fri., 31 dec., 2010, 7th. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    7 kuusella käyvää joutsenta, 6 harovaa hanhia,
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++

++++ )  On the 7th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 
             7 swans a-pissing, 6 geese a-goosing, 5 golden cock rings,
             4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking
              & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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thurs., 30 dec., 2010, 6th. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    6 harovaa hanhia, 5 kultaista mulkkurengasta,
                    4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa, 3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta,
                    2 naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++

++++ )  On the 6th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 6 geese a-goosing,
             5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching,
             2 doves fucking & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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wed., 29 dec., 2010, 5th. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kahdennellatoista päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                    5 kultaista mulkkurengasta, 4 kiroilevaa papukaijaa,
                    3 kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, 2 naivaa kyyhkyä
                    ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.   ++++

++++ )  On the 5th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:
             5 golden cock rings, 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens a frenching,
             2 doves fucking & partridge crap in a pear tree     
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tues., 28 dec., 2010, 4th day of xmas...

FINNISH:  Joulun neljännellä päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: neljä kiroilevaa
                    papukaijaa, kolme kielisuudelmia antavaa lintunaarasta, kaks' naivaa
                     kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ‡‡‡‡

‡‡‡‡ )  On the 4th day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: 4 foul-mouth parrots, 3 hens 
              a-frenching, 2 doves fucking, & partridge crap in a pear tree


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mon., 27 dec., 2010, 3rd. day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun kolmannella päivällä: naintikaverini antoi minulle: kolme kielisuudelmia
                    antavaa lintunaarasta, kaks' naivaa kyyhkyä ja peltopyyn paskaa
                    päärynäpuussa. +++

+++ ) On the 3rd day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  3 hens a frenching, 2 doves fucking,
          & partridge crap in a pear tree
                
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sun., 26 dec, 2010, 2nd. day of xmas

FINNISH: Joulun toisella päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle: kaks' [ kaksi *] naivaa
                   kyyhkyä   [kyyhkyy ** ]  ja peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa.  ++

++  )  On the 2nd day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me:  2 doves fucking, & partridge
           crap in a pear tree 
  *  )  "kaksi" could be used for a more formal feel;
 ** )  "kyyhkyy "could be used for less formality.
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sun., 26 dec., 2010, appetizer: ¿un newyorqueño kwanzaa?

SPANISH: ¡Chinga este kwanzaa!, ¿donde esta mi G.I. Joe /
                     ¡Chinga este kwanzaa!, ¿donde esta mi Barbie ?  +++

+++ ) Fuck this kwanzaa!, where's my G.I. Joe?  /
           Fuck this kwanzaa!, where's my Barbie?
   

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sat., 25 dec., 2010, 1st day of xmas

FINNISH:  Joulun ensimäisellä päivällä naintikaverini antoi minulle:
                      peltopyyn paskaa päärynäpuussa. +

+ ) On the first day of xmas my fuck-pal sent to me: partridge crap in a pear tree...
       

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fri., 24 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. x

CATALAN: (el) caganer  ++
CATALAN: (el) caganatio  +++
SPANISH:  ¡Al infierno con tu nöel!  §§    
 

      ++ )   (el) Caganer =  Lit., "the shitter"; el caganer is that local shepherd squatting 
                next to Joseph & Mary by the baby Jesus — he has to take a ferocious dump 
                RIGHT NOW... This Catalan Catholic Xmas trad. dating back to late 17th. or 
                early 18th. C.  Despite attempts by the local authorities to ban public displays, 
                el caganer is an essential part of Catalan Xmas. ;  
   +++ )    (el) Caganatio =  Lit., "the shitting log" — (el) Caganatio is another Catalan 
                Cath. Xmas trad. A log with a face carved or painted on it is swathed in a 
                 blanket. On Xmas eve the children shout at & abuse the log, exhorting the log 
                 to shit their Xmas treats; when the blanket is removed the Xmas treats are 
                 found, treats obligingly shat out by the coprocopia known as (el) Caganatio ;
     §§  )   “To hell with yr noel.”   
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thurs., 23 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt ix

MALTESE: Inbullek fuq dawk il minestra pufti apostli.   §

§  )  “I piss upon those minestroni faggot apostles.”
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wed., 22 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. viii

LATIN   Deus Christianus tuus futuatur.    ‡‡‡‡
 
  ‡‡‡‡  )   “Fuck yr Christian god!” 
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tues., dec. 21, 2010, countdown to xmas, pt vii

ICELANDIC  Ríddu Jesúsbarninu í jötu útstillingunni.   ++++

++++ )   “Fuck yr Baby Jesus in His Nativity display.”  
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mon., 20 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. vi

 ITALIAN  Gesu e un cornuto!   ‡‡‡
 
   ‡‡‡  )   “Jesus is a cuckold!”  
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sun., 19 dec., 2010, countdown to xmas, pt. v

GAELIC, IRISH  Focáil an Pápa.    +++ 
  
 +++  )   “Fuck the Pope.” — popular 1980s Dublin graffito 
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sat., 18 dec., 2010, countdown to xmas, pt. iv

FRENCH  J’encule ta scene de nativite!   ++ 

     ++  )   “Fuck yr Nativity display!”  

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fri., 17 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. iii

CATALAN  Mecàgum Christo puta.   ‡‡

     ‡‡  )    “I shit on bitch Christ.”

