sun., 31 oct., 2010, sunday's child has a sickie....

CATALAN:  Plogués tant que l'aigua arribés al cel i el pei-xos piquissen els collons de Sant Pere, pensant-se que són molles de pa.  +
SLOVENIAN:  Marijii na Jesus!   ++

  + )  I wish it rained so much that the waters flooded heaven & the fish bit. St. Peter's balls / bollocks, thinking that they're bread crumbs.
++ )  Holy Virgin Mary on Jesus!
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

sat., oct. 30, 2010, idiots' quartet

DANISH:  jubleidiot  *
INDONESIAN:  tollo  ++
KAZAKH:  акмак  — akmak  ++
SPANISH:  pendejo  (m.)   /  pendeja  (f.)   +++

    * )    happy idiot
  ++ )   idiot
+++ )   dumb-ass / dumb-arse, dork, doofus, dweeb — Std. Spanish;
stupid sub-moronic shit-for-brains / shite-for-brains asshole /arsehole (or worse, depending on whether any pets or livestock are rectally bleeding) — Mexican dial.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1 

fri., 29 oct., 2010 — friday's child is fulla shite

ARMENIAN:  Shun kak utes. *
BASQUE: Kakazaharra!  **
ΒULGARIAN:  Гдъпости! — Gluposti!  **
CANTONESE:  Sí tàuh!  ***
GREEK Γιοματος σκατά — Giomatos skatá!  **
SWAHILI:  Matako yakona nuka kama mavi!  ++++
THAI:  Farang kèenók +++++
YIDDISH:  Kuck ind faal.  ++++++
ZULU:  inganckwane  +++++++

           * )  Eat dog shit.
         ** )  Bullshit! / bullshit
       *** )  Shit-head! / Shite-head!
      ++++ )  You reek of shit! / You reek of shite!
    +++++ )  bird-shit foreigner / bird-shite foreigner
  ++++++ ) (Go) shit and fall on it.
+++++++ )  cock & bull tale, bullshit, bollocks

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

fri., 29 oct., 2010 — apology for not reposting 2 pces from other day after editing them

fri., oct 29, 2010

in classic clusterfuck i edited a couple of previous posts & forgot to repost 'em.  they're back for yr delectation.


will have some fresh daily curses anon...

thurs., 28 oct. 2010, a prayer for mejico

SPANISH:  Pobre Mexico. Tan lejos desde Dios y tan cerca de Estados Unidos.  +

+ )   Pity poor Mexico. So far from God & so close to the United States.  (Mexican proverb—attributed to the Gandhi of Mexico, Porfirio Diaz, who surely left a sweet smell...) 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

wed., 27 oct., 2010, wednesday's child is full of piss & vinegar....

DUTCH:   Mierenneuker.  +
FINNISH:  Vittu ku tää vitun koulu on niin vitun perseestä....  ++
TAGALOG:  kanttero ng tsunggo   +++
UZBEK:   Онайне скаий —  Onayne skaiy...  ++++

      + )   Ant-fucker.
    ++ )   Oh fuck, this fucking / cunting school is so from the fucking / cunting arse / ass... (or, alternately: Oh fuck, this fucking / cunting school is so fucking / cunting fucked up...)
  +++ )   Monkey-fucker.
++++ )   Go fuck yr mother.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

tues., 26 oct., 2010, fuck yr brand & the logo it rode into town on

CROATIAN:  Jebo ti Tarzan baba!   + 
GAELIC, IRISH:  Tá sé mar Séamus Ó hÉanaí tar amach ó mo thóin.   ++ 
ICELANDIC:  Ríddu þér me∂ Mr. Pink kallinum.  +++  
ITALIAN:  Se questo e’ il nuovo libro di Umberto Eco, aspettero’ il film e saltero’ anche quello. ++++ 
SERB:  Џебо ти Тарзан баба —  Jebo ti Tarzan baba!     +

         + )  Tarzan fucked yr grandmother!
      ++ )   It’s like Séamus Heaney emerging from my ass/arse.
    +++ )   Fuck yourself with a Mr. Pink action figure.
  ++++ )   If that’s the latest Umberto Eco book I’ll wait for the movie & skip that too.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

mon., 25 oct., 2010, i don't like mondays...

