Monday, September 16, 2013

mon., 16 sept., 2013: & it’s almost mexican independence day, iii.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

                                                                                    
SPANISH:  “¡Pobre Mexico!  ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!”  
SPANISH:  “Pax Porfiana” ‡‡
SPANISH:  “Pan o palo” ‡‡‡
SPANISH:  Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo. ‡‡‡‡

       ‡ ) “Poor Mexico! So far from God and so close to the United States!”   attrib. to Porfirio Diaz, who had participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz, & who served as President of Mexico from 1876 to 1911  (with a brief periods, 1876, & again 1880 — 1884, when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability (modernization & economic growth) made possible by political repression, graft & corruption, & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-business concerns. In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to expile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized ; 
      ‡‡ )  Porfiana Peace” — a period in Mexican history (1876—1911) marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule, where a surface stability, modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations, esp. mining & agri-business concerns. In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution & Diaz slithered off to expile in Spain  ;
    ‡‡‡ )  Bread or the stick    Porfirio Diaz’ strategy of offering problematic politicians or generals two options:  cushy & obscenely-salaried sinecures,  or a blindfold & a last cigarette & a firing squad.  (Diaz is said to have commented that a dog with a bone would neither bite or bark.) ;
   ‡‡‡‡ )  Immerse the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”   /   “Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”    attrib. to a famous former Commisssioner of Sewers 

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