mon., 31 dec., 2012, the 7th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡

 ‡‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 7^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 12 cunting condoms, 11 pipers blowing pipers, 10 lords a pimping, 9 girls pole-dancing, 8 maids a-wanking, 7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

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sun., 30 dec., 2012, the 6th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 6^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271

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sat., 29 dec., 2012, the 5th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡‡ )  On the 5^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271

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fri., 28 dec., 2012, the 4th. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡ )  On the 4^th. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271

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thurs., 27 dec., 2012, the 3rd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡‡

‡‡‡ )  On the 3^rd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271

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wed., 26 dec., 2012, the 2nd. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: 2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡‡

 ‡‡ )  On the 2^nd. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 2 doves a-fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271

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tues., 25 dec., 2012, the 1st. day of xmas: give us This Day our Daily Curse

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. ‡

 ‡ )  On the 1^st. day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree... ( — molto thank-ye's to a.m. for the stake-paining xlation...)

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://softskull.com/?p=271

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