Monday, December 31, 2012

mon., 31 dec., 2012, the 7th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

 ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 7th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 12 cunting condoms, 11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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Sunday, December 30, 2012

sun., 30 dec., 2012, the 6th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 6th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 29, 2012

sat., 29 dec., 2012, the 5th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 5th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 28, 2012

fri., 28 dec., 2012, the 4th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡ )  On the 4th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 27, 2012

thurs., 27 dec., 2012, the 3rd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡

‡‡‡ )  On the 3rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

wed., 26 dec., 2012, the 2nd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡

 ‡‡ )  On the 2nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)
   ____________________________________________
from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

tues., 25 dec., 2012, the 1st. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡

 ‡ )  On the 1st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree... ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 24, 2012

mon., 24 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxxiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



LATIN: “Patrem natalem mortus est.” 

‡ ) “Father Christmas is dead.”  /  “Santa Claus is dead.” — a reverse-engineered translation of what 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche might have said if he’d gotten around to it, to which an ancient Roman probably reply, “Christmas? Never heard of it.”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 23, 2012

sun., 23 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni! +

   + ) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 22, 2012

sat., 22 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



ICELANDIC:  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni!  +

  + ) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 21, 2012

fri., 21 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xxi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq Milied!  +

   + ) “I piss upon Christmas!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 20, 2012

thurs., 20 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xx.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:  J’encule ton bebe Jesus danse sà crèche! +

  + ) “Fuck yr baby jesus in his nativity display!”  /  “Fuck yr baby jesus in a creche!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

wed., 19 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:  ¡A la perra con tu navidad!   §§

  §§ )   “To the bitch mother with yr christmas.” 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

tues., 18 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xviii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



SPANISH:  ¡A la perra con tu nöel! §§

  §§ )   “To the bitch mother with yr noel.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 17, 2012

mon., 17 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xvii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:  ¡A la friegada con tu navidad!  / ¡A la chingada con tu navidad!   §§

  §§ )   “To fucking hell with yr christmas.” / “Fuck yr christmas.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 16, 2012

sun., 16 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xvi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:   ¡A la friegada con tu nöel!   /   ¡A la chingada con tu nöel!  §§

  §§ )   “To fucking hell with yr noel.” / “Fuck yr noel.”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 15, 2012

sat., 15 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu navidad!  /   ¡Al infiernito con tu navidad!   §§

  §§ )   “To hell with yr christmas.”  / To the little hell with yr christmas.” (NOTE: In Argentine Spanish, “infiernito” is a term used for pizza baking ovens, “infiernito” lit. being a little hell.)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 14, 2012

fri., 14 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu nöel!   /   ¡Al infiernito con tu nöel!  §§

  §§ )   “To hell with yr noel.”  / “To the little hell with yr noel.” (NOTE: In Argentine Spanish, “infiernito” is a term used for pizza baking ovens, “infiernito” being a little hell.)
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 13, 2012

thurs., 13 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
CATALAN:  (el) caganatio  +

 + )   (el) Caganatio =  Lit., "the shitting log" — (el) Caganatio is another Catalan Cath. Xmas trad. A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a blanket. On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log, exhorting the log to shit their Xmas treats; when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are found, treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (el) Caganatio

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

wed., 12 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas (end of the world ed.), pt. xii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


  
CATALAN:  (el) caganer  ++

 ++ )  (el) Caganer =  Lit., "the shitter"; el caganer is that local shepherd squatting next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus — he has to take a ferocious dump RIGHT NOW... This Catalan Catholic Xmas trad. dating back to late 17th. or early 18th. C.  Despite attempts by local authorities to ban public displays, el caganer is an essential part of Catalan Xmas.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

tues., 11 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. xi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



FRENCH:  J’encule ta scene de nativite! ++

  ++ ) “Fuck yr Nativity display!”
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 10, 2012

mon., 10 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. x.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN:  Deus Christianus tuus futuatur.  ‡‡‡‡

   ‡‡‡‡ )   “Fuck yr Christian god!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 9, 2012

sun. 9 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!   ‡‡
ITALIAN:   Babbo Natale e un cornuto!  ‡‡‡

     ‡‡  )   “Jesus is a cuckold!”
   ‡‡‡  )   “Santa Claus is a cuckold!”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 8, 2012

sat., 8 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



ITALIAN:   Gesu e un cornuto!  ‡‡‡

   ‡‡‡  )   “Jesus is a cuckold!” 
 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, December 7, 2012

fri., 7 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas (& yet more finnish reindeer games), pt. vii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



FINNISH: Joulupukki nai hänen auttajia!  ++

++ )   “Santa fucks his Helpers!” / “Santa fucks his elves!” 

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, December 6, 2012

thurs., 6 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. vi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



FINNISH: Joulupukki nai poroja!  +

  + )   “Santa fucks reindeer!” 

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

wed., 5 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas (& more finnish reindeer games), pt. v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
FINNISH: Joulupukin haltijat naivat poroja!  +


 + )   “Santa’s elves fuck reindeer!”  
  
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

tues., 4 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, pt. iv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Äitisi nai poroja!  +


 + )   “Yr mother fucks reindeer!” 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Monday, December 3, 2012

mon., 3 dec., 2011, countdown 2 xmas, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


LATIN: “Deus mortus est.”  ‡‡

‡‡ ) “God is dead.” — an odd phrase, & reverse-engineered translation of the phrase by 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche; & to be honest, not terribly offensive, at least not to an ancient Roman, in sofar as ancient Romans would probably reply, “which god?”

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Sunday, December 2, 2012

sun., 2 dec. 2012, countdown 2 xmas, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH: Dios es muerto. 

  ‡ )  A Spanish rendition of “God is dead,” a sentiment to which many a Durutti Columnist would have subscribed — & of course of course attrib. to 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Saturday, December 1, 2012

sat., 1 dec., 2012, countdown 2 xmas, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse



GERMAN: „Gott ist tot.“ 

  ‡ ) “God is dead.” — attrib. to 19th. C. Germ. philologist & couch pope Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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