Saturday, April 30, 2011

sat., 30 apr., & sun., 1 may, 2001: a seasonal catalan blasphomet

CATALAN:  Mecàgum Judes puta!   ++  

   ++ )   “I shit on whore Judas!”   /   “I shit on bitch Judas!”
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Friday, April 29, 2011

fri., 29 apr., 2011, standing on the shoulders of midgets

AFRIKAANS:   dwerg   ++
CATALAN:   lilliputench   +
CZECH:   válení  / třpytka   +++
GREEK, MOD.:  νανος  — nanos   ++
ICELANDIC:   dvergur  ++++    
NAHUATL:   tzapatl  ++
TAGALOG:   unáno   +
VIETNAMESE:   vât nhó   +
WELSH:   bod goruwchnaturiol  /  cân   +++  
ZAPOTEC:   nachucu   +++++      
ZULU:   ishichwe   ++          

              +  )   midget ;  
           ++  )   dwarf, dwarfish, dwarf-like  ;      
        +++  )   troll   ;      
      ++++  )   gnome   ;    
   +++++  )   "shorty"    
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Thursday, April 28, 2011

thurs., 28 apr., 2011: idiocracies...

FRENCH:   le roi des cons +
GERMAN:     Teletubbies zurück Winker.   ++ 
GREEK:    ουλακας  — ovlakas   +++ 
MALTESE:   ja condom mċarrat   ++++

         +  )   Idiot King  /  King of the Idiots  —  lit., “King of the cunts”  ;
       ++  )  “He waves at the Teletubbies...”  ;  
     +++  )  “idiot”  ; 
   ++++  )  “ambulatory torn condom”   =  idiot. 

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

wed., 27 apr., 2011, & yr hebrew mama dresses yz funny: give us This Day our Daily Curse


HEBREW:  מוזר    mōzar     +
HEBREW:  תמהוני    tēmhonē  ++

         + )    odd  (adj.)  ;
       ++ )    queer  (adj.)
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

tues., 26 apr., 2011: a malayu geneology


MALAYU:  Anak haram.    +++

    +++ )  “Rotten bastard.”
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25 apr., 2011, fr. the macedonian field guide to national "socialism"


MACEDONIAN:  Нацист!  —  Natsist!   +++

   +++  )  “(You) Nazi!” — Note: “national socialism” was a misnomer, in-so-far as 
                  Hitler had modeled his govt. on Mussolini, who repeatedly stated “fascism” 
                  was the essential wedding of the corporation & the state, i.e., “corporatism” .
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

sat., 23 apr., & sun., 24 apr., 2011: bunny blasphomets


FINNISH:   Tänä vuonna ei ole Pääsiäinen: ruho löytyi.    §   
GAELIC, SCOTS:   Chan eil a'Chàisg am bliadhna. Fhuair iad am marbhan...  §§ 
GAELIC, IRISH:  Níl an Cháisc i mbliana. Fuair siad an marbhán...   §§    
GERMAN:  Kein Oster dieses Jar, sie haben den Köpfer gefunden...    §§  
RUSSIAN:   В этом году Пасха отменина — тело обнаружили...  —  Ètom godu
                        Pasxa otmenina — telo obnaružili...   §§§ 
SPANISH:   Se ha cancelado Pascua  — encontraron el cuerpo.  /  Pascua cancelado —
                       encontraron el cuerpo...   §§§

      § )   “This year there will be no Easter: the corpse turned up.”  ;
    §§ )   “No easter this year, they found the body ...”    ;
  §§§ )   “Easter's cancelled this year — they found the body ...”
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Friday, April 22, 2011

22 apr., 2011, a finnish good fri.

FINNISH:  K: Miksi Jeesus kuoli ristillä?  V: Hän unohti turvasanansa.   +


  +  )    Q.:  Why did Jesus die on the cross?   A.:  He forgot his safe-word.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

thurs., 21 apr., 2011, serbian music criticism


SERB: Јебо усрани панк бенд!  — Jebo svoj usrani pank bend!    ++

   ++  )  “Fuck yr shitty punk [rock] band!”  
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

wed., 20 apr., 2011, a danish sweet & sour sandwich

DANISH:  Hvem har pisset på din sukkermad?!    §

  § )  Who pissed on yr sugar sandwich?! 
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

tue., 19 apr., 2011, a croatian blood transfusion


CROATIAN:   Pišam ti u krvotok!   § 

   §  ) “I piss in yr bloodstream!”  
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Monday, April 18, 2011

mon., 18 apr., 2011, the other other other other other other other other other fiber diet

NORWEGIAN:    Gå og spis en kubsæj.  §§         
ROMANIAN:   Minca-mi-ai căcatu.    §§§        
              