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thurs., 16 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. ii

FINNISH  Vedä vittu päähän ja pakene Jeesuskyrpä.    +

     +  )   “Draw a cunt on yr forehead & run for Jesus-cock.”  /“Draw a cunt on yr
                forehead & run for Jesus-dick.” 
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wed., 15 dec., 2010, countdown 2 xmas, pt. i

ALBANIAN  Ta qifshä zotërin tënd turqíshte.  ‡

      ‡   )   “Let the Turkish fuck yr Lord God.”  / “Let the Turks fuck yr Lord God.”
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tues., 14 dec., 2010, a nod's as good as a wank to a blind norsk, pt. ii

BELARUSIAN:  драчзйкь   —  dračzyc´  **
GREEK, MOD.:   ¡Μαλάκα! — Maláka!  **      
HINDI:         — hast maithun   ++   
TAGALOG:  bionic  ‡‡   

     **  )   “wanker”  / “jerkoff”    ;  “(You) wanker!”  /  “(You) jerkoff!” ;
     ++ )    “self-fucking” ; 
     ‡‡  )   “wank”  / “jerk-off”
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mon., 13 dec., 2010, caligula's teabag party, pt. iv

ALBANIAN:  Të qiftë Milosh!  **  
DANISH:  Skide krigsforbryder!  ++
TAGALOG:  dóble kára canúto  /  dóble kára kanúto  +++

      ** )     “Let Milosh [Slobodan Milosevič] fuck you!”  —   
                     Milosevič, ex-Serb pres. & war criminal ;   
     ++ )     “Shitty War Criminal!” ;
   +++ )    “two-faced Yank” / “two-faced American”
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sun., 12 dec., 2010, another sabbath blasphomet

SWEDISH:   Din mama suger Kristus.    ++

   ++ )     “Yr mother sucks Christ.” 
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sat., 11 dec., 2010, of planes, parchisi, pocket birdys & chinamen

CANTONESE:       — dáa fi gi ...   ++  
CATALAN:  fugar al Parxís ...  +++
CROATIAN:  “Grickao si klitoris, Lepi Mario ...”  §§
CZECH:   honit ptáka ...   §§§  
FRENCH:   se polir le chinois ...   ‡‡
TAGALOG:  ngatngát  +++
 
     ++ )         —  dáa fi gi ... = “do a jet plane ...” / “Hit the jet plane ...”  — i.e., wanking /
                     jerking off  ;   
   +++ )      Catalan, “fugar al Parxís ...” = “Play parchisi ...” — i.e, clit-wank ;  
                  Tagalog, “ngatngát” = clit wank ;
      §§ )      “You bit the clit, pretty boy Mario...” — Croatian punk rock classic  ;
    §§§ )      “chasing the birdy ...” — i.e., wanking /  jerking off  ;   
     ‡‡ )       “polish the Chinaman” — i.e., wanking / jerking off .
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fri., 10 dec., 2010, exploded arses / asses, pt. iii

BASQUE:   anburu  ** 
SOTHO, N:   matala  **      
TAGALOG:   álmos  **  
VIETNAMESE:  bêm tri  ** 

** ) bloody arse / ass ;   bleeding arse / ass;   piles.
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thurs., 9 dec., 2010, two words for a post-wiki-leaks world

FARSI:   baččaboz / bachchaboz     ‡‡
PASHTO:  баччaбози — baččabozi / bachchabozi  §§    
UZBEK:  баччa — bačča / bachcha    ++        
UZBEK:  баччaбоз — baččaboz / bachchaboz    ‡‡
UZBEK:  баччaбози — baččabozi / bachchabozi  §§  

     ++  )   lit., “dancing boy” ; gay bottom [pre-teen] boy-toy catamite ;
     §§  )   lit., “dancing boy-toy” / “dancing boy-play" — the practice of hiring, by hook or
                crook, pre-teen boys for use as “dancing boy” sex slaves in Afghanistan, Uzbek-
                stan, Kazakhstan, & other countries;  
      ‡‡ )   lit., “collector of dancing boys” — i.e. & e.g. [but not ibid], pimp, sugar-daddy, 
               war-lord owner of [баччa — bačča / bachcha] gay bottom [pre-teen] catamite sex
               slaves ...              
                [per Frontline <http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/dancingboys/view/>,
                via Wiki-leaks, U.S military subcontractor DynCorp has been abducting young 
                 9-to-12 yr. old boys for use as “dancing boy” sex slaves in Afghanistan, to 
                be gang-banged by depraved war-lords. Aren't you gladdened to see yr tax 
                dollars at work, supporting & subsidizing age-old local cultural customs like
                slavery, gang rape, & pædophelia?] 

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wed., 8 dec., 2010, cellular netiquette pt. ii

GERMAN:   Fick Jeden in deiner Schnellwahl!    §§    
ITALIAN:   Scopa tutti nel tuo fonino.   ++
RUSSIAN:   Ебай всех в твоей мобильник —  Ebaj vsex v tvoej mobil’nik.   ++     
   
     ++ )   “Fuck everyone on yr mobile phone.”  /
              “Fuck everyone on yr cell phone.”  ;     
     §§  )  “Fuck everyone on yr speed dial.”
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tues., 7 dec., 2010, caligula's teabag party, pt. iii

ALBANIAN:  Fashísti janë vegla të kapitalistëve!  ***
GERMAN:   Arbeit macht frei.   ¶¶¶  
SERB:   Јебо своју европ унију. — Jebo svoju evropsku uniju.   §§§  
TAGALOG:   Dóble kára japók!   /  Balimbíng japók!   +++    

    *** )     “Fascists are nothing but Capitalist tools!” ;
    ¶¶¶ )     “Work shall make you free”  =  inscribed above the gates of Nazi death camps ;
   §§§ )    “Fuck yr European Union.” ;  
  +++ )     “Five-faced hypocritical  Japanese!”  /  “Five-faced hypocritical  Japanese!”
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mon., 6 dec., 2010, love in an arid land

RUSSIAN:   ебать в сухую  —  ebát v suxúju  ‡‡‡‡ 

 ‡‡‡‡ )  “dry fuck” — usually in ref. to wanking, but can also ref. to dry-humping.    
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sun., 5 dec., 2010, more blasphomets, pt. iii

MALTESE:  Inbullek fuq liba vatikan.    ‡ 
SPANISH:  ¡Vámonos con el diablo a Nueva Jork para bailar el twist por todo la noche!  /
                   ¡Vámonos con el diablo a Nueva Yerjsí para bailar el twist por todo la noche!  ‡‡

     ‡ )  “I piss upon the Vatican.”  
   ‡‡ )  “Let’s go to New York with the devil & dance the twist all night long!”  /
            “Let’s go to New Jersey with the devil & dance the twist all night long!” ;
              — ref. to final scene in Buñuel's Simon of the Desert.
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sat., 4 dec. 2010, will the circle be unbroken?

