fri., 31 dec., 2010, 7th. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia,
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++

++++ )  On the 7th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 
             7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings,
             4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking
              & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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thurs., 30 dec., 2010, 6th. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta,
                    4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta,
                    2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++

++++ )  On the 6th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 6 geese a-goosing,
             5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching,
             2 doves fucking & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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wed., 29 dec., 2010, 5th. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++

++++ )  On the 5th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:
             5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching,
             2 doves fucking & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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tues., 28 dec., 2010, 4th day of xmas...

FINNISH:  Joulun neljännellä päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: neljä kiroilevaa
                    papukaijaa, kolme kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, kaks' naivaa
                     kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡ )  On the 4th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens 
              a-frenching, 2 doves fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree


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mon., 27 dec., 2010, 3rd. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kolmannella päivällä: naintikaverini antoi minulle: kolme kielisuudelmia
                    antavaa lintunaarasta, kaks' naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa
                    päärynäpuussa. +++

+++ ) On the 3rd day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking,
          & partridge crap in a pear tree
                
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sun., 26 dec, 2010, 2nd. day of xmas

FINNISH: Joulun toisella päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: kaks' [ kaksi *] naivaa
                   kyyhkyä   [kyyhkyy ** ]  ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++

++  )  On the 2nd day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  2 doves fucking, & partridge
           crap in a pear tree 
  *  )  "kaksi" could be used for a more formal feel;
 ** )  "kyyhkyy "could be used for less formality.
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sun., 26 dec., 2010, appetizer: ¿un newyorqueño kwanzaa?

SPANISH: ¡Chinga este kwanzaa!, ¿donde esta mi G.I. Joe /
                     ¡Chinga este kwanzaa!, ¿donde esta mi Barbie ?  +++

+++ ) Fuck this kwanzaa!, where's my G.I. Joe?  /
           Fuck this kwanzaa!, where's my Barbie?
   

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sat., 25 dec., 2010, 1st day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun ensimäisellä päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                      peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. +

+ ) On the first day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree...
       

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fri., 24 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. x

CATALAN: (el) caganer  ++
CATALAN: (el) caganatio  +++
SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu nöel!  §§    
 

      ++ )   (el) Caganer =  Lit., "the shitter"; el caganer is that local shepherd squatting 
                next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus — he has to take a ferocious dump 
                RIGHT NOW... This Catalan Catholic Xmas trad. dating back to late 17th. or 
                early 18th. C.  Despite attempts by the local authorities to ban public displays, 
                el caganer is an essential part of Catalan Xmas. ;  
   +++ )    (el) Caganatio =  Lit., "the shitting log" — (el) Caganatio is another Catalan 
                Cath. Xmas trad. A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a 
                 blanket. On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log, exhorting the log 
                 to shit their Xmas treats; when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are 
                 found, treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (el) Caganatio ;
     §§  )   “To hell with yr noel.”   
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thurs., 23 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt ix

MALTESE: Inbullek fuq dawk il minestra pufti apostli.   §

§  )  “I piss upon those minestroni faggot apostles.”
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wed., 22 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii

LATIN   Deus Christianus tuus futuatur.    ‡‡‡‡
 
  ‡‡‡‡  )   “Fuck yr Christian god!” 
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tues., dec. 21, 2010, countdown to xmas, pt vii

ICELANDIC  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni.   ++++

++++ )   “Fuck yr Baby Jesus in His Nativity display.”  
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mon., 20 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. vi

 ITALIAN  Gesu e un cornuto!   ‡‡‡
 
   ‡‡‡  )   “Jesus is a cuckold!”  
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sun., 19 dec., 2010, countdown to xmas, pt. v

GAELIC, IRISH  Focáil an Pápa.    +++ 
  
 +++  )   “Fuck the Pope.” — popular 1980s Dublin graffito 
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sat., 18 dec., 2010, countdown to xmas, pt. iv

FRENCH  J’encule ta scene de nativite!   ++ 

     ++  )   “Fuck yr Nativity display!”  

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fri., 17 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. iii

CATALAN  Mecàgum Christo puta.   ‡‡

     ‡‡  )    “I shit on bitch Christ.”

