thurs., 31 jan., 2013: a toast to the new russian space program: give us This Day our Daily Curse

RUSSIAN: Алконавт — alkonavt ‡

  ‡  ) “Alconaut” = a portmonteau of “alcohol” & “Cosmonaut”

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wed., 30 jan., 2013: on the varieties of russian royalty, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

  

RUSSIAN: армянская королева — armjanskaja koroljeva    ‡

  ‡  )  Lit., “Armenian Queen”  =  homophobic & xenophobic term for a passive/bottom queer or faggot (two insults for the price of one) ; someone who was raped by Armenians  (Armenians considered by Russians to be a bunch sheepshagging sheepshaggers, faggoty sheepshaggers, &/or sheepshagging faggots)

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tues., 29 jan., 2013, notes on french literature, vi., give us This Day our Daily Curse

     

FRENCH:  Qu’est ce qui fait que les gens qui lisent Michel Foucault se comportent toujours comme Michel Foucault?  ‡‡

‡‡ )  “Why is it that people who read Michel Foucault act like Michel Foucault?” —  (Fr. transl. courtesy of J.H.) 

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mon., 28 jan., 2013, notes on french literature, v., give us This Day our Daily Curse

      

FRENCH: Qu'est ce qui fait que les gens qui lisent Michel Foucault ressemblent toujours à Michel Foucault? ‡

‡ )  “Why is it that people who read Michel Foucault look like Michel Foucault?” —  (Fr. transl. courtesy of J.H.) 

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& sun 27 jan., 2013, a maltese blasphomet, give us This Day our Daily Curse

   

MALTESE:   Qisek dik ilsbjana il madonna. ‡‡  

  ‡‡ )   “You’re like that lesbo-dyke Virgin Mary.”

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sat., 26 jan., 2013: a maltese blasphomet, give us This Day our Daily Curse

        

MALTESE:   Qisek dik ilsbjana il madonna. ‡  

  ‡ )   “You’re like that lesbo-dyke Virgin Mary.”

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fri., 25 jan., 2013: god bless the basque child: give us This Day our Daily Curse

   

BASQUE:  Sasiko! §§ 

  §§ )  “Bastard!” 

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thurs., 24 jan., 2013, notes on french pop music, iii., give us This Day our Daily Curse

    

FRENCH:  C’est le nouvel album de Daft Punk ou encore un pet du chat de ta grand-mère ?   ‡

‡ )  “Is that the new Daft album or is yr grandmother’s cat farting again?” —  (Fr. transl. courtesy of J.H.) 

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wed., 23 jan., 2013, notes on french literature, iv., give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  Qu’est ce qui fait que les gens qui lisent Michel Houellebecq se comportent toujours comme Michel Houellebecq?  ‡‡‡

‡‡‡ )  “Why is it that people who read Michel Houellebecq act like Michel Houellebecq?” —  (Fr. transl. courtesy of J.H.) 

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tues., 22 jan., 2013, notes on french literature, iii., give us This Day our Daily Curse

 

FRENCH: Qu'est ce qui fait que les gens qui lisent Michel Houellebecq ressemblent toujours à Michel Houellebecq? ‡‡

‡‡ )  “Why is it that people who read Michel Houellebecq look like Michel Houellebecq?” —  (Fr. transl. courtesy of J.H.) 

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mon., 21 jan., 2013: a russian howdy-doody: give us This Day our Daily Curse

      

RUSSIAN:   Алё, гараж…! — Alë, garáž...!    ‡

  ‡  ) “Hail, comrade...!” / “Hail, Citizen...!” / “Greetings, comrade...!” / “Greetings, Citizen...!” = ironic Russian post-Soviet salutation ...

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& sun., 20 jan., 2013: a catalan blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

   
 CATALAN:   El cony de deu!   §

     § )  “God’s cunt!”

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sat., 19 jan., 2013: a catalan blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

     

CATALAN:   El cony de deu!   §

     § )  “God’s cunt!”

