Thursday, May 5, 2016

thurs. 5 may, 2016: ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es!, ¡es cinco de mayo! : give us This Day our Daily Curse


SPANISH:    “¡Pobre Mexico! ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!”  
SPANISH:   “Pax Porfiana”  ‡‡
SPANISH:   “Pan o palo”  ‡‡‡
SPANISH:   Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo.  ‡‡‡‡

      ‡)  “Poor Mexico! So far from God and so close to the United States!”   attrib. to Porfirio Diaz,  who’d participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz,  & who served as “President” of Mexico fr. 1876 to 1911  (with brief periods, 1876, & again 1880 — 1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth) made possible by political repression, graft & corruption, & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized;
     ‡‡)  Porfiana Peace” — period  in Mexican history (1876—1911) marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule,  where a surface stability, modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-bizz concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution, & Diaz slithered off to expile in Spain  ;
  ‡‡‡)  Bread or the stick    Porfirio Diaz’ strategy of offering problematic politicians or generals two options:  cushy & obscenely-salaried sinecures,  or a blindfold & a last cigarette & a firing squad.  (Diaz is said to have commented that a dog with a bone would neither bite or bark.) ;
‡‡‡‡)  Immerse the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”   /   Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”    attrib.  to a famous former Commisssioner of Sewers   

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