AFRIKAANS:  sirkelnaii  * 
CATALAN:  palla mental   +++
DANISH:  Dogme-sex   +++

      * )   “circle wank ” /  “circle jerk” ;
  +++ )   Catalan:  “palla mental”  =  mental wank;   =  mental wank;    
              “Dogme-sex” = self-indulgent intellectual masturbatory wankathon, in ref. to 
                the self-indulgent intellectual masturbatory wankathon of Von Trier's 1995 
                Scandinavian New Wave Dogme manifesto, i.e., mental wank .    
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fri., 3 dec., 2010, bastards, self-made, born, & etc., pt. i

BASQUE:  Putakume!  /  Putasemea!   §§    
NORWEGIAN:  Drittsekk!   /   Drittsekk jævel! / Drittsekk!  Jævel!   §§§
UZBEK:   Занталоқ!  —  Zantaloq!   §§   



   §§ )  “Bastard!”  /  “Son of a bitch!”  /   bastard;  son of a bitch ;   
 §§§ )  “Sack-of-shit bastard!”  ;   “Sack-of-shit! Bastard!”   
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thurs., 2 dec., 2010, are you shameless or just senile?

GERMAN:  Teletubbies zurück Winker.   +
SPANISH:  Sin vergüenza ...  ++
UZBEK:    эсар ... —  esar ...   ‡‡  
YIDDISH:  חוצפה  — chutzpah  ‡‡‡                    

     + )   “He waves back at the teletubbies.”  ;  
   ++ )   “Shameless ...”  /  No shame ...  ;  shameless  /  no shame  ;  
   ‡‡ )    “Feeble-minded ... ”   /  feeble-minded  ;  
 ‡‡‡ )     Per Harlan Ellison — “gall, brazen nerve, audacity, shamelessness, presumption-
               plus arrogance, such as no other word, & no other language, can do justice.”
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wed., 1 dec., 2010, a 17th. c. icelandic rune curse

A fá stúlku:  Þennan staf á að skrifa í lófann á hægri hendi með eigin blóði sem tekið er ofan af þumalfingri á vinstri hendi. Þá á að taka í hönd stúlkunnar og mæla þessi orð: „Legg ég lófa minn í þinn lófa, minn vilja í þinn vilja. Verði þér í beinum svo þú brennir öll nema þú unnir mér sem sjálfri þér. Svo heit verði þér þessi orð, svo megn og sterk sem eilífðin er. Allir töfrar og fjölkynngi fj..... villi vit þitt til ástar og elsku við mig; og allar þær vættir, sem í jörðu búa, séu mér liðsinnandi á þessa leið.”  ++

++  To Get a Girl: This sign should be written in the palm of your right hand with blood from
       the tip of the thumb on the left hand. Take the girl’s hand and recite: “My hand I lay in
       yours, my will in yours. May your bones burn lest you love me as much as I love you.
       These words shall be as passionate and powerful as eternity. All magic and sorcery turn
       your mind towards love of me and may all those who inhabit subterranean abodes assist
        me in this.”
                      — 17th. C. Icelandic grimoire (Antikvarisk-Topografiska Arkivet,  Stockholm). 
                                [The rune itself is on pg. 6 of curse + berate in 69+ languages.]
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tues., 30 nov., 2010, caligula's teabag party, pt. ii

CANTONESE:        — Gwái tàuh.    ++ 
URDU:       — Lal Salām    ‡‡‡   


     ++ )   “Ghost head.”  =  foreign boss-man / Westerner ; 
   ‡‡‡ )    “Red Salute” — sometimes ironic ref. to Commies. ______________________________________________________
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mon., 29 nov., 2010, a swindler a day, pt. iii

ITALIAN:  Truffatore!  (m)  / Truffatrice! (f)   ++ 
MARATHI:         —  Khaṟyācē n  ̍khāṉḏa!  ++

  ++ )  Swindler!
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sun., 28 nov., 2010, a sabbath blasphomet

CATALAN:  Mecàgum tots els sants putas en una bóta puta i Déu puta per tap!   ++ 


  ++ )  “I shit on all the bitch saints inside a bitch’s bottle & that bitch God for a cork!”  
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sat., 27 nov., 2010, another post-angstgiving quechua sobriquet for conquistadores

QUECHUA:    wiraqocha   (sing.)   /
                        wiraqochas   (pl.)   
 
     ++ )   Spaniard, Spaniards, non-Quechua speaker — mod. Andean Incas see very 
               little difference between the Conquistadores who killed their kings, enslaved
               their peoples, & plundered their resources  (which they sold for a song to
               Europe & to N. America), while bankrupting their country, & the modern  
               white “gringos” & “Spaniards” running the country.  The elite owns most of
               the resources & wields most of the political & economic power, while only
               comprising up 5 % of the populace.   Differences between the remaining
               population are as much cultural as they are ethnic:  45 % are  a mestizo or
               creole urban populace, either middle class & / or aspiring to materialism &
               affluence;  the rest are Andean Inca (though some are ethnically mestizo, or
               even Caucasian), rural (whether in the highlands, midlands, or coastal areas), 
               speak Quechua, & retain the agrarian values & communal traditions — 
               Cosmovision is the modern relig., which combines Roman Catholicism & the
               older Inca religion (which resembles the pantheism & ancestor worship of the 
               Shinto relig.) .
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fri., 26 nov., 2010, a post-angstgiving quechua sobriquet for conquistadores

