wed., 29 jul., thurs., 30 jul., & fri., 31 jul., 2015: japanese breakfast, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

JAPANESE: 朝マン/ [あさまん  —  Asa-man §

  §  ) Lit., “morning fuck”, i.e., breakfast in bed... NOTE: “man” is abbrev. or diminutive of “manko” —  cunt / pussy.

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tues., 28 jul., 2015: catalan karma, iii.?: give us This Day our Daily Curse

CATALAN:   Mal karma puta.   ‡

CATALAN:   Mal karma caganer.   ‡‡

CATALAN:   Mal karma fill de puta.   ‡‡‡

      ‡)  “That bitch is bad karma...”  /  “You’re a bad karma bitch...”  

    ‡‡)  “That bollock-bastard’s bad karma...”   /  “You’re a bad karma bollock-bastard...”

  ‡‡‡)  “That son of a bitch is bad karma...”  /  “You’re a bad karma son of a bitch...”

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mon., 27 jul, 2015: german gymnastics, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GERMAN: Sie wichsen auf Tom of Finland Briefmarke... ‡

‡‡)  “You wank on Tom of Finland postage stamps...”   NOTE:   In fall of 2014 the Finnish postal service released a series of very “cheeky” & stamptastic homoerotic Tom of Finland stamps to honor perhaps the most iconic gay artist of the 20^th. c.

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& sun., 26 jul., 2015: a serbian declaration of piety & faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SERBIAN: Вала Вогу да нисам атеиста!   — Hvala Bogu da nisam ateista! §

 § ) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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sat. 25 jul., 2015: a serbian declaration of piety & faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SERBIAN: Вала Вогу да нисам атеиста!   — Hvala Bogu da nisam ateista! §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!”  —  attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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wed., 22 jul., thurs., 23 jul., & fri., 24 jul., 2015: romanian advice, ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ROMANIAN:   Futu-i!  ‡

ROMANIAN:    Să te fut!  ‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți mă-tii!  ‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pizda mă-tii!  ‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți soră!  ‡‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pizda soră!  ‡‡‡‡‡‡

      ‡)   “Fuck it!”  ;

       ‡‡)   “Fuck you!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yourself!”  ;

     ‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr mother!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr mother!”  ;

    ‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr mother’s pussy!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr mother’s cunt!”  

  ‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr sister!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr sister!”

‡‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr sister’s pussy!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr siser’s cunt!”  

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tues., 21 jul., 2015: a long time ago in an italy far far away: Give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN: Quel film Star Wars Episodio VII: Il risveglio della Forza è una bidonata... ‡

‡) “That  Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens film is a royal rip off...”

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mon., 20 jul., 2015: latvian field guide, ii: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATVIAN:  Izniekots...  ‡

‡)  beyond buzzed,  shite-faced,  falling-down drunk,  fucked up  —  usually referring to alcoholic intoxication  

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fri., 17 jul., sat. 18 jul., & sun., 19 jul., 2015: a greek declaration of piety & faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GREEK:  Δόξα τω θεώ, είμαι άθεος  — Thóxa to theó, eímai átheos....

 § ) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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wed., 15 jul., & thurs., 16 jul., 2015: croatian diplomatic overtures, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

CROATIAN:  Mama ti se jebe sa Srbima na internetu.    ‡

CROATIAN:  Sestra ti se jebe sa Srbima na internetu.   ‡‡

  ‡ )  “Yr mother has internet sex w/ Serbs.” 

‡‡ )  “Yr sister has internet sex w/ Serbs.”

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wed., 15 jul., 2015: a public service & reasoned rant in re. kale

all you wegetarians & weggans who take me to task for hate speech against kale *, read this baby. & then send me notarized written apologies, & $10 for helping save your life.

seriously, tho: kale, & to a lesser extent cabbage & other members of the brassica family like watercress, radishes, and turnips are very good at taking up thallium from the soil. & thallium is a heavy metal, & causes problems like, oh, "chronic fatigue, skin & hair issues, arrythmias & other  neurological disorders (like foggy thinking), gluten sensitivity and other digestive troubles. sometimes even the possibility of lyme disease."

how does thallium get in soil? any farms near cement plants, oil drilling, smelting, & esp. farms that get falling ash from coal burning.

