck yr mother!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr mother!”

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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

tues., 24 feb., 2015: the dutch of human kindness, xxi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

DUTCH:  Debiel...  
DUTCH:  Idioot!  ‡‡
DUTCH:  Kankermongool!  ‡‡‡

    ‡ )  Idiot...”  /  “Moron...”  /  “Fool...”  NOTE: Very un-p.c., even by Dutch standards;
  ‡‡ )  “[You] Idiot!”
‡‡‡ ) “[You]  Cancer-Mongoloid!”  NOTE: Very un-p.c., even by Dutch standards, & in matters of invective the Dutch hardly have standards.

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Monday, February 23, 2015

mon., 23 feb., 2015: norwegian political science, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


NORWEGIAN: Dra til Langtvekkistan  ‡

 ‡ )  "Go to [any] Far-Away-Istan!"   NOTE:  Langtvekkistan is at best a condescending & more than slightly xenophobic term for any far away foreign land,  filled w/ far away foreign people,  presumably in South Asia, Southeastern Asia,  South America,  or Africa  (Etym., Nor., langt vekk  =  far away  +  -istan,  being the suffix of Central Asian Kush countries & provinces ringing the Indian sub-continent,  such as Afghanistan  &  Pakistan &  Khyrgistan  &  Kazikistan  & Uzbekistan  &  Waziristan) 

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Sunday, February 22, 2015

sun., 22 feb., 2014: academy awards soubriquets: give us This Day our Daily Curse


GREEK:  Ζορμπά — Zorbas ‡
ITALIAN:  Se questo e’ il nuovo libro di Umberto Eco, aspettero’ il film e saltero’ anche quello.  ‡‡
TAGALAG:   Puta Cleopatra!   ‡‡‡
TAGALAG:   jabba-hut   ‡‡‡‡

      )  “Zorba” /  “Zorbas” — to call a Greek “Zorba”  (in ref. to either the Kazantzakis novel or the attendant movie featuring the eponymous scoundrel, philosopher-king & bullshit artiste Αλέξης Ζορμπάς Alexix Zorbás)  is perhaps not the most flattering of soubriquets  (probably okay for a relative or  friend — though these days a Greek would probably look at you a few seconds, & as the reference sunk in they might give you a “whatever-the-fuck” shrug)  ;
   ‡‡  ) “If that's the latest Umberto Eco book, I'll wait for the movie & skip that, too.” ; 
  ‡‡‡  )  “Fucking stinking Cleopatra bitch!” — i.e., that fucking bitch may think she’s a sex goddess, but she stinks like “Cleopatra”! [arguably still the reigning Golden Turkey of  life-suckingly godawful box office flops ] ; 
‡‡‡‡  )  “tubby” /  “chubby” — i.e., as fat & gormless & globular as the giant worm / talking turd alien blackmarketeering-czar in the Star Wars movies

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Saturday, February 21, 2015

sat., 21 feb., 2015: an isiZulu declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

isi ZULU:  “Ngayay bon iNkosi ngiwumhedeni...”  §


 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Friday, February 20, 2015

fri., 20 feb., 2015: norwegian political science, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

NORWEGIAN:  Langtvekkistan 

 ‡ )  Any far away foreign land,  filled w/ far away foreign people,  presumably in South Asia, Southeastern Asia,  South America,  or Africa  (Etym.,  langt vekk  =  far away + -istan,  suffix of countries & provinces like Afghani-  &   Paki-  &  Uzbeki-  & Waziri-) 

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Thursday, February 19, 2015

thurs., 19 feb., 2015: italian al dente, xx.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:  Che culo che ha!  

 ‡‡) “Hes got luck pouring out of his arse!”  /  “Hes got luck pouring out of his ass!”   i.e.,  “What a lucky son of a bitch!”  NOTE:  Not usually considered offensive,  unless youre dealing w/ a tight-arse motherfucked prude

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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

wed., 18 feb., 2015: meet yr korean friends & neighbors, xii.: Give us This Day our Daily Curse

KOREAN:  보지。。。 — Bo-jē...

 ‡)   pussy, cunt

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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

tues., 17 feb., 2015: terms of norwegian chivalry (not), i: give us This Day our Daily Curse

NORWEGIAN:  Jævla fitte... 

