mon., 31 dec., 2018: the 7th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

   

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡) “On the 7^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  7 swans a-pissing,  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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sun., 30 dec., 2018, the 6th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:  6 harovaa hanhia,  5 kultaista mulkkurengasta,  4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,  3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta,  2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡

 

‡‡‡‡‡‡)  “On the 6^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sat., 29 dec., 2018: the 5th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡

                                   

‡‡‡‡‡)  “On the 5^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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fri., 28 dec., 2018: the 4th. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡)  “On the 4^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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thurs., 27 dec., 2016: the 3rd. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡

‡‡‡)  “On the 3^rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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wed., 26 dec., 2018: the 2nd. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡

‡‡)  “On the 2^nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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tues., 25 dec., 2018: the 1st. day of (finnish) xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡

‡)  “On the 1^st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree...”   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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mon., 24 dec., 2018: countdown 2 xmas, xxxiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

LATIN:  Patrem natalem mortus est.  ‡‡

‡‡) “Father Christmas is dead.”  /  “Santa Claus is dead.”  

—  a reverse-engineered translation of what 19^th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope supreme Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche might have said if he’d gotten around to it,  to which an ancient Roman would probably reply,  “Father Christmas?   Santa?   Christmas?   Never heard of  ’em.  As for Saturnalia,  now there’s a holiday...”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sun., 23 dec., 2018: (french & icelandic) countdowns 2 xmas, xxiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche!   ‡

ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!   ‡

 ‡) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sat., 22 dec., 2018: (icelandic) countdown 2 xmas, xxii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!  ‡‡

‡‡)  “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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fri., 21 dec., 2018: countdown 2 xmas, xxi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche!  ‡

‡)  “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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thurs., 20 dec., 2018: (maltese) countdown 2 xmas, xx.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq Milied!   ‡

  ‡)  “I piss upon Xmas!”

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wed., 19 dec., 2018: (& yet more spanish) countdowns 2 xmas, xix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra madre con tu navidad!   §§

§§)   “To the skanky Bitch zmother with yr xmas...”

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tues., 18 dec., 2018: (spanish) countdowns 2 xmas, xviii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra con tu nöel!   §§

§§)   “To the skanky Bitch Mother with yr Noel...”

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mon., 17 dec., 2018: (more mexican) countdowns 2 xmas, xvii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

SPANISH:  ¡A la friegada con tu navidad!   §

SPANISH:    ¡A la chingada con tu navidad!   §§

   § )    “To fucking hell with yr christmas.” ;

 §§ )    “Fuck yr christmas.”

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sun., 16 dec., 2018: (mexican) countdowns 2 xmas, xvi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada y la friegada con tu nöel! §

SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada con tu nöel!  §§

  §)   “To fucking hell with yr Noel...”

§§)   “Fuck yr Noel...”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sat., 15 dec., 2018: (more argentine) countdowns 2 xmas, xv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu navidad!  §

SPANISH:  ¡Al infiernito con tu navidad!   §§

   §)   “To hell with yr christmas...”  ;

 §§)   “To the tiniest of little hells with yr christmas...”  /  “Go stick yr fucking christmas in the hottest of pizza ovens...”  

      (NOTE: In Argentine Spanish, “infiernito” is a term used for pizza baking ovens, “infiernito” lit. being a “little hell”...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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fri., 14 dec., 2018: (argentine) countdown 2 xmas, xiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu nöel!  § 

   §)    “To hell with yr Noel...”  

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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thurs., 13 dec., 2018: (another catalunya) countdown 2 xmas, xiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

CATALAN:   ¡Mira el caganatio!  ‡‡

‡‡)  “Look at the shitting log!”

  NOTE:  Not an insult if pointing at a Catalunya Xmas display.  (However,  if pointing at a specific person... If the foo shits,  wear it, as the saying goes.)   El Caganatio  =   Lit.,  “The shitting log...”  —  (El) Caganatio is another Catalunya Cath. Xmas trad.  A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a blanket.  On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log,  exhorting the log to shit their Xmas treats;  when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are found,  treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (El) Caganatio.

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wed., 12 dec., 2018: (catalunya) countdown 2 xmas, xii.-b: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

CATALAN:  ¿Eres caganer?   /  ¿Eres el caganer?  ‡‡

 ‡‡)   “Are you the (manger) shitter?”   

     NOTE: (El)  Caganer  =  Lit., “The shitter”;  el caganer is that local shepherd squatting next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus  —  & he has to take a ferocious dump RIGHT NOW...  This scenario is depicted in a Catalunya Catholic Xmas trad.,  dating back to late 17^th. or early 18^th. C.  Despite attempts by local authorities to ban public displays,  el caganer has persisted & finally prevailed an essential part of Catalunya Xmas.

 

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wed., 12 dec., 2018: (a lithuanian) countdown 2 xmas, xii-a.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

[NOTE: these terms are weaponized language, & meant to give offense. Which is the whole & compleat point of insult & invective, obscenity & blasphemy, & other political speech.]

LITHUANIAN:   Jėzui įstatė ragus…  ‡

LITHUANIAN:   Kalėdų seneliui įstatė ragus…  ‡‡

     ‡)   “Jesus is a cuckold!” [Note: More like, Jesus wears the horns… Horns being a symbol of cuckholdry.]

   ‡‡)   “Santa Claus is a cuckold!” [Note: More like, Santa Claus wears the horns… Horns being a symbol of cuckholdry.]

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