if yr kale comes from a hydroponic organic green house great, but otherwise, stay away from kale,
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*) if you need kale, instead get "cale", that's "john cale"  & stick to john cale albums (or the first 2 velvet underground albums or his eno & lou reed & patti smith & nico collaborations & productions); stay away from "kale" unless it is spelled w/ a "c" & playing an electric viola...

http://www.motherjones.com/tom-philpott/2015/07/kale-silent-killer

we will return to our regular linguistic regimens later today...

or tomorrow.

summer colds suck. not as badly as kale. kale kills.

http://giveusthisdayourdailycurse.blogspot.com/

fri., 10 jul., sat., 11 jul., sun., 12 jul., mon., 13 jul, tues., 14 jul., 2015: (back by popular demand): countdown to bastille day blasphomets, i.—v.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité” §

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travail, Famille, Patrie”  §§

FRENCH: “Après moi le déluge...”   §§§

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travaux forcés à perpetuité” §§§§

FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai…  §§§§§

§)   “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”  —  French Nat’l motto, dating fr. the French Revolution ;  

§§)   “Work, Family, Fatherland”  —  Nat’l motto of the Vichy Regime,  the fuck-puppet govt. of the Nazi occupation ;

§§§)   “After me, the deluge...”  —  King Louis XV ;

  §§§§)   “Forced labor in perpetuity”  —  i.e.  &  e.g.,  “life sentence without parole,”  fr.  the French penal code ;

§§§§§)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I’ll suck on it…” — attributed to a famous former commissioner of sewers.  (Fr. transl. courtesy of J.H.) 

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wed., 8 jul., & thurs., 9 jul., 2015: japanese place-names?, name-places?, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

JAPANESE:  めいき / 名器  —  meiki  §

 §)  Lit.,  “excellent box”  =  i.e.,  vulva / pussy that’s regarded as an excellent & perfect fit; vulva / pussy that looks excellent & perfect

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tues., 7 jul., 2015: towards a russian glastnost, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

RUSSIAN:  Министры приходят и уходят, а бардак остается... —   Ministri’ priǩodyat i uǩodyat, a bardak ostaetsya... ‡

‡ ) “Ministers come and go,  but this fucking mess of a whorehouse remains...”

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mon., 6 jul., 2015: romanian advice, x.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ROMANIAN:   Futu-i!  ‡

ROMANIAN:    Să te fut!  ‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți mă-tii!  ‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pizda mă-tii!  ‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți soră!  ‡‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pizda soră!  ‡‡‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți frate!  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pizda frate!  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

          ‡)   “Fuck it!”  ;

           ‡‡)   “Fuck you!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yourself!”  ;

         ‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr mother!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr mother!”  ;

        ‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr mother’s pussy!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr mother’s cunt!”  

      ‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr sister!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr sister!”

    ‡‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr sister’s pussy!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr sister’s cunt!”  

  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr brother!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr brother!”

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr brother’s pussy!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr brother’s cunt!”  

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sat. 4 jul., & sun., 5 jul., 2015: 4th of july blasphomets: give us This Day our Dailly Curse

BAHASA INDONESIAN: “Rendam benderanya di heroin dan nanti saya jilat.”  ‡

FINNISH: “Kasta lippu heroiinaiin, ja mä sitten imen sitä.”  ‡

 FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai…  ‡

GERMAN:   “Tauch die Flagge im Heroin ein,  dann sauge ich sie an.” ‡

GAELIC, SCOTTISH: Bog a' bhratach ann an heroin agus sùgidh mi oirre. ‡

JAPANESE: もし旗をヘロに濡らしたら、俺はちゅうちゅう吸うだぜ。 — Moshi hata wo hero ni nurashitara, ore wa chū-chū sū da ze. ‡

RUSSIAN:  “промочи флаг героином и я поссосу!” — “Promoči flag geroinom i ya possosu!” ‡

SPANISH: Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo. ‡

‡ )   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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thurs., 2 jul., & fri., 3 jul., 2015: a danish game of thrones: give us This Day our Daily Curse

DANISH:   Sut dragepik.  ‡

 ‡ )  “Suck dragon dick.”   /  “Suck dragon cock.”

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tues., 30 jun., 2015, & wed., 1 jul., 2015: danish oral hygiene, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

DANISH:   Sut dvaergepik.  ‡

 ‡ )  “Suck dwarf dick.”   /  “Suck dwarf cock.”

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