        §§ )     “Go eat cow-shite. / “Go eat cow-shit.   ;  
      §§§ )     “May you eat my shite.”   /  “Eat my shite.”   ; “May you eat my shit.”   /   
                        “Eat my shit.”          
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Saturday, April 16, 2011

sat., 16 apr., & sun., 17 apr., 2011, another japanese blasphomet

 JAPANESE:   テメーの神社をやれ! — Temē no jinja wo yare!  +

       +  )  “Fuck your Shinto shrine!”
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Friday, April 15, 2011

fri., 15 apr., 2011, german playah wheels

GERMAN:   Schampenschlepper   ‡


   ‡ )       “Slut-hauler”  / “Slut-dragger”  =  pimp-mobile ; 
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Thursday, April 14, 2011

thurs., 14 apr., 2011, a danish geneology

DANISH:   Horeunge.  ‡‡ 


    ‡‡  )     “Bastard child.” /  “Whore child.” 
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

wed., 13 apr., 2011, yr german mama dresses you funny

GERMAN:   Weirdie   /   Weirdies  (Pl.)   +
GERMAN:   komischer Kauz    ++
GERMAN:   (der)  Fiesling    +++ 
  
         + )    wierdo;  weirdos (Pl.)  —  demotic,  slangy ;
       ++ )   odd-ball;  odd fish  —  demotic,  slangy  ;   
     +++ )   creep;  creepy person  —  demotic,  slangy.      
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

tues., 12 apr., 2011, the other other other other other other other other fiber diet

GAELIC, SCOTS:   Cac ann am poit-leapa, 's cuir le taigeis!    § 
SPANISH:  Come caga cosina.    +  
TAGALAG:  Kain ta'e.   ++          
WELSH:   Bwyta fy gachu.    §§§        
ZULU:  Tsa mor kaka.   ++     

          §  )      Shite in a bedpan & serve it w/ haggis!” /  Shit in a bedpan & serve it w/ 
                             haggis!”  ;
         +   )      “Eat the shite the burglar shat in yr kitchen.” / “Eat the shit the burglar shat in yr
                           kitchen.”  ;   
        ++  )     “Eat shite.” / “Eat shit.”   ;   
       §§§  )     “May you eat my shite.”   /   “Eat my shite.”   /  “May you eat my shit.”   /   
                        “Eat my shit.”  

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Monday, April 11, 2011

mon., 11 apr. 2011, approximate vietnamese geneology


VIETNAMESE:   Thàng khôn!  §  

   § )       “You damn bastard.”
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Saturday, April 9, 2011

sat., 9 apr., & sun. 10 apr., 2011, a russian blasphomet


RUSSIAN:  Еби твою бога думу мать! — Ebi tvoyo boga dumu mat ́! §

   § )  “By God’s soul, fuck yr mother already!” /
               “God’s soul — go fuck yr mother!”    
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Friday, April 8, 2011

fri., 8 apr., 2011, here's yr haggis

SCOTTISH GAELIC:  taigeis   §§

§§  )   taigeis = haggis, colloqual slang for "scrotum" / bollocks .   
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Thursday, April 7, 2011

thurs., 7 apr., 2011, yr italian mama dresses you funny

ITALIAN:   persona stramba  +
ITALIAN:   originale   ++
ITALIAN:   é una persona disgustosa ...  +++ 
ITALIAN:   leccapiedi  § 
ITALIAN:   leccaculo  §§
ITALIAN:   psicopatico  (m)  /  psicopatica  (f)   §§§


          + )   wierdo  — slangy, colloq.
       ++ )   odd-ball;  odd fish =   (lit.)  "an original"  — slangy, colloq. ;
     +++ )   "He's a creep..."   He's a disgusting creepy person...  —  slangy, colloq.   ;
          § )   creepy and unctious  flatterer  ;  creep  =   (lit.)   foot-licker  /  foot-kisser 
                     slangy, colloq.  
        §§ )   creepy and unctious arse-licking flatterer  ;  creep   =   (lit.)   arse-licker  / 
                      arse-kisser  ;  ass-licker  /  ass-kisser  —  slangy, colloq.
      §§§ )   sicko;  psychopath;  sociopath — slangy, colloq.       
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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

wed., 6 apr., 2011, russian-alaskan relations

RUSSIAN: Я [способен видеть] [вижу] Сару Палин с моей дачи... 
                     — Ja [sposoben videt́] [vižu] Saru Palin s mej dača...  ‡‡

  ‡‡ )  I can see Sarah Palin from my dača ...  /  I see Sarah Palin from my dača ... 
             Note:  дачи — dača = a Russian cottage or summer estate, pronounced dacha...
             [Thanks to A.C. for assisting with this one...]
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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

tues., 5 apr., 2011, a serbian transfusion

SERB: Пишам ти у крвотк! — Pišam ti u krvotok!   §§

    §§  ) “I piss in yr bloodstream!”
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Monday, April 4, 2011

mon., 4 apr., 2011, at the gaelic punk rock prom


GAELIC, SCOTS:  Bidh e a’ dannsadh an pogo còmhla ri Fionn agus Oisean…  +

   +  ) “He dances the pogo with Finn & Ossian…” — i.e., to mosh, to pogo…
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Saturday, April 2, 2011

sat., 2 apr., & sun. 3, apr., 2011, a catalan blasphomet


CATALAN:  Mecàgum el Pare Sant puta feixista!  ++

  ++ )    “I shit on the fascist whore Pope!” /
               “I shit on the fascist bitch Pope!”
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Friday, April 1, 2011

fri., 1 apr., 2011, uzbek politique

 UZBEK:  агитатсийа пункти — agitatsiya punkti   §§

   §§  )  agit-punk; also, political agitation …
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