Tuesday, May 31, 2016

tues., 31 may, 2016: turning gaijan, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE:   ヤンママ  / [やんまま, yanmama...  §

  §)  Lit., “Yank mom..  /  Yankee mom...  i.e.,  U.S. mother; American mom,  probably just a bit racist & xenophobic, Japanese don’t entirely accept outsiders,  & as such used as an insult when refering to biracial Japanese who indeed have Yank mamas.  Etym., English loan word, & abrrev. of  = Y ankee; loan word  =  mama

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Monday, May 30, 2016

& mon., 30, may, 2016: japanese & russian & spanish memorial day: give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE: もし旗をヘロに濡らしたら、俺はちゅうちゅう吸うだぜ。 — Moshi hata wo hero ni nurashitara, ore wa chū-chū sū da ze. ‡
RUSSIAN:  “промочи флаг героином и я поссосу!” — “Promoči flag geroinom i ya possosu!”
SPANISH: Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo. ‡

)   Soak the flag in heroin & I’ll suck on it!” attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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Sunday, May 29, 2016

& sun., 29 may, 2016: german & gaelic memorial day: give us This Day our Daily Curse


GERMAN:   “Tauch die Flagge im Heroin ein,  dann sauge ich sie an.” ‡
GAELIC, SCOTTISH:   Bog a' bhratach ann an heroin agus sùgidh mi oirre. ‡

)  Soak the flag in heroin & I’ll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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& sat., 28 may, 2016: finnish & french memorial day: give us This Day our Daily Curse


FINNISH: “Kasta lippu heroiinaiin, ja mä sitten imen sitä.” 
FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai… 

)   Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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Friday, May 27, 2016

fri., 27 may, 2016: bahasa indonesian memorial day: give us This Day our Daily Curse

BAHASA INDONESIAN:Rendam benderanya di heroin dan nanti saya jilat.” 

)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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thurs., 26 may, 2016: italian tech & it’s disconnects, i.: give us this Day our Daily Curse


ITALIAN:  Scopa tutti nel tuo fonino.   ‡‡‡

  ‡‡)   Fuck everyone on yr mobile.”  /   Fuck everyone on yr cell phone.”

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

wed., 25 may, 2016: turning gaijan, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE:  青目の人/ [あおめのひと  aome no hito... §

   §) Lit., “Blue eyes...”  /  “[That] blue-eyed person...”  /  “[That] blue-eyed [caucasian]  foreigner...”   NOTE:  This term is used whatever the fuck the color of the foreigner's  eyes.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

tues., 24 may, 2016: the dutch of human kindness, xxxvi.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


DUTCH:  Schijtluis...  

 ‡)  Lit.,  “Shite louse...  /  Shit louse...  =  i.e.,  chickenshite coward  / chickenshit coward

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Monday, May 23, 2016

mon., 23 may, 2016: japanese frenemy field guide, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


JAPANESE:  疫病神 / やくびょうがみ— Yakubyougami...   §

  §)  Yakubyougami...  Lit., “Pestilence God...” Note: A Yakubyougami is an odious pain in the arse & annoyance;  never a friend,  & never quite worth the energy of labeling as an enemy.  In short,  a frenemy.  When you see them coming,  cross the street when you can...   & when you can’t,  well,  put up w/ them for a few moments & then make any fucking excuse you possibly can,  smile,  shake hands,  smile,  & bow & tug yr forlock,  smile,  & excuse yourself,  smile,  & run,  fool,  run.

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Sunday, May 22, 2016

sun., 22 may, 2016: a mexican blessing: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:   Vaya con tu Evangelista coño dios... Pero vaya té...  §

§) Go with yr Evangelist cunt God... But go...”  /   Go with yr cunting Evangelist God... But go...”   

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Saturday, May 21, 2016

wed., 18 may, through sat., 21 may, 2016: german tech & it’s disconnects, i.: give us this Day our Daily Curse


GERMAN:  Fick Jeden en deiner Schnellwahl!   § 

§ )  Fuck everyone on yr speed dial!” 

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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

thurs., 12 may, 2016 thru tues., 17 may, 2016, norwegian field guide, iii: give us This Day our Daily Curse


NORWEGIAN: Bondeknøl  

 ‡)  Any hick hayseed redneck farmer (& as likely as not a drunkard, too)

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Wednesday, May 11, 2016

wed., 11 may, 2016: the dutch of human kindness, xxxv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse


DUTCH:   Houd je muil! 

  ‡)  Shut yr big fat [animal] mouth!” NOTE:  muil =  huge animal mouth       

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

tues., 10 may, 2016: gaelic scots tech & it’s disconnects, i.: give us this Day our Daily Curse


GAELIC, SCOTS:  Rac chun an diosg cruaidh nan donais! 

    ‡)    Go to the Devil’s hard drive!”  / “Go to the devil’s hard disk!” 

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mon., 9 may, 2016: a polish prayer: give us This Day our Daily Curse


POLISH:  Kurwa mac!   §

§)  Oh,  for fucks’ sake!”    Intensive.  Lit.,  Kurwa  =  Bitch  /  Whore  /  Slut 


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Sunday, May 8, 2016

sun., 8 may, 2016: a very post-catholic declaration of faith, ii., spanish & italian style: give us This Day our Daily Curse


ITALIAN:   Sempre ateo grazia a Dio.   §
SPANISH:  ¡Gracias a Dios que soy ateo!   §

 §) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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sat., 7 may, 2016: a very post-catholic declaration of faith, i., spanish style: give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:  ¡Gracias a Dios que soy ateo!   §

 § ) “Thank God I’m an atheist!” — attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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fri., 6 may, 2016: french tech & it’s disconnects, ii.: give us this Day our Daily Curse


FRENCH:  T’est qu’une sale conasse qui se met du portable dans le cul!  ‡‡‡

  ‡‡)   You’re a crazy bitch who shoves portables up her arse.”  /    You’re a crazy bitch who shoves mobile [cellphones up her arse .”

