thurs., 28 july, fr., 29 july, & sat., 30 july, 2016: japanese table manners, or turning japanese, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

JAPANESE: あいつはカップ・ラーメンでせんずりやるだって。— Aitsu wa kappu ramen de senzuri yaru datte.  ‡

‡) “That dude wanks with a cup of ramen noodles.”  /   “That dude would fuck a cup of ramen noodles.”

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tues., 26 july, & wed., 27 july, 2016: a brazilian caravanserai?: give us This Day our Daily Curse

PORTUGUESE, BRAZILIAN: Sua mãe ladra, mas a caravana passa...  ‡

‡‡)  “Yr  mother may bark, but the caravan moves on...”  [var. on globally-popular  Arab. prov., sd. to be esp. popular in Braz.]  

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mon., 25 july, 2016: latvian field guide, iv: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATVIAN:  Pīzda...   ‡‡

‡‡)  “Pussy...”   /  “Cunt...”      NOTE:  This is demotic,  & deemed vulgar,  & people may be offended or fucking pissed off should you direct this at them.

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& sun., 24 july, 2016: hungarian declaration of piety & faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

HUNGARIAN:  “Köszönöm Istenem, hogy ateista vagyok...”  § 

§)  “Thank God I’m an atheist!”  —  attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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sat., 23 july, 2016: an albanian declaration of piety & faith: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ALBANIAN:  “Falë Zotit, unë jam ateist...”  §

§) “Thank God I’m an atheist!”  —  attributed to Spanish surrealist & filmmaker Luis Buñuel 

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wed., 20 july, thurs., 21 july, & fr., 22 july, 2016, swahili words of prophets are written on lavaloo walls: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SWAHILI: Nenda kutomba... Nakata tatu.  ‡   

SWAHILI: Asiyeweza kunya portini hana uhuru dunaiani...  ‡‡    

     ‡)   “[Go] Fuck Yourself... In triplicate.”  —  Swahili enconium, found at times on lavaloo walls ;

  ‡‡)   “He who cannot shit in the woods have no freedom on earth...”  /  “Those who can’t shit in the veldt have no earthly freedom.”   —   Swahili proverb   [& per J. B. Rubin,  in 12^th. St. no. 3,  a sign on a Kenyan lavaloo wall...]

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tues., 19 july, 2016: brazilian navy reporting for duty, sir, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

PORTUGUESE, BRAZILIAN:  O seu olho do cú é tão imenso que até um porta-aviõs cabe lá dentro...  ‡

‡)  “Yr arsehole’s so immense an aircraft carrier would fit right in...”   /   “Yr asshole’s so immense an aircraft carrier would fit right in...”   /   “Yr arse is so immense an aircraft carrier would fit right in...”   /   “Yr ass is so immense an aircraft carrier would fit right in...” 

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sun., 17, july, & mon., 18 july, 2016: basque truth to power: give us This Day our Daily Curse

BASQUE:   Kakazaharra...! ‡‡

‡‡ )  “Bullshit...!”

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sat., 16 july, 2016: estonian honorifics, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ESTONIAN:   Tilli...  ‡

 

  ‡)  prick  /  dick  /  cock;  may also be used to describe a person,  as in  “You prick...”  /  “You dick...”  =   i.e.,  & e.g.  =  “[You] bastard...”  /  “[You] arsehole...”

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fri., 15 july, 2016: estonian honorifics, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

ESTONIAN:   Till...   ‡

 

  ‡)  prick  /  dick  /  cock;  may also be used to describe a person,  as in   “You prick...”  /  “You dick...”  =   i.e.,  & e.g.  =   “[You] bastard...”  /  “[You] arsehole...”

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& thurs., 14 july, 2016: it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s bastille day: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité”  §

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travail, Famille, Patrie”  §§

FRENCH: “Après moi le déluge...”   §§§

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travaux forcés à perpetuité”  §§§§

FRENCH: “Révolution c’est l’ opium des intellectuelles...”  §§§§§

§)   “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”  —  French Nat’l motto, dating fr. the French Revolution ;  

§§)   “Work, Family, Fatherland”  —  Nat’l motto of the Vichy Regime, the fuck-puppet govt. of the Nazi occupation ;

§§§)   “After me, the deluge...”  —  King Louis XV ;

  §§§§)   “Forced labor in perpetuity”  —  i.e. & e.g., “life sentence without parole,” fr. the French penal code ;

§§§§§)   “Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals...”  —  Popular Post-May ’68 Situationist graffito that sprayed its way across European & US campuses, found its way into Lindsay Anderson’s O LUCKY MAN!