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fri., 18 jan., 2013, notes on japanese literature, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

     

JAPANESE: 文学生命は最初に切腹せずには残念ですよ。 —  Bungaku semei wa saisho ni seppuku sezu ni wa zannen desu yo.  ‡‡

‡‡ )  [On Yukio Mishima…] “Too bad he didn’t start his career with seppuku?”

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thurs., 17 jan., 2013: estonian p.c.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 

ESTONIAN: Lits ‡

 

   ‡  )  Bitch

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wed., 16 jan., 2013, god bless the russian village idiot child: give us This Day our Daily Curse

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RUSSIAN:   Говнйук...  —  Govnjuk...  /  Govnyuk... §§ 

  §§ ) “Bastard...”  /  “Bastard!”  /  “Bastard shite-head...”  /  “Bastard shit-head...”  /  “Bastard shite-head!” /  (Lit., “Shite-head!” / “Shit-head...” — & in fact, V.I. Lenin’s favorite epithet... )

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tues., 15 jan., 2013, an uzbek pillar of the community, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

UZBEK:    Итвачча!   —  Itvačča!    ‡‡

   ‡‡ )    Son of a bitch!” / “Son of a bitch”

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mon., 14 jan., 2013, italian counseling, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ITALIAN:  Non sei niente che una testa di cazzo! §§ 

  §§ )   “You’re nothing more than a dick-head!”  /  “You’re nothing more than a dumb prick!”

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sun., 13 jan., 2013, a macedonian blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

MACEDONIAN:  Да ти ебам бозество!  —   Da ti ebam bozestvo!    ‡‡

   ‡‡ )  “Fuck yr God!”

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sat., 12 jan., 2013, a macedonian blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

MACEDONIAN:  Да ти ебам бозество!  —   Da ti ebam bozestvo!    ‡‡

   ‡‡ )  “Fuck yr God!”

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fri., 11 jan.., 2013, a kenyan pillar of the community, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SWAHILI:   Yehe ni mshenzi... Nakala tatu.   § 

  § )    “He’s a bastard... In triplicate.”

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thurs., 10 jan., 2013, a filipino pillar of the community, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 

TAGALOG:   Nampútsa! ++

   ++ )    Son of a bitch!” / “Son of a bitch”

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wed., 9 jan., 2013, a swedish optimist, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

 SWEDISH:  Jävla idiot!  +

   + ) “Fucking idiot!”  /  “Fucking idiot bastard!”

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tues., 8 jan., 2013, a member of the turkish state dept., i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

TURKISH: Bad asl kuni.   ‡

  ‡) Evil back-stabbing faggoty queen.

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mon., 7 jan., 2013, welsh playground etiquette, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

WELSH:  Ffwcio dy Barbi-doli i fyny’r pen ol.  ‡‡

‡‡)   “Fuck your Barbi-doll up the arse.” / “Fuck your Barbi-doll up the ass.”

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sun., 6 jan., 2013: towards a latin american blasphomet: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH:  ¡Verga de Virgen!  §

§ )    “The Virgin’s cock!”  /  “The Virgin’s dick!”    [NOTE: Esp. offensive in Mex., even with its anticlerical history & traditions, but a bit less so in Central & Latin America, due to the Cult of the Virgin / Virgin of Guadalupe; still, you might get yr lights punched out anywhere in Latin America, saying this]

 

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sat., 5 jan., 2013, the 12th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 12 vituttavaa kortsua, 11 toisiaan poskeen ottavaa säkkipillinsoittajaa, 10 sutenöörinä toimivaa valtiasta, 9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä, 8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 12^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 12 cunting condoms, 11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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fri., 4 jan., 2013, the 11th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 11 toisiaan poskeen ottavaa säkkipillinsoittajaa, 10 sutenöörinä toimivaa valtiasta, 9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä, 8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 11^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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thurs., 3 jan., 2013, the 10th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 10 sutenöörinä toimivaa valtiasta, 9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä, 8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

 

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 10^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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wed., 2 jan., 2013, the 9th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 9 tankotanssivaa tyttöä, 8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 9^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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tues., 1 jan., 2013, the 8th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 8 runkaavaa piikaa, 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 8^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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