wed., 31 dec., 2014: the 7th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡) On the 7^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  7 swans a-pissing,  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree.    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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tues., 30 dec., 2014, the 6th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:  6 harovaa hanhia,  5 kultaista mulkkurengasta,  4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,  3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta,  2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ‡‡‡‡‡

 

‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 6^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  6 geese a-goosing,  5 golden cock rings,  4 foul-mouth parrots,  3 hens a frenching,  2 doves a-fucking,  & partridge crap in a pear tree.   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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mon., 29 dec., 2014: the 5th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡) On the 5^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree.    (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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sun., 28 dec., 2014: the 4th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡)  On the 4^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree.   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

  

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sat., 27 dec., 2014: the 3rd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡

‡‡‡)  On the 3^rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree.   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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fri., 26 dec., 2014: the 2nd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡

‡‡)  On the 2^nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree.   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

 

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thur., 25 dec., 2014: the 1st. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡

 ‡)  On the 1^st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree   (molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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wed., 24 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxxiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATIN:  Patrem natalem mortus est.  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “Father Christmas is dead.”  /  “Santa Claus is dead.” — a reverse-engineered translation of what 19^th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche might have said if he’d gotten around to it, to which an ancient Roman probably reply, “Father Christmas?  Santa?  Christmas?  Never heard of ’em. As for Saturnalia, now that’s a holiday...”

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tues., 23 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche!   ‡

ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!   ‡

 ‡) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

 

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mon., 22 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!  ‡‡

  ‡‡) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

 

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sun., 21 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq Milied!   ‡

  ‡ )  “I piss upon Christmas!”

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sat., 20 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xx.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche!  ‡

    ‡ )   “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

 

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fri., 19 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra madre con tu navidad!   §§

  §§ )   “To the bitch mother with yr christmas.”

 

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thurs., 18 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xviii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la perra con tu nöel!  §§

  §§ )   “To the bitch mother with yr noel.”

 

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wed., 17 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xvii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la friegada con tu navidad!   §

SPANISH:    ¡A la chingada con tu navidad!   §§

   § )    “To fucking hell with yr christmas.” ;

 §§ )    “Fuck yr christmas.”

 

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tues., 16 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xvi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡A la chingada y la friegada con tu nöel! § 
 

  § )   “To fucking hell with yr noel.”

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mon., 15 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xv.: give us This Day our Daily Curs

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu navidad!  §

SPANISH:  ¡Al infiernito con tu navidad!   §§

   § )   “To hell with yr christmas...”  ;

 §§ )   “To the tiniest of little hells with yr christmas...”  (NOTE: In Argentine Spanish, “infiernito” is a term used for pizza baking ovens, “infiernito” lit. being a little hell.)

 

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sun., 14 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu nöel!   § 

   § )    “To hell with yr noel.”   

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sat., 13 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

CATALAN:  (El) caganatio...  ‡‡

‡‡)  (El) Caganatio =  Lit., "The shitting log..."  —  (El) Caganatio is another Catalan Cath. Xmas trad.  A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a blanket.  On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log, exhorting the log to shit their Xmas treats;  when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are found,  treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (El) Caganatio.

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fri., 12 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas (end of the world ed.), pt. xii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

CATALAN:  (El) caganer  ‡‡

 ‡‡)  (El)  Caganer  =  Lit., “The shitter...”;  el caganer is that local shepherd squatting next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus  —  & he has to take a ferocious dump RIGHT NOW... This Catalan Catholic Xmas trad. dating back to late 17^th. or early 18^th. C.  Despite attempts by local authorities to ban public displays, el caganer is an essential part of Catalan Xmas.

 

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thurs., 11 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. xi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 FRENCH:   J’encule ta scene de nativite!  ‡‡

  ‡‡ )  “Fuck yr Nativity display!”

 

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wed., 11 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. x.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATIN:  Deus Christianus tuus futuatur.  ‡‡

  ‡‡‡ )   “Fuck yr Christian god!”

 

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tues. 9 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!   ‡

ITALIAN:   Babbo Natale e un cornuto!  ‡‡

     ‡)   “Jesus is a cuckold!”

   ‡‡)   “Santa Claus is a cuckold!”

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mon., 8 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!  ‡‡

   ‡‡  )   “Jesus is a cuckold!”

 

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sun., 7 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas (& yet more finnish reindeer games), pt. vii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulupukki nai hänen auttajia!  ‡‡

‡‡)  “Santa fucks his Helpers!”  /  “Santa fucks his elves!” 

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sat., 6 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. vi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: Joulupukki nai poroja!  ‡‡‡

  ‡‡‡ )   “Santa fucks reindeer!” 

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fri., 5 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: Joulupukin haltijat naivat poroja!  ‡‡

 ‡‡ )   “Santa’s elves fuck reindeer!”

 

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thurs., 4 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas (finnish reindeer games), pt. iv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:   Äitisi nai poroja!  ‡

 ‡ )   “Yr mother fucks reindeer!” 

 

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wed., 3 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATIN:  “Deus mortus est.”  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “God is dead.” — an odd phrase, & reverse-engineered translation of the phrase by 19^th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche;  & to be honest, while vexingly perplexing &/or bemusing, not terribly offensive, at least not to an ancient Roman, in sofar as ancient Romans would probably reply, “which god?”

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tues., 2 dec. 2014: countdown 2 xmas, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH: Dios es muerto.  ‡

  ‡ )  A Spanish rendition of “God is dead” — a sentiment to which many a Durutti Columnist would have subscribed — & of course of course attrib. to 19^th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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mon., 1 dec., 2014: countdown 2 xmas, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GERMAN:  „Gott ist tot.“   ‡

  ‡ )  “God is dead.”  —  attrib. to 19^th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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& sun., 30 nov., 2014: post-angstgiving navajo & yup´ik sobriquets: give us This Day our Daily Curse

NAVAJO:   Belliganna  ‡‡

YUP´IK (INUIT):  Qussak  ‡‡‡

‡‡)  Navajo term for the invading whitey people,  probably corruption of Spanish “Americano” ;

‡‡‡)  Lit., “Cassock”  —  Yup´ik  (Inuit)  term for the Russian invaders...

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