FINNISH:  Pissaliisa  +
FRENCH:  courir le dragon / chasser le dragon ++   
HEBREW:  dafuk  +++
HEBREW:  mastul  ++++
NAHUATL:  tecochtlazalli  +++

      + )   Piss-Alices — drunken teeny-bopper sluts who piss themselves
    ++ )   Chase the dragon / chasing the dragon = opiate high
  +++ )   Fucked up, stoned
++++ )   Stoner
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

sun., 24 oct., 2010, sabbath bloody sabbath

FARSI:   Madar mollah!   +
FRENCH:  J'encule le pape nazi!   ++
SPANISH:  ¡Gracias a Dios que soy ateo!    +++
VIETNAMESE:  Vô lê!    ++++

     + )   Yr mother's a mullah!
   ++ )   Fuck the Nazi pope!
 +++ )  Thank God I'm an atheist!— Old Spanish & Mexican proverb, often attributed to Luis Buñuel.
++++)  God damn!
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

sat., 23 oct., 2010 — love & kisses

AFRIKAANS: Siug aan my aambeie en wag...  +
ARABIC: Buz tezi. ++
BOSNIAN: Polijubime u tamnicu!  +++
GAELIC, IRISH:  Póg mo thóin.  +
GAELIC, SCOTS:  Pòg mo thòin.  +
MALTESE:  Busli sormi ala francisa.  ++++
TELEGU: Naa gudda naaku.  +
TURKISH: Götumu yala.  +++++
WELSH: Sychu fy penol fi.  +++++

        + )   Suck on my hemorrhoids & wait...
      ++ )   Kiss my ass/arse.
    +++ )   Kiss my caboose.
  ++++ )   French kiss my ass/arse.
+++++ )   Lick my ass/arse.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1 

fri., 22 oct., 2010, hide yr children, hide yr livestock, hide yr pets

ITALIAN:  stronzo (m)  /  stronza (f)   +


+ ) male — shit-brain, balls-for-brains; also rotten bastard & sex-fiend (i.e., hide yr children, hide yr livestock, hide yr pets) ; female — shit-brain, cunt-for-brains, also rotten nympho whore bitch
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

thurs., 21 oct., 2010, ticky dickys & tickly clits & phonefuckery

AFRIKAANS:  Jou dipsticktrekker.  *
FARSI:  bachchaboz  **
FRENCH:  Je l'encule ton portable   +++
NORWEGIAN:  onanere  ++++
PORTUGUESE:  ...Meu pau de lent de contato.   +++++

         * )   You dipstick puller.
       ** )   Collector patron of dancing toy-boys. / patron of dancing toy-boys.
    +++ )   Fuck yr portable / mobile / cell-phone.
  ++++ )   clit-wank
+++++ )   My dick wears a contact lens. / cock wears a contact lens.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1  

wed., 20 october 2010, queens for a day

AFRIKAANS:  Leonora  *
FRENCH:  Marcher à voiles et à vapeur...  **
FRENCH (VERLAN DIALECT):  Ce mec est chelou.  ***
HINDI / URDU: Tere bahin ki shalwār main thōk phainkun.  +++
SPANISH:  papayona  ++++
TAGALOG:  kómiks  +++++
YIDDISH:  Kuch in toches/tuches arein.  ++++++

           *)  gay liar / deceitful gay
        ** )  navigating by sail & steam... (i.e., bi-, AC/DC)
      *** )  That dude's louche. / That dude's rough trade. — Verlan, French-Arab. street argot
       +++)  I spit in yr sister's bluejeans.
     ++++)   Big fat lazy-arse/lazy-ass cunt. — Cuban dial.
   +++++)  tattooed all over, like a walking comic book.
++++++)  Kiss my arse/ass.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

bonus posting (making up for lost time)

[we have relocated from another blog site & changed our name, too, due to issues with formatting & fonts— ED.]

CROATIAN:  Mama ti se jebe sa Srbima na Internetu. *

GERMAN:  Deine Grossmutter leckt Hitlers Ei! **

FRENCH:  Situationiste de merde! / Connard de situationist.  ++


PORTUGUESE:  Micro-onda  +++


 *  )  Yr mother has internet sex with Serbs.

** )  Yr grandmother licked Hitler's ball.

++)  Situationist bullshit! (Situationist bullshitter!) / Situationist wanker!

+++) "Microwave" = necklacing variant, substituting petrol-filled tin barrel for petrol-soaked rubber tire; victim's placed in tin barrel & set on fire; method used in Rio's favelas by drug dealers & by vigilantes, sometimes against real journalists [as opposed to U.S. p.r. flacks & fuck-puppet propagandists].
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

Two Today

AFRIKAANS:  Jou misraam-kindje *

TURKISH:  Bad asl kuni.**

(We can’t count for shite…)

WELSH:  Ffwcio dy Barbi-doli i fyny’r pen ol. ***

    *)  You abortion baby!
  **)  Evil back-stabbing faggoty queen.
***)  Fuck your Barbi-doll up the ass/arse.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1