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thurs., 16 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. ii

FINNISH  Vedä vittu päähän ja pakene Jeesuskyrpä.    +

     +  )   “Draw a cunt on yr forehead & run for Jesus-cock.”  /“Draw a cunt on yr
                forehead & run for Jesus-dick.” 
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wed., 15 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. i

ALBANIAN  Ta qifshä zotërin tënd turqíshte.  ‡

      ‡   )   “Let the Turkish fuck yr Lord God.”  / “Let the Turks fuck yr Lord God.”
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tues., 14 dec., 2010, a nod's as good as a wank to a blind norsk, pt. ii

BELARUSIAN:  драчзйкь   —  dračzyc´  **
GREEK, MOD.:   ¡Μαλάκα! — Maláka!  **      
HINDI:         — hast maithun   ++   
TAGALOG:  bionic  ‡‡   

     **  )   “wanker”  / “jerkoff”    ;  “(You) wanker!”  /  “(You) jerkoff!” ;
     ++ )    “self-fucking” ; 
     ‡‡  )   “wank”  / “jerk-off”
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mon., 13 dec., 2010, caligula's teabag party, pt. iv

ALBANIAN:  Të qiftë Milosh!  **  
DANISH:  Skide krigsforbryder!  ++
TAGALOG:  dóble kára canúto  /  dóble kára kanúto  +++

      ** )     “Let Milosh [Slobodan Milosevič] fuck you!”  —   
                     Milosevič, ex-Serb pres. & war criminal ;   
     ++ )     “Shitty War Criminal!” ;
   +++ )    “two-faced Yank” / “two-faced American”
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sun., 12 dec., 2010, another sabbath blasphomet

SWEDISH:   Din mama suger Kristus.    ++

   ++ )     “Yr mother sucks Christ.” 
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sat., 11 dec., 2010, of planes, parchisi, pocket birdys & chinamen

CANTONESE:       — dáa fi gi ...   ++  
CATALAN:  fugar al Parxís ...  +++
CROATIAN:  “Grickao si klitoris, Lepi Mario ...”  §§
CZECH:   honit ptáka ...   §§§  
FRENCH:   se polir le chinois ...   ‡‡
TAGALOG:  ngatngát  +++
 
     ++ )         —  dáa fi gi ... = “do a jet plane ...” / “Hit the jet plane ...”  — i.e., wanking /
                     jerking off  ;   
   +++ )      Catalan, “fugar al Parxís ...” = “Play parchisi ...” — i.e, clit-wank ;  
                  Tagalog, “ngatngát” = clit wank ;
      §§ )      “You bit the clit, pretty boy Mario...” — Croatian punk rock classic  ;
    §§§ )      “chasing the birdy ...” — i.e., wanking /  jerking off  ;   
     ‡‡ )       “polish the Chinaman” — i.e., wanking / jerking off .
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fri., 10 dec., 2010, exploded arses / asses, pt. iii

BASQUE:   anburu  ** 
SOTHO, N:   matala  **      
TAGALOG:   álmos  **  
VIETNAMESE:  bêm tri  ** 

** ) bloody arse / ass ;   bleeding arse / ass;   piles.
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thurs., 9 dec., 2010, two words for a post-wiki-leaks world

FARSI:   baččaboz / bachchaboz     ‡‡
PASHTO:  баччaбози — baččabozi / bachchabozi  §§    
UZBEK:  баччa — bačča / bachcha    ++        
UZBEK:  баччaбоз — baččaboz / bachchaboz    ‡‡
UZBEK:  баччaбози — baččabozi / bachchabozi  §§  

     ++  )   lit., “dancing boy” ; gay bottom [pre-teen] boy-toy catamite ;
     §§  )   lit., “dancing boy-toy” / “dancing boy-play" — the practice of hiring, by hook or
                crook, pre-teen boys for use as “dancing boy” sex slaves in Afghanistan, Uzbek-
                stan, Kazakhstan, & other countries;  
      ‡‡ )   lit., “collector of dancing boys” — i.e. & e.g. [but not ibid], pimp, sugar-daddy, 
               war-lord owner of [баччa — bačča / bachcha] gay bottom [pre-teen] catamite sex
               slaves ...              
                [per Frontline <http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/dancingboys/view/>,
                via Wiki-leaks, U.S military subcontractor DynCorp has been abducting young 
                 9-to-12 yr. old boys for use as “dancing boy” sex slaves in Afghanistan, to 
                be gang-banged by depraved war-lords. Aren't you gladdened to see yr tax 
                dollars at work, supporting & subsidizing age-old local cultural customs like
                slavery, gang rape, & pædophelia?] 