‡)  Bitchy cunt...”  /   Cunting bitch...”  =  i.e., “[The]  fucking stuck-up bitch won’t sleep with me... (& after I even offered to buy her a drink...)”  /  “[The] fucking stuck-up whore won’t sleep with me... (& after I even smiled at her...)”
 
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Monday, February 16, 2015

mon., 16 feb., 2015: italian al dente, xxi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:  Il cagasotto....   (m.) /  La cagasotto....   (f.)   

‡) “The pants-shitter...   =   i.e.,  someone so high-strung that they shit their pants if they see their shadow

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Sunday, February 15, 2015

& sun., 15 feb., 2015: an afrikaans declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

AFRIKAANS:  “Ank die Here ek is ’n atëis...”   §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Saturday, February 14, 2015

sat., 14 feb., 2015: an afrikaans declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

AFRIKAANS:  “Ank die Here ek is ’n atëis...”  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Friday, February 13, 2015

fri., 13 feb., 2015: the dutch of human kindness, xx.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

DUTCH:  Klerelidjer.... 

   ‡ )  Lit., “Cholera patient...  =  i.e., “Arsehole  /  Asshole

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Thursday, February 12, 2015

thurs., 12 feb., 2015: romanian advice, v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ROMANIAN:   Futu-i! 
ROMANIAN:    Să te fut!  ‡‡

   ‡ )   Fuck it!  ;
    ‡‡ )   Fuck you!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yourself!”

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

wed., 11 feb., 2015: italian al dente, xix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:  cacarella...   ‡‡

 ‡‡  )  The runs,  the flaming shits,  the squirts

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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

mon., 9 feb., 2015, & tues., 10 feb., 2015: close yr eyes & think of finland, iii.: : give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Olet wank Tom of Suomen postimerkit ... ‡

‡)  You wank on Tom of Finland postage stamps...”   NOTE:  In fall of 2014 the Finnish postal service released a series of very “cheeky” & stamptastic homoerotic Tom of Finland stamps to honor perhaps the most iconic gay artist of the 20th. c. [Thanks to M.L. for tr. assistance]

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Sunday, February 8, 2015

& sun., 8 feb., 2015: an albanian declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ALBANIAN:  “Falë Zotit, unë jam ateist...”  §


 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Saturday, February 7, 2015

sat., 7 feb., 2015: an albanian declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ALBANIAN:  “Falë Zotit, unë jam ateist...”  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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fri., 6 feb., 2015: notes on mexican literature, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  Esa vieja historia es como cuento de Juan Rulfo…muerto por el culo. 

‡ )  That tired old bullshit’s like a story by Juan Rulfo,  dead up the arse.”  /  That tired old bullshit’s like a story by Juan Rulfo,  dead up the ass.”

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Thursday, February 5, 2015

thurs., 5 feb., 2015: meet yr korean friends & neighbors, xii.: Give us This Day our Daily Curse

KOREAN:  바보。。。— Babo... ‡

 ‡)  Idiot...”  /  Moron...”  /  Jackass...”  /  Fool...”   NOTE:  Not necessarily insulting if used by family,  or by close friends,  otherwise deemed pretty fucking rude.

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Wednesday, February 4, 2015

wed., 4 feb.. 2015, norwegian drink & field guide, ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

NORWEGIAN:  kåk 

‡)  Digs,  flat,  apt.,  whether vomit-stained shite hole,  or fashionable demense;  home sweet home

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Tuesday, February 3, 2015

tues., 3 feb., 2015: the dutch of human kindness, xix. : give us This Day our Daily Curse


DUTCH:  Achterlijke gladiool...  

     )  Lit., “Retarded gladiolus...”

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Monday, February 2, 2015

mon., 2 feb., 2015: italian al dente, xxiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:  Ceffo...  ‡‡

 ‡ )  Big dick...  /  Big prick...  =  i.e.,  an arrogant & snotty jerk-off who thinks his big dick is a gift to the planet,  even if it’s not that big...

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Sunday, February 1, 2015

sun., 1 feb., 2015: a russian declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

RUSSIAN:  Слава Богу, что я атеист...”  —  “Slava Bogu, čto ya ateist”  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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