QUECHUA:   pukakunka
QUECHUA:  "¡Manañam kunanmanta wakchakayniykiwan wiraqocha mikhunqañachu¡"
 
      ++ )   lit., "redneck" — an Inca term for the Castilian Spaniards, dating fr. late 17th. 
                 & 18th. c. insurgencies.
    +++ )  "From now on, no more shall Spaniards feast on our poverty!" — attributed 
                 to Inca Tuba Amaru II, who ran an Inca state in the remote Andes, from which
                 he declared war on the occupying Spaniards — speech circa 1780.
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thurs., 25 nov., 2010, an angstgiving aztec / nahuatl sobriquet for conquistadores

NAHUATL:   Gachupin!  (sing.)  / Gachupines!  (pl.)   §    
SPANISH / NAHUATL:   ¡Pinchí gachupin!  (sing.)  /  ¡Pinchí Gachupines!  (pl.)   §§   
SPANISH / NAHUATL:   ¡A la chingada infierno con el pinchí gachupin!  (sing.)  /
                                     ¡A la chingada infierno con los pinchí Gachupines!  (pl.)   §§§    
         
     § )   gachupin / gachupines — nahuatl [aztec] sobriquet for their conquistador “saviors”, 
            very popular in the 19th. c. & early 20th. c., during wars of independence &
            revolutions, & still ocasionally used against snotty Spaniards who claim to have no 
            Indio in their lineage — indeed the gachupin is so beloved by the nahuatl that they 
             frequently add a jocose “death to” or a just-joshing “to hell with” or an ironic 
            “fucking” to make the terms of their affection perfectly clear — any brandished guns
             or machetes are also intended ironically ;  Etym., Nahuatl, cactli = any sandal, shoe 
             or footwear ; Span., chapín = conquistadores' high heel boots ;   
   §§ )   “Fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniard!” /
             “Fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniards!”   ;     
 §§§ )   “To fucking hell with that fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniard!” /
             “To fucking hell with those fucking high-and-mighty gachupin Spaniards!”
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wed., 24 nov., 2010, exploded arses / asses, pt. ii

AFRIKAANS:   bloed aars **      
BOSNIAN:  hemeroide  **   
SWAHILI:  bawasiri  ** 
TURKISH:  basur  ** 
ZULU:  bheka  **

** ) bloody arse / ass ;   bleeding arse / ass;   piles.
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tues., 23 nov., 2010, caligula's teabag party, pt. i

AFRIKAANS:  Naai jou Waarheid en Versoening. / Fok jou Waarheid en Versoening. *  
CANTONESE:       — Díu lā sīng!   +
CROATIAN:  Еетхно Бројалика  —  Ethno Brojalica.  § 
MACEDONIAN:  Да ти ебам народ!   —  Da ti ebam narod!   ‡    
RUSSIAN:  Чопорные сновья. — Čópornye snyov’já.   ʃ
SERB:  Еетхно Бројалика  —  Ethno Brojalica.   §  
TAGALOG:  balimbíng canúto   /  balimbíng kanúto       ++  
THAI:          — farang kèenók   +++

      * )    “Bugger yr Truth & Reconciliation!” / “Fuck yr Truth & Reconciliation!” ; 
      + )     “Fucking Paki!” / “Fucking Indian!” ; 
      § )    “Ethnic Eeny-meeny-miney-moe.”  = also title of poem by Croatian poet 
                Delimir Resicki; 
      ‡ )     “Fuck yr nation!” ; 
      ʃ )    “Prim & proper British sons of bitches.” ;
    ++ )     “five-faced hypocritical Yank” / “five-faced hypocritical American” ;   
  +++ )   “birdshit foreigner” .
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mon., 22 nov., 2010, a swindler a day, pt. ii

ALBANIAN:   Ti je dallaveraxhínj!   ++  
ROMANIAN:  Pungas!  ++

  ++ )  Swindler!;
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sun., 21 nov., 2010, blasphomets, pt. i

AFRIKAANS:  Naii jou Jesus.  +
DANISH:  Kors i skuret.   §
   
     + )  “Fuck yr Jesus.”; 
     § )  “Cross in the loo.” / “Cross in the toilet.”   
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sat., 20 nov., 2010, is that a puppet in your pants or are you battering a german?

FINNISH:   nukkepösky  §§§
POLISH:    wali niemiec  ‡‡‡  

   §§§ )   “puppet pants” — i.e., wanking / jerking off  ; 
   ‡‡‡ )   “batter the German” — i.e., wanking / jerking off ;   
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fri., 19 nov., 2010, cellular netiquette, pt. i

AFRIKAANS:   Fok almal op jou selfoon speed dial.  +          
SERB:  Йеби све на свом брзом биранйу на мобителу. —  Jebi sve na svom brzom biranju na mobitelu.  +       

   +  )   “Fuck everyone on yr mobile phone speed dial.” /
            “Fuck everyone on yr cell phone speed dial.”
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thurs., 18 nov., 2010, bitcheries, pt. i.