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Thursday, May 5, 2016

thurs. 5 may, 2016: ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es cinco de mayo! : give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:    “¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!”  
SPANISH:   “Pax Porfiana”  ‡‡
SPANISH:   “Pan o palo”  ‡‡‡
SPANISH:   Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo.  ‡‡‡‡

      ‡)  “Poor Mexico! So far from God and so close to the United States!”   attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who’d participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz,  & who served as “President” of Mexico fr. 1876 to 1911  (with brief periods, 1876, & again 1880 — 1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth) made possible by political repression, graft & corruption, & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized;
     ‡‡)  Porfiana Peace” — period  in Mexican history (1876—1911) marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule,  where a surface stability, modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution, & Diaz slithered off to expile in Spain  ;
  ‡‡‡)  Bread or the stick    Porfirio Diaz’ strategy of offering problematic politicians or generals two options:  cushy & obscenely-salaried sinecures,  or a blindfold & a last cigarette & a firing squad.  (Diaz is said to have commented that a dog with a bone would neither bite or bark.) ;
‡‡‡‡)  Immerse the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”   /   Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”    attrib.  to a famous former Commisssioner of Sewers   

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Wednesday, May 4, 2016

wed, 4 may 2016: ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es cinco de mayo! : give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH: “¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!”  
SPANISH: “Pax Porfiana” ‡‡
SPANISH: “Pan o palo” ‡‡‡

   ‡)  “Poor Mexico! So far from God and so close to the United States!”   attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who’d participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz,  & who served as “President” of Mexico fr. 1876 to 1911  (with brief periods, 1876, & again 1880 — 1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth) made possible by political repression, graft & corruption, & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized;
    ‡‡)  Porfiana Peace” — a per.  in Mexican history (1876—1911) marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule,  where a surface stability, modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution, & Diaz slithered off to expile in Spain  ;
 ‡‡‡)  Bread or the stick    Porfirio Diaz’ strategy of offering problematic politicians or generals two options:  cushy & obscenely-salaried sinecures,  or a blindfold & a last cigarette & a firing squad.  (Diaz is said to have commented that a dog with a bone would neither bite or bark.)

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tues., 3 may, 2016: ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es cinco de mayo! : give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH: “¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!”  
SPANISH: “Pax Porfiana” ‡‡

       ‡ )  “Poor Mexico! So far from God and so close to the United States!”   attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who’d participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz,  & who served as “President” of Mexico fr. 1876 to 1911  (with brief periods, 1876, & again 1880 — 1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth) made possible by political repression, graft & corruption, & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized;
      ‡‡ )  Porfiana Peace” — a per.  in Mexican history (1876—1911) marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule,  where a surface stability, modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution, & Diaz slithered off to expile in Spain 

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mon., 2 may, 2016: ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es cinco de mayo! : give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH: “¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!”  

       ‡ )  “Poor Mexico! So far from God and so close to the United States!”   attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who’d participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz,  & who served as “President” of Mexico fr. 1876 to 1911  (with brief periods, 1876, & again 1880 — 1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth) made possible by political repression, graft & corruption, & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized  

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Sunday, May 1, 2016

& sun., 1 may, 2016: may day! may day!: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travail, Famille, Patrie” §
FRENCH: “Révolution c’est l’ opium des intellectuelles...” §§
GERMAN:   Ostalgia / Ostalgie   §§§
RUSSIAN: Демократия      Dermokratiya  §§§§
RUSSIAN:  “промочи флаг героином и я поссосу!” — “Promoči flag geroinom i ya possosu!” §§§§§
SPANISH:  “La unica iglesia que ilumina es la que arde.”  §§§§§§

§) “Work,  Family,  Fatherland”    Nat’l motto of the Vichy Regime, the fuck-puppet govt. of the Nazi occupation ;
§§)  Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals...    Popular Post-May ’68 Situationist graffito that sprayed its way across European & US campuses, found its way into Lindsay Anderson’s O LUCKY MAN!  ;
§§§) “Nostalgia  [for former Communist Eastern Bloc & its safety net]” — [formerly Eastern] Germ. pun & neologism; Etym., Germ, Ost = East [as in Cold War Eastern Europe & Soviet Russia] + (die) Nostalgie = nostalgia ; See also “Won’t Get Fooled Again” (Pete Townshend), fr. Who’s Next,  MCA records... [“...Meet the New Boss...same as the Old Boss...” ] ; See also < http://www.villagevoice.com/2011-07-13/art/ostalgia-new-museum-a-walk-around-the-bloc/ >  ;
 §§§§)  “Crapocracy” / “Shitocracy”  the post-glastnost world Yeltsin & Putin presided over & bequeathed to the Russian peoples ;
§§§§§)  “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  
§§§§§§)  “The only church that illuminates is a burning church.”    attributed to Piotr Kropotkin, but quoted by Durruti during the Spanish Civil War.  

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fri, 29 apr., 2016: may day! may day!: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travail, Famille, Patrie” §
FRENCH: “Révolution c’est l’ opium des intellectuelles...” §§

§) “Work,  Family,  Fatherland”    Nat’l motto of the Vichy Regime, the fuck-puppet govt. of the Nazi occupation ;
§§)  Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals...    Popular Post-May ’68 Situationist graffito that sprayed its way across European & US campuses, found its way into Lindsay Anderson’s O LUCKY MAN!   

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