Sunday, May 31, 2015

& sun., 31 may, 2015: a norwegian declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

NORWEGIAN:  Takk Gud jeg er ateist...  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!”  —  attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Saturday, May 30, 2015

sat., 30 may, 2015: a norwegian declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

NORWEGIAN:  Takk Gud jeg er ateist...  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Friday, May 29, 2015

thurs., 28 may, 2015, & fri., 29 may, 2015: romanian advice, ix.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ROMANIAN:   Futu-i!  ‡
ROMANIAN:    Să te fut!  ‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți mă-tii!  ‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pula calalui mă-tii!  ‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți soră!  ‡‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pula calalui soră!  ‡‡‡‡‡‡

ROMANIAN:   Futu-ți pizda tată!  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

           ‡)   Fuck it!  ;
         ‡‡)   “Fuck you!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yourself!”  ;

       ‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr mother!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr mother!”  ;

      ‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr mothers pussy!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr mothers cunt!”  

    ‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr sister!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr sister!”

  ‡‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr sisters big dick!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr sisters big cock!”  

‡‡‡‡‡‡)   “Fuck yr fathers pussy!”  /  “(Go) Fuck yr fathers cunt!”  


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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

wed., 27 may, 2015: close yr eyes & think of finland, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH:  Olet wank Tom of Suomen postimerkit ... ‡
 
‡‡)  You wank on Tom of Finland postage stamps...”   NOTE:  In fall of 2014 the Finnish postal service released a series of very “cheeky” & stamptastic homoerotic Tom of Finland stamps to honor perhaps the most iconic gay artist of the 20th. c. [Thanks to M.L. for tr. assistance]

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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

tues., 26 may, 2015: meet yr korean friends & neighbors, xv.: Give us This Day our Daily Curse


KOREAN:  미쳤다...  —  -chut-dah... ‡

‡) “[You] crazy arse mental...” / “[You] crazy-arse nut-case.”  /  “[You] crazy-arse whack-job...”

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Monday, May 25, 2015

& mon., 25 may, 2015: marmorial day observed: give us This Day our Daily Curse


BAHASA INDONESIAN:Rendam benderanya di heroin dan nanti saya jilat.” 
FINNISH: “Kasta lippu heroiinaiin, ja mä sitten imen sitä.” 
FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai… 
GERMAN:   “Tauch die Flagge im Heroin ein,  dann sauge ich sie an.” ‡
GAELIC, SCOTTISH: Bog a' bhratach ann an heroin agus sùgidh mi oirre. ‡
JAPANESE: もし旗をヘロに濡らしたら、俺はちゅうちゅう吸うだぜ。 — Moshi hata wo hero ni nurashitara, ore wa chū-chū sū da ze. ‡
RUSSIAN:  “промочи флаг героином и я поссосу!” — “Promoči flag geroinom i ya possosu!”
SPANISH: Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo. ‡

)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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Sunday, May 24, 2015

& sun., 24 may, 2015: count down to marmorial day, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


BAHASA INDONESIAN:Rendam benderanya di heroin dan nanti saya jilat.” 
FINNISH: “Kasta lippu heroiinaiin, ja mä sitten imen sitä.” 
FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai… 
GERMAN:   “Tauch die Flagge im Heroin ein,  dann sauge ich sie an.” ‡
GAELIC, SCOTTISH: Bog a' bhratach ann an heroin agus sùgidh mi oirre. ‡

)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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Saturday, May 23, 2015

& sat., 23 may, 2015: count down to marmorial day, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

BAHASA INDONESIAN:Rendam benderanya di heroin dan nanti saya jilat.” 
FINNISH: “Kasta lippu heroiinaiin, ja mä sitten imen sitä.” 
FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai… 

)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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Friday, May 22, 2015

fri., 22 may, 2015: count down to marmorial day: give us This Day our Daily Curse


BAHASA INDONESIAN:Rendam benderanya di heroin dan nanti saya jilat.” 

)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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Thursday, May 21, 2015

thurs., 21 may, 2015: polish salutations, iii,: give us This Day our Daily Curse

POLISH:  Dupek!   §

§)  “[You]  Arsehole!”  /  “[You]  Asshole!”