AFRIKAANS:   Jou Joan.   +  
DANISH:   Sut dvaergepik, din tøjte.   +++    
FRENCH, VERLAN:  “Quel tassepé!”  ‡    
ITALIAN:  Porca nana! / Zoccola nana!   ‡‡‡  
RUSSIAN:   Кучка дерганая!  —  Cučka derganaya!    §     
SWAHILI:   Yehe ni jahili nakala tatu!   §§§ 
TURKISH:  Bad asl kuni!    ¶     
WELSH:   Dos i chwarae gyda'r  traffig y'r ast  hyll.   ¶¶¶ 

       +  )   “You Joan.” = bitchy bitter Joan Crawford-clone faggot ;  
   +++ )   “Suck dwarf dick, you bitch.”   /  “Suck dwarf cock, you bitch.” ;  
        ‡ )  “What a bitch!” / “What a whore!”— [Fr.] Verlan, Fr.-Arab. street argot ; 
    ‡‡‡ )  “Fat-arse bitch!” / “Fat-ass bitch!” ; “Fatso bitch!,” respectively ;
        § )   “Deranged crazy bitch.” ; 
    §§§ )    “She’s a bitch in triplicate!” ;
        ¶ )   “Evil back-stabbing faggoty queen bitch!” ;
    ¶¶¶ )  “Go & play in the traffic, you ugly bitch.”
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wed., 17 nov., 2010, exploded arses / asses, pt. i

CZECH:   zlatá žila  *   
INDONESIAN:   bokong bau  * 
LATIN:  clunis immunda  *
MONGOLIAN:  чатсаг алдсан   —  chatsag aldsan  ++
NAHUATL:   apitzallitl   ++  
WELSH:   gotsan drewllyd   *    
YIDDISH: שילשול —  shilshl   ++  
  
     * )  dirty arse / dirty ass ;
  ++ )  shitty arse / shitty ass;  diarrhea;  flaming shits.
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tues., 16 nov., 2010, a wank's as good as a wink to a one-eyed norsk

ARABIC, TUNIS.:         — bōnēta ** ;    
MALAYU:  melo´kok  **
SWAHILI:   punyeto  ***     
WELSH:  Y haliwr!  ***

    **  )   “wank”  / “jerk-off” ;  
  ***  )   “wanker”  / “jerkoff”    ;  “(You) wanker!”  /  “(You) jerkoff!” ;  
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mon., 15 nov., 2010, a swindler a day, pt. i

AFRIKAANS:   Jou verneuker!  +  
GREEK, MOD.:  Ινε ενας απατεονας.  — Ine enas apateonas.   ++  

    + )  You’re a swindler! / You swindling con artist!; 
  ++ )  He’s a swindling crook.
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sun., 14 nov., 2010, notes towards an interfaith dialogue

RUSSIAN: Ёб Иерусалѝм! — Ëb Ierusalím!  +    
YIDDISH:  שטופ מאםקווע  — Schtupp Moskve!  /  Schtup Moske! ;
שטופן מאםקווע  — Schtuppn Moskve!  /  Schtupn Moske!  ++   
     
    + )   Fuck Jerusalem!  
  ++ )   Fuck Moscow!
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sat., 13 nov., 2012, hypocritiques

AFRIKAANS:  vals   §
LATIN:   malis animus  §§
MACEDONIAN:   издајник  — izdajnik  §§§ 
RUSSIAN:   гадука  — gaduka  §§§
TAGALOG:  balimbíng   ‡‡
  
       § )   false; forked-tongue; two-faced;
     §§ )   malicious intent;
   §§§ )   serpent (lit.) ; snake-in-the-grass;
     ‡‡ )   five-faced hypocrite.     
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fri., 12 nov., 2010 — the little red book, a deleted note fr.

MANDARIN: 你妈了操尝毛主席!—Nǐ māle cào cháng mao zhǔ xí!  +  
   
+ ) Yr mother fucked Chairman Mao!   
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thurs., 11 nov., 2010 — field guide to liars, an intro.

ARABIC:  کذاب  — Khaẖḏẖāb!  § 
NORWEGIAN:   Jævla løgner!   §§         
PORTUGUESE:   Bicha mentiroso.   ++
PORTUGUESE:   Bicha mentirosa.    +++     
RUSSIAN:  Пиздун! — Pizdún!   ++++     
SPANISH:   ¡Eres pinchí mentiroso! (m) / ¡Eres pinchí mentirosa! (f)   §§ 
SWEDISH:   Jävlalögnare!     §§
      
         § )   "Liar!"; 
     §§ )    Norwegian / Swedish: “Fucking liar!”;  Spanish: “You’re a fucking liar!”;    
    ++ )   “Lying bitch faggot.”; 
  +++ )   "Lying bitch.”;   
++++ )    “Cunting liar!” (lit.); “Fucking liar!”; “Wimp!”    
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wed., 10 nov., 2010 — moral idiots & their lying fathers

BELARUSIAN:  Хлус джабані! Мусічь акліарі начзапіы дык можа піздечь ніама ладі сзто!  — Khlus dabany! Musi’ akuliary nazapiu dyk moa pizdze’ niama lady szto!   +
DUTCH:   Aso leugenaar!  ++
ICELANDIC:    Siblindur fábjáni.  §§§
MALAYU:  Dajal!    §§§§
 
        + )   “Fuckin’ liar thinks he can put on his glasses & say any fucking thing!” / “Fuckin’ liar thinks he can put on his glasses & say any cunting thing!”;  
      ++ )   “Lying sociopath!”   
    §§§ )   “Moral idiot.”;  
  §§§§ )   “Father of lies!” 
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tues., 9 nov., 2010, pick a pocket, any pocket

ARABIC:  اص — liṣṣ  +
CATALAN:  carterista  ++
GREEK, MOD.:  ενας πορτοφολα  — enas portofola ++ 
RUSSIAN:  вор  — vor  ++
RUSSIAN:  арап  — arap   +++
SPANISH:  carterista  ++
TURKISH:   ekiya   ++++ 
UZBEK:   оғри  — oghri ++ 
WELSH:  pigwr pocodi ++
YIDDISH:   גנבֿ — ganef / gonif   ++++   
ZULU:   isigebengu   ++++    

        + )   thief; Arab., luṣūṣ (pl.)  ;  
     ++ )    pickpocket, petty thief;
   +++ )   petty thief, blackamoor—lit., "Arab";
 ++++ )  Turk., Zulu: crook;  gangster; thug; Yiddish:  crook; cheat; swindler. 
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mon., 8 nov., 2010 — black hats