 

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& wed., 13 july, 2016: (back by popular demand): countdown 2 bastille day, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité”  §

FRENCH: “T. F. P. / Travail, Famille, Patrie”  §§

FRENCH: “Après moi le déluge...”   §§§

§)   “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”  —  French Nat’l motto, dating fr. the French Revolution ;  

§§)   “Work, Family, Fatherland”  —  Nat’l motto of the Vichy Regime, the fuck-puppet govt. of the Nazi occupation ;

§§§)   “After me, the deluge...”  —  King Louis XV

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& tues., 12 july, 2016: (back by popular demand): countdown 2 bastille day, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité”  §

FRENCH:  “T. F. P. / Travail, Famille, Patrie”  §§

§)   “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”  —  French Nat’l motto, dating fr. the French Revolution ;  

§§)   “Work, Family, Fatherland”  —  Nat’l motto of the Vichy Regime, the fuck-puppet govt. of the Nazi occupation

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mon., 11 july, 2016: (back by popular demand): countdown to bastille day blasphomets: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH: “Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité” §

§)   “Liberty, Equality, Fraternity”  —  French Nat’l motto, dating fr. the French Revolution

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& sun. 10 july, 2016: french cuisine du amour, iii: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  Brouter le cresso...   ‡

FRENCH:  Léche mon clito...   ‡‡

FRENCH:  Avaler la fumée...   ‡‡‡

‡)  “Grazing at the watercress...”   /  “Nibbling at the watercress...”   i.e., & e.g., dining on pussy, munching the carpet, looking for the little girl in the boat, ...the cunning linguists’ approaching the gates of heaven, the staircase to the heart, by any other name... [NOTE:  this is occasioned by a Funny Or Die tribute to Canada’s new PM, Trudeau.] ;

‡‡)  “Lick my clit...”   ;

‡‡‡)  “Swallow cigar smoke...”   i.e., & e.g.,  suck on a cock/dick/prick

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& sun. 10 july, 2016: french cuisine du amour, ii: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  Brouter le cresso...   ‡

FRENCH:  Léche mon clito...   ‡‡

                 

‡)  “Grazing at the watercress...”   /  “Nibbling at the watercress...”   i.e., & e.g., dining on pussy, munching the carpet, looking for the little girl in the boat, ...the cunning linguists’ approaching the gates of heaven, the staircase to the heart, by any other name... [NOTE:  this is occasioned by a Funny Or Die tribute to Canada’s new PM, Trudeau, & also in curse + berate in 69+ languages.] ;

‡‡)  “Lick my clit...”     

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sat, 9 july, 2016: french cuisine du amour, i: Give us This Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  Brouter le cresso...   ‡ 

‡)  “Grazing at the watercress...”   /  “Nibbling at the watercress...”   i.e., & e.g., dining on pussy, munching the carpet, looking for the little girl in the boat, ...the cunning linguists’ approaching the gates of heaven, the staircase to the heart, by any other name...  [NOTE:  this is occasioned by a Funny Or Die tribute to Canada’s new PM, Trudeau.]

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fri., 8 july, 2016: more polish polish: give us This Day our Daily Curse

POLISH:  Spierdalaj, dupek!   §

§)  “Fuck the fuck off,  arsehole!”  /  “Fuck the fuck off,  asshole!”

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thurs., 7 july, 2016: japanese baseball teams, ii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

JAPANESE:    レズッけ...  /  [れずっけ... — rezukke...   §§

 §§)  “[She’s got] lesbian tendencies...”  Etym., Eng. loan word = Lesbian.  NOTE: Japanese don’t care that much, usually, as long as gay or lesbian family members get married (to another Japanese person) & have one or two children; & when fucking around during whatever spare time can be had, not to make headlines or create gossip & not to get any STDs... Esp. HIV. In which case the person in question is shipped off to a Hawaiian hospice...

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wed., 6 july, 2016: serbian tech & it’s disconnects, i.: give us this Day our Daily Curse

SERB: Син ти је роб домине на Интернету. —  Sin ti je rob domine na Internetu. §

        §)   “Yr son is a dominatrix’ internet slave.”

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tues., 5 july, 2016: latvian field guide, iii: give us This Day our Daily Curse

LATVIAN:  Peža...   ‡‡

‡‡)  “Pussy...”   /  “Cunt...”   NOTE:  This is demotic,  & deemed vulgar,  & some may be offended or fucking pissed off should you direct this at them.

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mon., 4 july, 2016: it’s it’s it’s it’s let’s-blow-some shite-up day: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: “Kasta lippu heroiinaiin, ja mä sitten imen sitä.”  ‡

FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai…  ‡

GERMAN:   “Tauch die Flagge im Heroin ein,  dann sauge ich sie an.” ‡

GAELIC, SCOTTISH: Bog a' bhratach ann an heroin agus sùgidh mi oirre. ‡

JAPANESE: もし旗をヘロに濡らしたら、俺はちゅうちゅう吸うだぜ。 — Moshi hata wo hero ni nurashitara, ore wa chū-chū sū da ze. ‡

RUSSIAN:  “промочи флаг героином и я поссосу!” — “Promoči flag geroinom i ya possosu!” ‡

SPANISH: Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo. ‡

 ‡)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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sun., 3 july, 2016: it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s almost let’s-blow-some shite-up day: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH: “Kasta lippu heroiinaiin, ja mä sitten imen sitä.”   ‡

FRENCH:  Trempe le drapeau dans de l'héroïne et je m'en accomoderai…   ‡

GERMAN:   “Tauch die Flagge im Heroin ein,  dann sauge ich sie an.”  ‡

GAELIC, SCOTTISH: Bog a' bhratach ann an heroin agus sùgidh mi oirre.  ‡

                  

‡)   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it!” — attrib. to a famous former Commissioner of Sewers  

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fri., 1 july, & sat., 2 july, 2016, & sun., 3 july, 2016: a fond e.u. adieu to england: give us this Day our Daily Curse

FRENCH:  Bon débarras. §

§)  “Good riddance...” A very popular European Twitter post-Brexit adieu

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