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wed., 8 dec., 2010, cellular netiquette pt. ii

GERMAN:   Fick Jeden in deiner Schnellwahl!    §§    
ITALIAN:   Scopa tutti nel tuo fonino.   ++
RUSSIAN:   Ебай всех в твоей мобильник —  Ebaj vsex v tvoej mobil’nik.   ++     
   
     ++ )   “Fuck everyone on yr mobile phone.”  /
              “Fuck everyone on yr cell phone.”  ;     
     §§  )  “Fuck everyone on yr speed dial.”
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tues., 7 dec., 2010, caligula's teabag party, pt. iii

ALBANIAN:  Fashísti janë vegla të kapitalistëve!  ***
GERMAN:   Arbeit macht frei.   ¶¶¶  
SERB:   Јебо своју европ унију. — Jebo svoju evropsku uniju.   §§§  
TAGALOG:   Dóble kára japók!   /  Balimbíng japók!   +++    

    *** )     “Fascists are nothing but Capitalist tools!” ;
    ¶¶¶ )     “Work shall make you free”  =  inscribed above the gates of Nazi death camps ;
   §§§ )    “Fuck yr European Union.” ;  
  +++ )     “Five-faced hypocritical  Japanese!”  /  “Five-faced hypocritical  Japanese!”
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mon., 6 dec., 2010, love in an arid land

RUSSIAN:   ебать в сухую  —  ebát v suxúju  ‡‡‡‡ 

 ‡‡‡‡ )  “dry fuck” — usually in ref. to wanking, but can also ref. to dry-humping.    
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sun., 5 dec., 2010, more blasphomets, pt. iii

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq liba vatikan.    ‡ 
SPANISH:  ¡Vámonos con el diablo a Nueva Jork para bailar el twist por todo la noche!  /
                   ¡Vámonos con el diablo a Nueva Yerjsí para bailar el twist por todo la noche!  ‡‡

     ‡ )  “I piss upon the Vatican.”  
   ‡‡ )  “Let’s go to New York with the devil & dance the twist all night long!”  /
            “Let’s go to New Jersey with the devil & dance the twist all night long!” ;
              — ref. to final scene in Buñuel's Simon of the Desert.
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sat., 4 dec. 2010, will the circle be unbroken?

AFRIKAANS:  sirkelnaii  * 
CATALAN:  palla mental   +++
DANISH:  Dogme-sex   +++

      * )   “circle wank ” /  “circle jerk” ;
  +++ )   Catalan:  “palla mental”  =  mental wank;   =  mental wank;    
              “Dogme-sex” = self-indulgent intellectual masturbatory wankathon, in ref. to 
                the self-indulgent intellectual masturbatory wankathon of Von Trier's 1995 
                Scandinavian New Wave Dogme manifesto, i.e., mental wank .    
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fri., 3 dec., 2010, bastards, self-made, born, & etc., pt. i

BASQUE:  Putakume!  /  Putasemea!   §§    
NORWEGIAN:  Drittsekk!   /   Drittsekk jævel! / Drittsekk!  Jævel!   §§§
UZBEK:   Занталоқ!  —  Zantaloq!   §§   



   §§ )  “Bastard!”  /  “Son of a bitch!”  /   bastard;  son of a bitch ;   
 §§§ )  “Sack-of-shit bastard!”  ;   “Sack-of-shit! Bastard!”   
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thurs., 2 dec., 2010, are you shameless or just senile?

GERMAN:  Teletubbies zurück Winker.   +
SPANISH:  Sin vergüenza ...  ++
UZBEK:    эсар ... —  esar ...   ‡‡  
YIDDISH:  חוצפה  — chutzpah  ‡‡‡                    

     + )   “He waves back at the teletubbies.”  ;  
   ++ )   “Shameless ...”  /  No shame ...  ;  shameless  /  no shame  ;  
   ‡‡ )    “Feeble-minded ... ”   /  feeble-minded  ;  
 ‡‡‡ )     Per Harlan Ellison — “gall, brazen nerve, audacity, shamelessness, presumption-
               plus arrogance, such as no other word, & no other language, can do justice.”
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wed., 1 dec., 2010, a 17th. c. icelandic rune curse

A fá stúlku:  Þennan staf á að skrifa í lófann á hægri hendi með eigin blóði sem tekið er ofan af þumalfingri á vinstri hendi. Þá á að taka í hönd stúlkunnar og mæla þessi orð: „Legg ég lófa minn í þinn lófa, minn vilja í þinn vilja. Verði þér í beinum svo þú brennir öll nema þú unnir mér sem sjálfri þér. Svo heit verði þér þessi orð, svo megn og sterk sem eilífðin er. Allir töfrar og fjölkynngi fj..... villi vit þitt til ástar og elsku við mig; og allar þær vættir, sem í jörðu búa, séu mér liðsinnandi á þessa leið.”  ++

++  To Get a Girl: This sign should be written in the palm of your right hand with blood from
       the tip of the thumb on the left hand. Take the girl’s hand and recite: “My hand I lay in
       yours, my will in yours. May your bones burn lest you love me as much as I love you.
       These words shall be as passionate and powerful as eternity. All magic and sorcery turn
       your mind towards love of me and may all those who inhabit subterranean abodes assist
        me in this.”
                      — 17th. C. Icelandic grimoire (Antikvarisk-Topografiska Arkivet,  Stockholm). 
                                [The rune itself is on pg. 6 of curse + berate in 69+ languages.]
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