ARMENIAN:  Toun avazag.    *
BASQUE:   marketo alproja (m) / marketa alproja (f)   **    
CROATIAN:    beda od ovjek   § 
FRENCH:  Les flics ne t’a pas encore trouvé?   §§
FRENCH / VERLAN:   Les keufs ne t’a pas encore trouvé?  §§
SLOVENIAN:   Okoli ep v riti!   +
SERB:  беда од човјекą  —  beda od ovjek   §      
SPANISH:  Ladrón que roba a ladrón tiene cien años de perdón.  ++
SWAHILI:   mteka nyara   +++   

         * )   “You’re the bandit!”  /  “You’re a bandit!”;  
       ** )    despicable Spanish crook / despicable Spanish hoodlum;  
   **** )    black hat (lit.) = bad guy;
       §§ )   “Haven’t the cops busted you yet?”—Fr., & Fr. Verlan—Fr.-Arabic street argot;  
        + )    “Around yr pocket and into yr ass/arse!”
      ++ )    “A thief who robs another thief gets a century free of grief.”—Latin American proverb;       
    +++ )    hi-jacker / car-jacker. 
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sun., 7 nov., 2010, god has left the building

LATIN:   Deus mortus est.  +    
ROMANIAN:   Ma pis pe beserica matii.  ++     
     
    + )  God is dead.  (This wld have been egregious indeed for the polytheist Romans, who might direct very specific insults at specific gods—as found in Pompeii's & Herculenium's graffiti; or might say "Your gods are dead"; & possibly even, "The Gods are dead"—if there were other Gods waiting in the wings.)
 ++ )  I piss on yr mother's church.
 
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sat., 6 nov., 2010, saturday's child is hot & bothered ...

MALTESE:  ja condom mċarrat  +
MARATHI:  jhimparī  ++
SPANISH:  pelotas michinados  +++

    + )  ambulatory torn condom / ambulatory discarded condom
  ++ )  horny slut (m. or f.)
+++ )  blue balls
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fri., 5 nov., 2010, friday's child is remembering mon.-thurs. as a shite-soaked dream...

FRENCH:  Révolution c'est l' opium des intellectuelles ...   +
GERMAN:  Die Revolution is das Opium das Intellektuell ...   +

+ )  "Revolution is the opium of the intellectual..." — popular post-May '68 European & U.S. graffito; found its way into Lindsay Anderson's film, O LUCKY MAN!
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thurs., 4 nov., 2010, thursday's child is feeling better, still on meds

SOME SCATOLOGY 1.1, 
Pt. IV   (Continued from yesterday):


SERB:   сранjе  — sranje;
говно — govno * ;
SLOVENIAN:  govno;
drek   *
SOTHO, N:   mampho   ****
SPANISH:  mierda;
cagada   *
SWAHILI:   mavu;
mavi   *** 
SWEDISH:  skit  *
TAGALOG:   ta´e  **
TAMIL:   khukhu  * 
THAI:  kêe;
Ba!  *    
TURKISH:  bok  *    
UKRAINIAN:  гиовно — givno  *** ;
засраний   — zasranyy  ++++++
дермо  — dermo   +++++++
URDU:  pakhana;
Bakvs!  * 
UZBEK:   пок,  — poq   *** 
VIETNAMESE:  chết cha;
phán *   
WELSH:  cach *       
YIDDISH:   דרעק—dreck   ***
YORUBA:  ìgbé    ***
ZULU:  amasimba;
uthuvi  *          

            *  )    “shit” / “Shit!”; 
          **  )    “shitty”;
        ***  )    “crap; shit”;  BRAZ.: “crap”;
      ****  )    “crappy”;  
    *****  )    “shitty brat”;  
   ****** )    “turd”;    
  ++++++ )   “shit-caked/shitty”;  
+++++++ )  “fresh stinky shit.”  
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wed., 3 nov., 2010, wednesday's child is medicated (& in grief over a dead kitty)

SOME SCATOLOGY 1.1, 
Pt. III (Continued fr. yesterday):


JAPANESE:      クソ— kuso   *
KAZAKH:  бхогк  —  bhogk  *
KOREAN:  니미랄— nimiral  * 
LATIN:   fimus;
merda;
caco;
stercus  +++++
LATVIAN:  suuds  *    
LITHUANIAN:  shudas  *    
MACEDONIAN:  сранjе  —  sranje * ;

 
тртушка  —  trtuška  ******
MALAYU:  berak  *    
MALTESE:  hara   *
MANDARIN:         屎— shǐ  * 
MONGOLIAN:   баас  — baas  *    
NAHUATL:   sapa   ****
NORWEGIAN:   dritt  *       
POLISH:   gówno  *          
PORTUGUESE:  bosta;
merda  * ; 
fodeu  *** 
QUECHUA:   q’upa   *** 
ROMANIAN:   căcat  * ;    
RUSSIAN:    говнó   — govnó *

(to be concluded Thurs.)

          *  )    “shit” / “Shit!”; 
        **  )    “shitty”;
      ***  )    “crap; shit”;  BRAZ.: “crap”;
    ****  )    “crappy”;  
  *****  )    “shitty brat”;  
 ****** )    “turd”;   
           + )    “poop”;  
         ++ )   “shitty shit” — Swiss/Bern dial.;  
       +++ )   “turd; also, shit-for-brains bastard;  ‘stronza’ (f),
                   turd, shit-for-brains bitch/cunt nympho whore”;   
     ++++ )   “shit/shitting”;   
   +++++ )   “‘Shit,’ or ‘To shit’,” attributed to Ceasar’s wife
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tues., nov. 2, 2010, tuesday's child has lab test results

SOME SCATOLOGY 1.1, 
Pt. II   (Continued fr. yesterday) :


DANISH:  skid   ****** ;  
bæ   +
DUTCH:  stront;
kak  *       
ESTONIAN:   sitt  *      
FARSI:  golole;
goh  * 
FINNISH:  paska  *
FRENCH:   merde!  *
GAELIC, IRISH:  cac  *  
GAELIC, SCOTS:  cac  *  
GERMAN:   Scheisse!  *  ;
Scheissdrägg  ++
GREEK, MOD.:   σκατο  — skato  **   
HEBREW:  charah  *       
HINDI:  pakhana;
Bakvs!  *      
HUNGARIAN:  szar  ** ;      
ICELANDIC:  kúkur;
skítur;
skíta;
drita  *  ;
skítlegur;
kúkalabbi  ** ;
saur    ***
INDONESIAN:  berak  *   
ITALIAN:  merda  * ;
stronzo   +++

(to be continued Wed.—Thurs.)