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

wed., 20 may, 2015: japanese gymnastics, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE:  なまほんばん  /  生本番  —  Rama-honban...  §

§)  Lit.:  Raw performance... =  i.e.,  bareback riding;  fucking  (whether straight or gay)  without condoms,  without protection from s.t.d.’s

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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

tues., 19 may, 2015: italian al dente, xxiv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:  La mazetta...?  ‡
 
‡‡ )  Lit., “[And the] Wad of banknotes...?” =  i.e., where’s my kickback cash or bribe money

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Monday, May 18, 2015

mon., 18 may, 2015: italian al dente, xxiii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:  La bustarella? 

  ‡ )  Lit., “[And the] Little envelope?” =  i.e.,  where’s my little envelope stuffed w/ kickback cash or bribe money

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Sunday, May 17, 2015

sat., 16 may, 2015, & sun., 17 may, 2015: a germanic declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GERMAN:  Gott sei Dank, ich bin Atheist...  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, May 15, 2015

fri., 15 may, 2015: german gymnastics, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


GERMAN:  Sie wichsen auf Tom of Finland Briefmarke...  ‡

‡‡)  “You wank on Tom of Finland postage stamps...”   NOTE:   In fall of 2014 the Finnish postal service released a series of very “cheeky” & stamptastic homoerotic Tom of Finland stamps to honor perhaps the most iconic gay artist of the 20th. c.

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.
http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Thursday, May 14, 2015

thurs., 14 may, 2015: polish salutations, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

POLISH:  Spierdalaj, dupek!   §

§§)  Fuck the fuck off,  arsehole!”  /  Fuck the fuck off,  asshole!”

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

tues., 12 may, 2015, & wed., 13 may, 2015: japanese diplomacy, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE:  鷲鼻  / わしっぱな — Washippana... §

  §)  Lit., Eagle nose...” = i.e.,  foreigners,  specifically Europeans,  & their hook noses  

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Monday, May 11, 2015

mon., 11 may, 2015: russian tools: give us This Day our Daily Curse


RUSSIAN:   Куж молив— khuj moliv…   

  )  Pencil-prick…”  /   Pencil-dick…”  /  “Pencil-cock…”  

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Sunday, May 10, 2015

& sun., 10 may, 2015: a finnish declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Jumalan kiitos olen ateisti...”  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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Saturday, May 9, 2015

sat., 9 may., 2015: a finnish declaration of faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Jumalan kiitos olen ateisti...”  §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Friday, May 8, 2015

& fri., 8 may, 2015: meet yr korean friends & neighbors, xiv.: Give us This Day our Daily Curse

       
KOREAN:  웃기지마...   Ōt-ggi-ji-mah... 

‡)  Lit., “Don’t [make me] laugh...” = i.e., “...yeah-right...” / “What a pile of horse shite...”

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thurs., 7 may, 2015: meet yr korean friends & neighbors, xiv.: Give us This Day our Daily Curse

     
KOREAN:  웃기지마...   Ōt-ggi-ji-mah... 

‡)  Lit., “Don’t [make me] laugh...” = i.e., “...yeah-right...” / “What a pile of horse shite...”

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http://softskull.com/?p=271
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Wednesday, May 6, 2015

wed., 6 may, 2015: a polish advisory: give us This Day our Daily Curse

POLISH:  Ciągnij smugę!  §

 §)  “Piss off!” 

