Monday, May 5, 2014

mon., 5 may, 2014: chingo de mayo, iv.: give us This Day our Daily Curse

SPANISH: “¡Pobre Mexico!  ¡Tan lejos de Dios y tan cerca de los Estados Unidos!”  
SPANISH: “Pax Porfiana” ‡‡
SPANISH: “Pan o palo” ‡‡‡
SPANISH: Remoja la bandera con heroina y yo lo chupo. ‡‡‡‡

       ‡ )  Poor Mexico!  So far from God and so close to the United States!”   attrib. to Porfirio Diaz, who had participated in the routing of the French at Veracruz,  & who served as “President” of Mexico from 1876 to 1911  (with brief periods, 1876, & again 1880    1884,  when fuck-puppets Juan Méndez & Manuel González respectively served as interim presidents) ;  Diaz’s presidency was marked by a surface stability  (modernization & economic growth)  made possible by political repression,  graft & corruption, & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 Diaz was kicked out on his arse during the Mexican Revolution;  he slithered off to exile in Spain.  After the Mexican revolution many industries were nationalized;
      ‡‡ )  Porfiana Peace    a period in Mexican history  (1876 — 1911)  marked by Porfirio Diaz’ rule, where a surface stability,  modernization & economic growth was made possible by political repression & by selling off everything to foreign corporations,  esp. mining & agri-business concerns.  In 1911 the shit hit the fan with the Mexican Revolution & Diaz slithered off to exile in Spain  ;
    ‡‡‡ )  Bread or the stick    Porfirio Diaz’ strategy of offering problematic politicians or generals two options:  cushy & obscenely-salaried sinecures,  or a blindfold & a last cigarette & a firing squad.  (Diaz is said to have commented that a dog with a bone would neither bite or bark.) ;
   ‡‡‡‡ )  Immerse the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”   /   Soak the flag in heroin & I'll suck on it.”    attrib. to a famous former Commisssioner of Sewers  
 
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