          *  )    “shit” / “Shit!”; 
        **  )    “shitty”;
      ***  )    “crap; shit”;  BRAZ.: “crap”;
    ****  )    “crappy”;  
  *****  )    “shitty brat”;  
 ****** )    “turd”;   
           + )    “poop”;  
         ++ )   “shitty shit,” Sw./Bern dial.;  
       +++ )   “turd; also, shit-for-brains bastard; (also, in other context, ‘stronza’ (f),
                   turd, shit-for-brains bitch / cunt nympho whore”) ;   
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mon., 1 nov., 2010, monday's child is at the doctor's

SOME SCATOLOGY 1.1, 
Pt. I (to be continued tomorrow):


AFRIKAANS:  stront;  kak  *       
ALBANIAN:  muti  *      
ARABIC:   chrā * ; 
ARMENIAN   kak  *    
BASQUE:  kaka egin;
kaka  *      
BELARUSIAN:  хауно — hauno  *    
BENGALI:   bhagade  * ; 
bāl er chāt  **    
BOSNIAN:  sranje;
govno * ;
BULGARIAN:  гувно — guvno  *
BURMESE:  chi   *   
CANTONESE:   sí   *   
CATALAN:  caganer  ***** 
CREOLE / HAITIAN:  mede   *
CROATIAN: sranje;  govno *    
CZECH:   hovno ;
sraní;
sraky  * ;
skítlegur;
kúkalabbi  ** ;
saur    ***

(to be continued Tues.—Thurs.)

          *  )    “shit” / “Shit!”; 
        **  )    “shitty”;
      ***  )    “crap; shit”;  BRAZ.: “crap”;
    ****  )    “crappy”;  
  *****  )    “shitty brat”;  
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sun., 31 oct., 2010, sunday's child has a sickie....

CATALAN:  Plogués tant que l'aigua arribés al cel i el pei-xos piquissen els collons de Sant Pere, pensant-se que són molles de pa.  +
SLOVENIAN:  Marijii na Jesus!   ++

  + )  I wish it rained so much that the waters flooded heaven & the fish bit. St. Peter's balls / bollocks, thinking that they're bread crumbs.
++ )  Holy Virgin Mary on Jesus!
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

sat., oct. 30, 2010, idiots' quartet

DANISH:  jubleidiot  *
INDONESIAN:  tollo  ++
KAZAKH:  акмак  — akmak  ++
SPANISH:  pendejo  (m.)   /  pendeja  (f.)   +++

    * )    happy idiot
  ++ )   idiot
+++ )   dumb-ass / dumb-arse, dork, doofus, dweeb — Std. Spanish;
stupid sub-moronic shit-for-brains / shite-for-brains asshole /arsehole (or worse, depending on whether any pets or livestock are rectally bleeding) — Mexican dial.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1 

fri., 29 oct., 2010 — friday's child is fulla shite

ARMENIAN:  Shun kak utes. *
BASQUE: Kakazaharra!  **
ΒULGARIAN:  Гдъпости! — Gluposti!  **
CANTONESE:  Sí tàuh!  ***
GREEK Γιοματος σκατά — Giomatos skatá!  **
SWAHILI:  Matako yakona nuka kama mavi!  ++++
THAI:  Farang kèenók +++++
YIDDISH:  Kuck ind faal.  ++++++
ZULU:  inganckwane  +++++++

           * )  Eat dog shit.
         ** )  Bullshit! / bullshit
       *** )  Shit-head! / Shite-head!
      ++++ )  You reek of shit! / You reek of shite!
    +++++ )  bird-shit foreigner / bird-shite foreigner
  ++++++ ) (Go) shit and fall on it.
+++++++ )  cock & bull tale, bullshit, bollocks

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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

fri., 29 oct., 2010 — apology for not reposting 2 pces from other day after editing them

fri., oct 29, 2010

in classic clusterfuck i edited a couple of previous posts & forgot to repost 'em.  they're back for yr delectation.


will have some fresh daily curses anon...

thurs., 28 oct. 2010, a prayer for mejico

SPANISH:  Pobre Mexico. Tan lejos desde Dios y tan cerca de Estados Unidos.  +

+ )   Pity poor Mexico. So far from God & so close to the United States.  (Mexican proverb—attributed to the Gandhi of Mexico, Porfirio Diaz, who surely left a sweet smell...) 
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

wed., 27 oct., 2010, wednesday's child is full of piss & vinegar....

DUTCH:   Mierenneuker.  +
FINNISH:  Vittu ku tää vitun koulu on niin vitun perseestä....  ++
TAGALOG:  kanttero ng tsunggo   +++
UZBEK:   Онайне скаий —  Onayne skaiy...  ++++

      + )   Ant-fucker.
    ++ )   Oh fuck, this fucking / cunting school is so from the fucking / cunting arse / ass... (or, alternately: Oh fuck, this fucking / cunting school is so fucking / cunting fucked up...)
  +++ )   Monkey-fucker.
++++ )   Go fuck yr mother.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

tues., 26 oct., 2010, fuck yr brand & the logo it rode into town on

CROATIAN:  Jebo ti Tarzan baba!   + 
GAELIC, IRISH:  Tá sé mar Séamus Ó hÉanaí tar amach ó mo thóin.   ++ 
ICELANDIC:  Ríddu þér me∂ Mr. Pink kallinum.  +++  
ITALIAN:  Se questo e’ il nuovo libro di Umberto Eco, aspettero’ il film e saltero’ anche quello. ++++ 
SERB:  Џебо ти Тарзан баба —  Jebo ti Tarzan baba!     +

         + )  Tarzan fucked yr grandmother!
      ++ )   It’s like Séamus Heaney emerging from my ass/arse.
    +++ )   Fuck yourself with a Mr. Pink action figure.
  ++++ )   If that’s the latest Umberto Eco book I’ll wait for the movie & skip that too.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

mon., 25 oct., 2010, i don't like mondays...