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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

tues., 5 may, 2015: ¡es el cinco de mayo! ¡cinco de mayo! ¡cinco de mayo!: give us This Day our Daily Curse

         
SPANISH:  ¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!  §
SPANISH:  Pax Porfiana...  §§
SPANISH:  Pan o palo...  §§§
SPANISH:  La revolución es el opio de los intelectuales...  §§§§

§)  Poor Mexico!  So far from God and so close to the United States!”    attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who had participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz, & who served as “President” of Mexico from 1876 to 1911  (with a brief periods, 1876, & again 1880    1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ; Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth)  made possible by political repression,  graft & corruption,  & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to exile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized ;
§§)  Porfiana Peace...”    a period in Mexican history  (1876—1911)  marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule,  where a surface stability,  modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression  &  by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution  & Diaz slithered off to exile in Spain  ;
 §§§)  Bread or the stick...”    Porfirio Diaz’ strategy of offering problematic politicians or generals two options:  cushy & obscenely-salaried sinecures,  or a blindfold & a last cigarette & a firing squad.  (Diaz is said to have commented that a dog with a bone would neither bite or bark.) ;
  §§§§)  Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals...    Popular Post-May ’68 French Situationist graffito that sprayed its way across European & US & Latin American & Japanese campuses,  & found its way into Lindsay Anderson’s O LUCKY MAN!

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Monday, May 4, 2015

mon., 4 may, 2015: countdown to cinco de mayo: give us This Day our Daily Curse

    
SPANISH:  ¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!  §
SPANISH:  Pax Porfiana...  §§
SPANISH:  Pan o palo...  §§§

§)  Poor Mexico!  So far from God and so close to the United States!”    attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who had participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz, & who served as “President” of Mexico from 1876 to 1911  (with a brief periods, 1876, & again 1880    1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ; Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth)  made possible by political repression,  graft & corruption,  & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized ;
§§)  Porfiana Peace...”    a period in Mexican history (1876—1911)  marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule,  where a surface stability, modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution & Diaz slithered off to exile in Spain  ;
 §§§)  Bread or the stick...”    Porfirio Diaz’ strategy of offering problematic politicians or generals two options:  cushy & obscenely-salaried sinecures,  or a blindfold & a last cigarette & a firing squad.  (Diaz is said to have commented that a dog with a bone would neither bite or bark.) 

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Sunday, May 3, 2015

sun., 3 may, 2015: countdown to cinco de mayo: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 
SPANISH:  ¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!  §
SPANISH:  Pax Porfiana...  §§

§)  Poor Mexico!  So far from God and so close to the United States!”    attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who had participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz, & who served as “President” of Mexico from 1876 to 1911  (with a brief periods, 1876, & again 1880    1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ; Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth)  made possible by political repression,  graft & corruption,  & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized;
 §§)  Porfiana Peace...”    a period in Mexican history (1876—1911) marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule,  where a surface stability, modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution & Diaz slithered off to expile in Spain.

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Saturday, May 2, 2015

sat., 2 may, 2015: countdown to cinco de mayo: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!  §

§)  Poor Mexico! So far from God and so close to the United States!”    attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who had participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz, & who served as “President” of Mexico from 1876 to 1911  (with a brief periods, 1876, & again 1880 — 1884, when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth)  made possible by political repression,  graft & corruption,  & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.   After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized.

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Friday, May 1, 2015

fri., 1 may, 2015: may day! may day!: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travail, Famille, Patrie” §
GERMAN:   Ostalgia / Ostalgie   §§

RUSSIAN: Демократия   —   Dermokratiya  §§§

RUSSIAN:  “промочи флаг героином и я поссосу!” — “Promoči flag geroinom i ya possosu!” §§§§

   § )   “Work, Family, Fatherland”  —  Nat’l motto of the Vichy Regime, the fuck-puppet govt. of the Nazi occupation ;

§§ ) ++  )  “Nostalgia [for the former Communist Eastern Bloc & its safety net]” — [formerly Eastern] Germ. pun & neologism; Etym., Germ, Ost = East [as in Cold War Eastern Europe & Soviet Russia] + (die) Nostalgie = nostalgia

See also “Won’t Get Fooled Again” (Pete Townshend), fr. Who’s Next, MCA records... [“...Meet the New Boss...same as the Old Boss...” ]

See also < http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-07-13/art/ostalgia-new-museum-a-walk-around-the-bloc/ >  ;

 §§§ )   “Crapocracy” / “Shitocracy”  — the post-glastnost world that Yeltsin & Putin have presided over & bequeathed to the Russian peoples ;

§§§§ )   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissssssioner of Sewers  


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