mon., 10 july, 2017: a german koan, i.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

GERMAN: „Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Autoschlange und einer echten Schlange?“ — „Bei der Autoschlange ist das Arschloch immer vorne.“  ‡

‡)   “What’s the difference between a long line of cars and a real snake?” —  “With a long line of cars, the arse-hole is at the front.”
[NOTE:  Autoschlange,  =  auto-snake, schlange/snake also being a regional slang for dick or prick or cock, but not in this case]

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