FINNISH:  Pissaliisa  +
FRENCH:  courir le dragon / chasser le dragon ++   
HEBREW:  dafuk  +++
HEBREW:  mastul  ++++
NAHUATL:  tecochtlazalli  +++

      + )   Piss-Alices — drunken teeny-bopper sluts who piss themselves
    ++ )   Chase the dragon / chasing the dragon = opiate high
  +++ )   Fucked up, stoned
++++ )   Stoner
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

sun., 24 oct., 2010, sabbath bloody sabbath

FARSI:   Madar mollah!   +
FRENCH:  J'encule le pape nazi!   ++
SPANISH:  ¡Gracias a Dios que soy ateo!    +++
VIETNAMESE:  Vô lê!    ++++

     + )   Yr mother's a mullah!
   ++ )   Fuck the Nazi pope!
 +++ )  Thank God I'm an atheist!— Old Spanish & Mexican proverb, often attributed to Luis Buñuel.
++++)  God damn!
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

sat., 23 oct., 2010 — love & kisses

AFRIKAANS: Siug aan my aambeie en wag...  +
ARABIC: Buz tezi. ++
BOSNIAN: Polijubime u tamnicu!  +++
GAELIC, IRISH:  Póg mo thóin.  +
GAELIC, SCOTS:  Pòg mo thòin.  +
MALTESE:  Busli sormi ala francisa.  ++++
TELEGU: Naa gudda naaku.  +
TURKISH: Götumu yala.  +++++
WELSH: Sychu fy penol fi.  +++++

        + )   Suck on my hemorrhoids & wait...
      ++ )   Kiss my ass/arse.
    +++ )   Kiss my caboose.
  ++++ )   French kiss my ass/arse.
+++++ )   Lick my ass/arse.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1 

fri., 22 oct., 2010, hide yr children, hide yr livestock, hide yr pets

ITALIAN:  stronzo (m)  /  stronza (f)   +


+ ) male — shit-brain, balls-for-brains; also rotten bastard & sex-fiend (i.e., hide yr children, hide yr livestock, hide yr pets) ; female — shit-brain, cunt-for-brains, also rotten nympho whore bitch
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

thurs., 21 oct., 2010, ticky dickys & tickly clits & phonefuckery

AFRIKAANS:  Jou dipsticktrekker.  *
FARSI:  bachchaboz  **
FRENCH:  Je l'encule ton portable   +++
NORWEGIAN:  onanere  ++++
PORTUGUESE:  ...Meu pau de lent de contato.   +++++

         * )   You dipstick puller.
       ** )   Collector patron of dancing toy-boys. / patron of dancing toy-boys.
    +++ )   Fuck yr portable / mobile / cell-phone.
  ++++ )   clit-wank
+++++ )   My dick wears a contact lens. / cock wears a contact lens.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1  

wed., 20 october 2010, queens for a day

AFRIKAANS:  Leonora  *
FRENCH:  Marcher à voiles et à vapeur...  **
FRENCH (VERLAN DIALECT):  Ce mec est chelou.  ***
HINDI / URDU: Tere bahin ki shalwār main thōk phainkun.  +++
SPANISH:  papayona  ++++
TAGALOG:  kómiks  +++++
YIDDISH:  Kuch in toches/tuches arein.  ++++++

           *)  gay liar / deceitful gay
        ** )  navigating by sail & steam... (i.e., bi-, AC/DC)
      *** )  That dude's louche. / That dude's rough trade. — Verlan, French-Arab. street argot
       +++)  I spit in yr sister's bluejeans.
     ++++)   Big fat lazy-arse/lazy-ass cunt. — Cuban dial.
   +++++)  tattooed all over, like a walking comic book.
++++++)  Kiss my arse/ass.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

bonus posting (making up for lost time)

[we have relocated from another blog site & changed our name, too, due to issues with formatting & fonts— ED.]

CROATIAN:  Mama ti se jebe sa Srbima na Internetu. *

GERMAN:  Deine Grossmutter leckt Hitlers Ei! **

FRENCH:  Situationiste de merde! / Connard de situationist.  ++


PORTUGUESE:  Micro-onda  +++


 *  )  Yr mother has internet sex with Serbs.

** )  Yr grandmother licked Hitler's ball.

++)  Situationist bullshit! (Situationist bullshitter!) / Situationist wanker!

+++) "Microwave" = necklacing variant, substituting petrol-filled tin barrel for petrol-soaked rubber tire; victim's placed in tin barrel & set on fire; method used in Rio's favelas by drug dealers & by vigilantes, sometimes against real journalists [as opposed to U.S. p.r. flacks & fuck-puppet propagandists].
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1

Two Today

AFRIKAANS:  Jou misraam-kindje *

TURKISH:  Bad asl kuni.**

(We can’t count for shite…)

WELSH:  Ffwcio dy Barbi-doli i fyny’r pen ol. ***

    *)  You abortion baby!
  **)  Evil back-stabbing faggoty queen.
***)  Fuck your Barbi-doll up the ass/arse.
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from curse + berate in 69+ languages, from Soft Skull Press.

http://www.softskull.com/detailedbook.php?isbn=1-933368-86-1